Love is Strange // Stephen Strange
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    It's MISS not MRS

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    'He was terrible at sex but amazing at football. Too bad i didnt love football and hate sex,' sharon said. Sharon could be a bitch sometimes but so could kat so they got along great. Kat looked up from her drink, she lost count and her head was spinning but she wasn't about to stop now. 
    'I'm sorry I missed part of the conversation... who are we talking about? Steve? Is it steve?' kat questioned
    'no, Brock.'
    'Hahaha' kat burst out laughing. "Brock, Brock?'
    'The one and only.' Sharon confirmed. 
    'Mrs stark! Mrs Stark!' a report came up putting his phone in her face. 
    'Its MISSSSS' she hissed through a drunken  daze. 
    'Is it true that you were cheating on tony stark with a doctor Stephen strange for-'
    'Me cheating?' kat questioned. 'your fucking joking right?' he gave her a blank look his phone still in her face. 'un-fucking-believable!' kat screamed. 
    'is there any chance of you and Tony stark getting back together?'
    'fuck off!' kat jumped up on the stage. 'hello. My name is Katlin Stark. EX wife... EX of Tony stark... lets sing him a little song and maybe you fuck faces will realize that there is no me and tony!'
    'I caught you cheatin'
    You had the nerve to say you're sleepin'
    Just not with her, but tell your friends that I'll be lost without you
    And I'll admit it
    Sometimes I miss when we were in it
    So I made a list so I never forget all the things I hate about you
    Ten, you're selfish
    Nine, you're jaded
    Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
    Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
    Only six seconds and I had to fake it
    Five, you're toxic
    Four, can't trust you
    Three, you still got daddy issues
    Two-wenty years of your bullshit I can't undo
    One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
    Your friends must suck if they think you're cool
    A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul
    Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money
    And I don't know how I fell for your shit
    You gross me out and now I've got the ick
    And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me
    Ten, you're selfish
    Nine, you're jaded
    Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
    Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
    Only six seconds and I had to fake it
    Five, you're toxic
    Four, can't trust you
    Three, you still got daddy issues
    Two-wenty years of your bullshit I can't undo
    One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
    You made me love you
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