He's a Pirate

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In celebration of Jhonny Depp (Jack Sparrow) winning the trial

[The entire gang including Echo is pushing a giant sailboat onto the shore]

Echo: WHY MUST SHIPS BE SO HEAVY!?

Turtle: I NEED TO WORK OUT MORE!

Kinkajou: SPLINTER!!!!

Qibli: PUSH HARDER YA LOUSY SCALAWAGS!

Anemone: *groans* If you want us to push harder, then why don't you come help us instead of just standing there?

Qibli: YE DARE ADRESS YOUR CAPTAIN IN SUCH A MANNER!? I WOULD HAVE YE KEELHAULED IF I DIDN'T NEED YA FOR ME VESSEL! NOW HEAVE HO!!!!

Echo: And why did we vote for him to be the captain again?

Tide: Because he's the only one who's watched Pirates of the Caribbean recently.

Qibli: A BUNCH OF LOUSY BARNACLES THE LOT OF YA! ANYONE WHO QUITS WILL BE PERSONALLY INTRODUCED TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER!!!

Turtle: *panting* What is he even talking about?

Tide: MOONWATCHER!?!?

Moon: *Looks up from her sandcastle* Yeah?

Tide: YOU'RE FIRST MATE! DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!

Moon: Eh, technically I don't have any authority until we get on the ship. While we're on land, it's just an honorary position.

Tide: Oi.

*much groaning and pirate talk latergh*

Qibli: *putting on a bunch of pirate clothes* Ah, I missed me effects. *walks up onto the deck while pretending to have a peg leg* Aye ya wretched bilge rats! Weigh anchor and haul the mooring line!

Moon: Uhh...what he said!!!

Anemone: Moon, do you know how to speak pirate?

Moon: nope. not a clue.

Anemone: Try it. It's pretty easy.

Moon: Uhhh........Avast maties! Let's heave-ho to the cor blimey and thar she blows! Belay!

Anemone: You just said "stop there my friends! Let's push it over to the wow and I see a whale! Actually, never mind!"

Moon: Yeah I'll work on it.

Qibli: Tide! Do we have a heading?

Tide: *up in the crow's nest* Well, just sail anywhere but starboard, cause there's a storm there.

Qibli: *looks around* Don't you mean port?

Tide: No, starboard.

Qibli: HARD TO STARBOARD TURTLE!!!

Turtle: *at the wheel* WHAT???

Tide: NO HARD TO PORT!!

Qibli: STARBOARD!!!

Turtle: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE MEAN!!

Echo: *chilling below deck and eating fish because Qibli forgot to assign him a post*

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