———————————————————
Weiss: Why are your tongues purple?
Yang: We had slushies. I had red.
Blake: And I had blue.
Weiss:
Weiss: ...
Weiss: OH–
Ruby: You guys drank each other's slushies?
———————————————————
Yang: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Ruby: Not if they consent to it.
Blake: Depends if they deserve it.
Weiss: YES?!?
———————————————————
Yang: *Gently taps*
Ruby: *Taps back*
Weiss: What are they doing?
Blake: Morse code.
Yang: *Aggressively taps table*
Ruby: *Slams hands on table* You take that back!!
———————————————————
Ruby: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Weiss: That is the most terrifying way I've ever been cheered up.
———————————————————
Yang: *Bangs on door* Weiss! Open up!
Weiss: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Blake: No, she meant–
Ruby: Shh, let her finish.
———————————————————
Weiss: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Ruby: Are we stealing them?
Yang: New or used?
Blake: Wonderful responses, both of you.
———————————————————
Yang: Why is Weiss so sad?
Blake: She took one of those "Which character are you?" quizzes.
Yang: And...?
Blake: And she got Ruby.
———————————————————
Ruby: I broke Weiss' scroll. I'm doomed!
Yang: Well you lived a good life.
Ruby: I'm only fifteen!
Yang: I said good, not long.
———————————————————
Ruby: Speaking of surprises, Jaune. I have something up my sleeve.
Jaune: Is it a scythe?
Ruby: No. It's a customisable, high impact velocity sniper rifle.
———————————————————
Blake: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Yang: Do me, I'm stupid.
Blake: ...
Yang: ...
———————————————————
RWBY Volume 9 episode 8: *Existing*
The fandom: NO! PLEASE GOD NO! NOOOOOO!
———————————————————
RWBY Volume 9 episode 6: *Existing*
The fandom: BABY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU COULD BE WITH ME?! WE COULD LIVE INSIDE A GARDEN OF ECSTASY!!!
———————————————————
Qrow: His body showed clear signs that he was killed by Belladonna.
Weiss, Yang and Ruby: Our teammate?
Qrow: The poison–
———————————————————
Yang: You don't look like a lesbian.
Weiss: What do you mean?
Yang: Just that you're a little... short.
Weiss, 5'3 in heels: Well there's no height requirement. As far as I'm aware.
———————————————————
Crimes Neo has committed: Assault, theft, fraud, DUI, breaking and entering, solicitation, armed robbery, shoplifting, aggravated assault of a police officer–
The fandom: She's just a silly little goof.
———————————————————
Yang: What is the most attractive language a woman can speak?
Ruby: Money.
Yang: What are you talking about? Ain't nobody speaking like–
Weiss: *Mario Coin Noises*
———————————————————
Weiss: Oh don't cry.
Ruby: *Sobbing* I'm such an idiot.
Weiss: No, no, there, there.
Ruby: I miss my mum.
Weiss: That's deeper than I want to go.
———————————————————
Ruby: I have some exciting news. I've started seeing someone. They're a therapist, court mandated. I am mentally unwell.
———————————————————
Yang: I have a crush on that girl.
Ruby: Really? Do you want me to set you up with her?
Yang: Yeah, if you could–
Ruby: Hey Blake! Ruby says she has a crush on you!
———————————————————
Yang: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Ruby: I thought we were from Patch–
———————————————————
Well I hope you enjoyed this silly little chapter!!! If you've watched RWBY please message me, I need friends who watch it and if you haven't watched it, what are you waiting for? Go watch RWBY!!!
As usual I hope that you're all having a bloody amazing day/night/whatever time you're reading. You all better be getting enough sleep, drinking water and most of all staying positive.
That's all from me so I'll see ya later mates 😁❤️🤍🖤💛
YOU ARE READING
Random x Reader One-Shots (Requests Open)
FanfictionG'day Wattpad, Xrossbow here I'm always getting random ideas that I think could make cool stories but don't have the ability to make full on books so I thought that making oneshots would be better/easier for me. I've been writing on this book for a...
(RWBY Incorrect Quotes)
Start from the beginning
