In honor of our mudad's birthday (he never did anything wrong in his life, he was just feeling silly), I decided to write a chapter about how it would be, if he got to parent his sons as babies 🥺 let me live the illusion that he would be a good papa <3
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"Dio The King Of ZA WORUDO"
ZAWORUDO: VANILLA ICE
DiosB: AH WHAT
DiosB: I mean
DiosB: what is it, my lord?😍✨️💖
ZAWORUDO: Bring me milk, Ungalo is crying again
ZAWORUDO: I just wanted a relaxing night...
DiosB: ⁱ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵃ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ
ZAWORUDO: what was that
DiosB: right away, my lord🥰🧚♀️🍆‼️
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Boobs: I found Donatello by the way
ZAWORUDO: oh my days where was he??
Boobs: trying to put beetles in Rikiel's bottle☹️
ZAWORUDO: oh he's fine okay good
ZAWORUDO: speaking of Rikiel, did you buy him the onesie I told you about, Mariah?
Boobs: yes I did, I didn't want to- you know- die
Boobs: 1 attachment.
ZAWORUDO: my sweet baby looks like a little cow now 🥺
AnEntireHorse: idk why you'd want to have a baby that looks like a cow but whatever floats your boat
ZAWORUDO: you need some gay sex, Hol Horse
AnEntireHorse: I really don't
CantSee: "Oh yES lORd dIO YES!!!"
YellowCum: "HARDER LORD DIO!!"
AnEntireHorse: I know where you people live.
CantSee: let me remind you, Hol Horse, I am blind. Therefore, my hearing is exceptional. I know what you did last night.
BoingBoing: there is a little boy present, it is I🧍♂️
OingOing has removed BoingBoing.
OingOing: I don't know why we kept him here
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SuperMarioBro1: the young master has sharted☹️
ZAWORUDO: which one
SuperMarioBro1: Rikiel
ZAWORUDO: THAT'S MY BOY!! Terrance, tell him I love him
SuperMarioBro1: was already counting on it
SuperMarioBro2: you're raising him to be a chad, Lord Dio
ZAWORUDO: my boy is gonna grow up strong and a meat feeder
MineralWater: Plot Twist: he's vegan
ZAWORUDO: no son of mine will be vegan
DannyDaVito: no offense lord Dio, but your children are... truly something else
DannyDaVito: Ungalo is a crybaby
ZAWORUDO: PROBABLY BECAUSE HE IS A BABY???
DannyDaVito: Rikiel shits every 2 minutes
ZAWORUDO: HE'S AN INFANT???
DannyDaVito: Donatello has a thing for pranking every person in this mansion
ZAWORUDO: HE'S A TODDLER, DANNY DAVITO
DannyDaVito: and Haruno is honestly the most sane person around here
ZAWORUDO: yeah well he is the oldest.
Boobs: that doesn't stop you from cuddling him, it's the cutest shit I've ever seen
ZAWORUDO: I'm a dad.
MineralWater: daddy*
ZAWORUDO: that too
YellowCum: I miss calling you daddy...☹️
ZAWORUDO: only my children get to call me that now, it's weird if you do it, get lost
YellowCum: I miss the good old days...
Parasite: don't you think it would be funny if Haruno had a friend in the future who does daddy jokes 24/7 and had 3 balls, and tried to tan in the oven?
ZAWORUDO: don't be ridiculous, my son wouldn't have such stupid friends
SuperMarioBro2: Oh Lord Dio, Jotaro and his gang are on their way there
ZAWORUDO: TELL THEM TO WAIT, IM FEEDING MY BABIES
ZAWORUDO: I'LL DESTROY THEM AFTER
ZAWORUDO: UHHH VANILLA ICE
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DiosB: yes? 🥰
ZAWORUDO: distract them in the meanwhile! Tell Kenny G to be useful for once. Terrance, you too
SuperMarioBro1: do I have a choice🧍♂️
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ZAWORUDO: now
ZAWORUDO: you're all USELESS because WHY THE HELL ARE THEY HERE
ZAWORUDO: but if you don't mind now, I am going to sing twinkle twinkle little Dio to put my babies to sleep
ZAWORUDO: I'll be back before sunrise, I'm sure
ZAWORUDO: what's the worse that can happen?😃
(Jotaro almost killed him while he was burping Ungalo.)
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