Love is Strange // Stephen Strange

138. Hold in your farts, Namaste

'First we're going to practice mindfulness with some yoga techniques.'

'Wow I didn't think you'd be into all this mind body spirit stuff,' Jen said she was back in her normal Jen form.

'Behavioral therapy is an evidence-based psychotherapy and it is clinical not spiritual,' Bruce corrected

'Let your thoughts drift away relax your neck enjoy the journey, bend your knees if that's more comfortable holding your farts, Namaste.' Jen said.

'It is about damn time we had someone I could talk to that understands my humor in this world of super freaks,' Kat said happily 'but I don't do yoga I don't have the patience for this.'

'This is meditation.' Bruce corrected.

'I don't do meditation either I am going to be anywhere else.' Kat said starting to get up. 'let me know when you get to the science.'

'This is about accepting the situation that you are in.' Bruce said

'Oh I thought it was about getting my butt tight as hell,' Jen raised her hand 'up top.'

'gross Jen I'm your cousin.' Bruce reminded her 'just close your eyes and breathe... breathe,'

'all right,' Jen turned to Kat and high-fived her instead 'Hells yeah.'

'I can see that you're not ready for DBT why don't you get some rest and we'll change tactics in the morning.' Bruce suggested.

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Jennifer woke up screaming and immediately turned into her green form her bed breaking under her from the weight change.

'Jesus! What the hell man?' Jen shouted agitated as kat laughed.

'Still in control no overwhelming feeling of rage?' Bruce questioned.

"NO A NORMAL AMOUNT OF RAGE!" Jen shouted.

'Its interesting that she reverts back to Jen form when she sleeps.' Kat remarked.

"was the air horn really necessary?" Jen questioned.

'For comedy absolutely.' Kat said happily as Bruce laughed.

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'This is a multi year journey you are about to embark on.' Bruce warned her.

'We need to reinforce your furniture don't even think about moving into a place without reinforced steel,' Bruce said as they begin their spiritual and emotional and physical journey into becoming a hulk

'Or you know more to a remote island in mexico,' Kat suggested. 'Then it doesn't matter how much you break when you hulk out over the bachelorette.' Kat smirked over at Bruce.

'Shut up I'm never watching reality tv with you again.' Bruce remarked.

"I need to hear that.' Jen said immediately giddy.

'Bruce wanted the bachelorette to pick, what was his name?' Kat questioned knowing full well who bruce had a meltdown over.

'Ben Stark,' Bruce mumbled.

'but she picked-'

'Robert! That idiot! They already spilt FYI,' bruce shouted. 'she could have been so happy with-' Bruce stopped himself. 'shut up Kat.'

'I didn't say anything, you said it all.' Kat told him and Jen couldn't stop laughing.

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'You're going to need two wardrobes one for Jen and one for your hulk body,' Bruce said pulling open his wardrobe

'Who's your best friend?'

'Nikki-' Jen answered. Bruce made a buzzer sound with his noise mouth.

'spandex, spandex is your best friend.' He corrected.

'Seriously it is,' Kat agreed. 'less green asses on the media with spandex.'

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'Boulder tossing all right we're gonna toss a boulder,' Bruce told her. Bruce threw it.

'My turn?" Jen asked and Bruce nodded. She picked up the boulder tossing it further than Bruce but of course Bruce being the egotistical man threw another boulder sending it off into the atmosphere Kat and Jen clapped sarcastically.

'I just wanted to show you how it's done.' Bruce told her.

'Oh you showed us.' Kat agreed.

They tried jumping up from the shores to the beach side cliff Jen jumped down pretending to be Hulk going smash smash and Kat couldn't help but laugh. This was less science and more laughing at burce but she was here for it!

'She really is better than you,' Kat remarked as with one single punch to the ground the mountain side cliff started to break and the trees roots were shaken Bruce pushed Jen off the cliff.

'little punk.' Bruce spat.

'Dick move she's stronger than you she's better than you, you don't wanna piss her off.' Kat reminded him

'Dick move.' Jen said when she jumped back up

'Completely.' Bruce agreed

'So I'm clearly nailing it at all these things when I ever going to use this as a Lawyer?'

'Jen when you have powers like this it's like putting a target on your back in the backs of all the people you care about.' Bruce told her.

'Great yet another way my life is ruined.' Jen moaned.

'All right all I've been showing use the downsides of being a hulk.' Bruce told her.

'There's a plus side of turning green?' Kat asked.

'There are a few upsides.' Bruce agreed