Passione Groupchat 2

Snowglobes

"Famiglia Against Carne"

Titz: have you guys heard?

Squash💅: what happened?

Titz: I heard that the boss is gonna start paying us from the inside, and not with living money

GimmeUrToes: MAN THAT SUCKS

Mandorla: why is that bad, may I ask?

KillMe: because it's non-existent money. Think about it: people have stuff in the bank: if everyone, at once, decided that they wanted to take all of their money out of bank, there wouldn't be enough money for everyone. That's why so many banks go bankrupt. Because this much money does not exist

Mandorla: question, Tiziano: who told you this?

Titz: the boss' accountant was talking on the phone about it, earlier. I just happened to be passing by

Woof: I want money :(

Squash💅: yeah I want money too :(

Woof: we should start a business of our own

Squash💅: yeah, let's sell snowglobes. Everyone likes snowglobes!

KillMe: nobody's gonna buy your snowglobes...

GimmeUrToes: we're gonna do the razzle dazzle and people will be showering us with money. You'll see, we'll turn the living room into a snowglobe because soon, it'll be snowing moneeeyyy

Squash💅: AYYYYYY

KillMe: NOBODY WANTS YOUR SNOWGLOBES!!

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"Underpaid Team😨"

HatGoesHahaFunny: have you guys heard?

Elsa: yes, we have ears

HatGoesHahaFunny: I heard that the boss is gonna start paying us from the inside, and not with living money

Elsa: FUCK LIFE

GenderfluidMirror: wait, did he tell you that?

HatGoesHahaFunny: rumors spread fast in Passione, okay..?

IGotTheMilk: yeah, the other day I heard the capo from the investigation team talking about it
IGotTheMilk: sooner or later, this shit will be on the news lol

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"We Need A Free Day"

WheresMyMelanin: WHY IS PASSIONE'S CASH CIRCLE ON THE NEWS?????

TheGoldenSucc: HWAT??? WHY??? HOW????

EmoGworl: kid, did you tell anyone about the expenses??

TheGoldenSucc: I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS, I HAVE AN ACCOUNTANT FOR A REASON

MommyShark: then why the hell are the news showing that you'll start paying us from the inside?

⁉️: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT???

TheGoldenSucc: I DONT KNOW, I TALKED TO MY ACCOUNTANT ABOUT IT BUT WE WERE TRYING TO GET A SOLUTION!!
TheGoldenSucc: ever since covid, people stopped paying with actual living cash, especially since we got rid of the major drug circle! We don't have living cash, that's one of my major issues right now. But I only talked to my accountant about it, and nobody else!