I gift you a collection of RWBY incorrect quotes because I am currently having a RWBY brainrot and focusing all my attention on a Bumblebee fic that I am writing. ENJOY!
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Weiss: Begins with an L. Like the "L" Word?
Blake, Yang and Ruby: Lesbians?
Weiss: Lost, guys. We're lost.
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Blake: *sets down a card* Ace of spades
Ruby: *pulling out an Uno card* +4
Yang: *pulling out a Pokémon card* Jolteon, I choose you
Weiss: What are we playing?
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Yang: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Blake: What?
Weiss: That you're a child.
Ruby: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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Blake: How do you deal with all this trauma?
Yang: I will call my mama.
Blake: That's beautiful, Yang–
Yang: I will call my mama a BITCH!
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Yang, on the phone with Ruby: did you remember to preheat the oven?
Ruby: Sure did!
Yang: What temperature?
Ruby: 535.
Yang: That's the clock.
Ruby: 536.
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Ruby: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Weiss: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not impressed.
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Yang: How did none of you hear what I just said?"
Ruby: I've been zoned out for the past hour.
Blake: I got distracted about halfway through.
Weiss: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Yang: I think we're missing something.
Ruby: Teamwork?
Blake: Cohesion?
Weiss: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Yang: *Screams*
Ruby: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Weiss: Should we do something?
Blake: No, I want to see who wins
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Yang: Why are Weiss and Ruby sitting with their backs to each other?
Blake: They had a fight.
Yang: Then why are they holding hands?
Blake: Because they get sad when they fight.
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