"Pussione"
TheGoldenSucc: @/HatGoesHahaFunny is your power out too?
HatGoesHahaFunny: no, why? Yours is?
TheGoldenSucc: oh no, I just like to randomly ask people if their power is out
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: yes
TheGoldenSucc: our power is out
Mamalone: man... for the amount of money Diavolo got, you'd expect his expenses to be better
Elsa: I remember Polpo used to pay for our electricity... then he got arrested... then we started dining by the candle lights...
Cheese: how did they even manage to arrest that thing?💀
NoMilkIce: fr how did he fit through the prison's door?💀
Doraemon: he was a slay dude. Smelled awful. But slay
⁉️: and the question still hits: who'd kill Polpo and how?
MommyShark: a genius most likely. Just can't understand why...
IGotTheMilk: have you stopped to think that maybe he did kill himself, and you've been investigating for months for nothing?
HatGoesHahaFunny: I highly doubt it. He had no reason to
IGotTheMilk: can't a dude just wake up one day and be like "hm! I don't wanna live anymore!"
Ham: think about what you just said and then we talk🤝
Girlboss: yeah well, no point in questioning it. A mystery that shall die with us
WheresMyMelanin: yeah the person who did is most likely away now. Or dead.
EmoGworl: how the hell can you be so sure?
WheresMyMelanin: idk I just figure stuff and assume they're correct. That's mostly how I live my live
Doraemon: wait...
Doraemon: Panna
Doraemon: do you know who did it?
WheresMyMelanin: what? No! I just told you I assume stuff!
Doraemon: are you sure?
WheresMyMelanin: yes!
Doraemon: really?
WheresMyMelanin: God damn it Mista, yes
Doraemon: betrayed us once, might as well do it again
WheresMyMelanin: I never betrayed you! Jesus, Guido, we've had this conversation trillions of times!
Doraemon:
Doraemon: are you sure?
WheresMyMelanin: FUCKING GOD, YES
Doraemon: I have 10 siblings Fugo, I can be here all day
TheGoldenSucc: enough
TheGoldenSucc: he already told you he doesn't know. Let's change the subject before it gets even weirder
MommyShark: well, his assassination might as well be a threat to you, Giorno
TheGoldenSucc: it's not. I can handle myself
EmoGworl: I also thought that while I was a cop
EmoGworl: look where I ended up
EmoGworl: working for an autistic vampire who can stuff his ear inside of his head...
Mamalone: Abbacchio-
EmoGworl: I had so many dreams
MommyShark: I've seen photos of you as a cop. You were hot
MommyShark: how can one serve the polizia, and serve cunt, all at once?
EmoGworl: I'm the cuntiest alive
Girlboss: the cuntiest ever!
KillMe: yas, queen!
Pineapple: but he's right, you know, boss? This is a big threat to you
TheGoldenSucc: you're exaggerating!
Doraemon:
Doraemon: Giorno knows who did it
Girlboss: slay, I also thought that
Doraemon: twinzzzz
Girlboss: 💅💅💅
MommyShark: wait, is this true, Gio? Did the person who did it confess?
TheGoldenSucc: well
TheGoldenSucc: yes, but no at the same time. It's a very complicated matter which I do not want to discuss because I need to uh serve cunt
EmoGworl: that's my job, autism 🔫
Doraemon: shit, and obviously, Panna knows it too! He wouldn't keep this from his own boyfriend! I cracked the code!
Mamalone: you can be so smart for some shit, and so idiotic to others
Cheese: how can you know all of that?
Doraemon: Giorno's nephew/cousin/thing, Joseph, taught me a lot of how to read minds😼🤝
MommyShark: well, Gio, I'm your underboss. Can't I know it?
TheGoldenSucc: well yeah I know the truth, but I can't just say it to you!
MommyShark:
MommyShark: well that's quite hypocritical of you, don't you think?☝️☹️
WheresMyMelanin: GIORNO KILLED HIM TRANSFORMING A GUN INTO A BANANA IM SORRY I TOLD YOU IM NOT GOOD AT KEEPING SECRETS I DETEST MYSELF
TheGoldenSucc: Panna🧍♂️
Doraemon: OH MY GOD CALLED IT LMAO
EmoGworl: I KNEW IT
Mamalone: LMFAO
Elsa: AH
Girlboss: what a surprise huh
MommyShark: well you lied to us but I guess he threatened you and you didn't have much of a choice?
TheGoldenSucc: oh no, he just had a really mean mindset, and I got mad
⁉️: and that's how we work nowadays!
HatGoesHahaFunny: well that's
HatGoesHahaFunny: surely news
MommyShark: can't say I'm not surprised... at least Passione is better now
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: soooo do we have a slay?
WheresMyMelanin: idk do we? Cuz like I just exposed you🤷♂️
TheGoldenSucc: hmm I don't knooowwwww you kinda broke my trust theereeee
WheresMyMelanin: oh please Gio, if if's and but's were all candy and nuts, we'd all have a happy Christmas!
TheGoldenSucc: true that, I love you, come make out with me.
WheresMyMelanin: anything to not get fired at this point
TheGoldenSucc: >:(
WheresMyMelanin: I love you with all my heart and I'd die for you, but don't tell me a secret ever again💀
TheGoldenSucc: shut up and come to my office, I can't make out with myself
2 participants are now offline.
️⁉️: am I the only one who kinda saw this coming?
Doraemon: no, I kinda had a feeling they'd make out at the end...
⁉️: I'm talking about Polpo, Mista💀
Mamalone: well, at least that's out of the way!
MommyShark: yeah but let's not tell anybody, I'm pretty sure this is a national secret
⁉️: I'm still getting my karma made
KillMe: what what did you do...
⁉️: I filled Giorno's pudding with moths :D
1 participant is now online.
TheGoldenSucc: YOU WHAT
⁉️: oh don't worry, I've been doing this for months and you seem to like it!
Girlboss: haha Gio ate moth pudding everyone point and laugh
⁉️: oh I did that with all of you, Gio isn't special
EmoGworl: EWWW
YOU ARE READING
Passione Groupchat 2
FanfictionContinuation of my first book- Passione Groupchat! Where the crack is on fire (which is ironic, because Giorno is anti drugs-), Narancia is a walking disaster, and everyone is gay! 😃 Enjooyy~💅
