Sasha: Dad we're hungry!
Skylar: Dad what's for dinner?
Grime: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
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Sasha and Skylar singing about Grime: You are our dad. You're our dad! Boogie Woogie Woogie!
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Sasha: You should get the orange soda, it's amazing
Anne: Ok
Waiter: What would you lady's like to drink
Sasha: I'll have the orange soda
Anne: I'll have the strawberry soda
Sasha: *Face of utter betrayal*
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Skylar: Look at how cute these pens are
Anne: Skylar that's gay
Skylar: Anne, we are gay
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Skylar: Dude I'm at the mall and I see your girlfriend with some ugly bitch
Sasha: What'd you mean? I'm with my girlfriend right now
Skylar: ...
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Anne: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
Sasha: I would. I would wish it on my worst enemies and then like a whole list of other people that don't qualify as worst enemies. I'm not above things and at this point I'm just existing out of spite
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Marcy: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Andrias: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes
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Hop Pop: They gone need nutrition
Wally: How many grandkids you have?
Hop Pop: Fifteen thousand
Loggle: So I'm assuming your kids really like apple juice
Hop Pop: No sonny they love orange juice, but they been bad this week
Felicia: What grade are your kids in?
Hop Pop: Sixteenth grade
Loggle: Sixteenth? That's not even a grade- so your kids graduated college?
Hop Pop: They grad- no they- they- where're my kids?
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Anne: Am I gay? No! I am not!
Skylar: ...
Sprig: ...
Polly: ...
Sasha: ...
Marcy: ...
Random frog: ...
Anne: ...
Anne: A little... BUT-
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*plank hitting him on the head from behind*
Grime: Oh- holy fucking shit. I didn't see that coming. Probably cause I had my back turned
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Hop Pop: You are grounded... for... till college!
Anne, Polly and Sprig: FOR TILL COLLEGE?
Hop Pop: FOR TILL COLLEGE!
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Anne: People keep saying that every friend group has a dumb one but actually everyone in my friend group is really smart
Sasha: ...
Marcy: ...
Skylar: ...
Anne: oh..
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Grime: Name three things that would ruin a first date
Sasha: Shitting my pants, saying I love you, killing her
Grime: ...did this happen?
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Anne: If you two, can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone...
Sasha: Oh please, we're not children
Sprig: Well-
*Anne leaves*
Sprig: Eat shit and die
Sasha: Yes fuck you
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Anne: Why do you get to be in charge?
Marcy: Why can't we take turns?
Sasha: Cause I'm the oldest
Skylar: Yeah well you're also the gayest so I think we should be in charge
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Sasha: If you were my wife, I would put poison in your coffee
Anne: If I was your wife, I would drink it
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Anne: Where are you going?
Polly: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car
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Anne talking to Sasha: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No a summer's day is not a bitch
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Hope you enjoyed whatever that is. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go cry myself to sleep
As usual I hope that you're all having a bloody amazing day/night/whatever time you're reading. You all better be getting enough sleep, drinking water and most of all staying positive.
Well that's all from me so I'll see ya later mates 😁
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