Negative Positivity!

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"Underpaid Team😨"

GenderfluidMirror: I hate life

Cheese: same

HatGoesHahaFunny: well, you guys came back pretty late. Where were you?

Cheese:
Cheese: somewhere.

Elsa: wow thank you, I WOULD'VE NEVER GUESSED

GenderfluidMirror: uh
GenderfluidMirror: okay Riz, you might need to know this

HatGoesHahaFunny: oh no

Pineapple: oh God

Cheese: we uh
Cheese: we came back
Cheese: fffrom the doctor......

Mamalone: WOOOOO ILLUSO IS PREGNANT
Mamalone: HAAAPPY BIRHTDAAAAYYY TO Y

GenderfluidMirror: SHUT IT

Cheese: we
Cheese: we ran some tests

GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: we're HIV positive...

HatGoesHahaFunny:

Ham:

Pineapple:
Pineapple: well that's not very positive :(

NoMilkIce: guys oh my God, I'm so sorry...

Mamalone:
Mamalone: I'm gonna hiiide...

GenderfluidMirror: it's not contagious like that🧍‍♂️

Mamalone: don't wanna take any risks, don't touch me yeah?😃

Cheese: MRLONE IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS LIKE THAT

Mamalone: don't cough either

GenderfluidMirror: or you know, you can just NOT HAVE SEX WITH US???

Cheese: or SHARE YOUR HEROIN SYRINGE??

Mamalone: I don't do heroin😼

Cheese: exactly...

GenderfluidMirror: man I hate this groupchat

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IGotTheMilk: have you guys seen my gloves? I gotta disinfect the sink

HatGoesHahaFunny: not now, Gelato.

IGotTheMilk: fine. But if you find them, let me know. Nothing is more important than protection 😌

GenderfluidMirror: OH MY GOD

Cheese: OUT GELATO

IGotTheMilk: OKAY OKAY, FINE SORRY
IGotTheMilk: I'LL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN

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GenderfluidMirror: STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT OMG

Mamalone: man you're not being very positive right now, for someone who's HIV positive 😐☝️

GenderfluidMirror: LITERALLY JUMP OFF A CLIFF

Mamalone: come on, sing with me Lu!
Mamalone: SOOOOMEEEEOOONEEE is in the kitchen with Dinah!

GenderfluidMirror:

Mamalone:
Mamalone: someone's in the kitchen I knoooowwww

GenderfluidMirror:

Mamalone: SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH! STRUMMIN' ON THE OLD BANJO
Mamalone: YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS!

Pineapple:
Pineapple: and going fie, fi, fiddly i o...

Mamalone: FIE FI FIDDLY I OOOOOO

GenderfluidMirror:

Cheese:

Mamalone: STRUMMIN ON THE OLD BANJO 🪕🪕
Mamalone: JOJOJO
Mamalone: GO TELL AUNT RHODY
Mamalone: GO TELL AUNT RHODY!
Mamalone: GO TELL AUNT RHODY THE OLD GRAY GOOSE is dead.....

GenderfluidMirror:

Cheese:

HatGoesHahaFunny:

Ham:

Elsa:

NoMilkIce:

Pineapple:

Mamalone:
Mamalone: happy birthday to you... happ
GenderfluidMirror: IM GONNA RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES MELONE
Mamalone: IM SORRU

HatGoesHahaFunny: well
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm very sorry that this happened to you, ragazzi

Cheese: it's fine... we would die anyway

GenderfluidMirror: WE'RE GONNA DIE???

Cheese: WELL HOPEFULLY NOT SO SOON
Cheese: shit wait I just got an email
Cheese: I'll be right back

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GenderfluidMirror: I'm gonna die

Elsa: we all are, you're not special

GenderfluidMirror: YOU PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES😭😭😭

Pineapple: I'm sorry Lu :(

GenderfluidMirror: ah what the hell
GenderfluidMirror: since I'm dying, I'll be an asshole right back

Ham: you always are...

Mamalone: maybe it's the karma

GenderfluidMirror: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF EMPATHY

Mamalone: I've heard of positivity

GenderfluidMirror: RAAHHHHHHH

1 participant is now online.

Cheese: good news! Apparently the nurse confused our files! We're good!

Mamalone: you're positive?

Cheese: I'm negative

Pineapple: man, I wanted some positivity around here...

Mamalone: SHUT IT MICKEY MOUSE

GenderfluidMirror: I'm gonna fucking cry again.

Cheese: we can be positive now!

GenderfluidMirror: it's a beautiful day outside!

Mamalone: I'm gonna hide

GenderfluidMirror: Mel, come here, let's chat😼

Mamalone: mamma mia...

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Cheese:
Cheese: did you know that Narancia pissed on our doorstep again, to "assert dominance"?

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