Anne: Boy-
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Skylar: He broke up with me 😭
Sasha not looking up from her phone: You never had a boyfriend-
Skylar: I know I just wanted to see if you cared
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Skylar: Welcome back to dating advice with Sasha! Sasha what's your question?
Sasha: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Polly: SHE DOESN'T!
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Sprig: Hey I always get the vibe that you like hate me or something
Sasha: What? Me hate you? ... you're right
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Anne: Ok so explain to me what happened
Sprig: She punched me in my face
Sasha: Bitch? No I didn't, I tried to whip and he was in my way
Anne: Sash he's literally half your height-
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Sasha: If you don't like me at my worst, then you don't like me at my best
The Plantars: We don't like you at all-
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Sprig: Do you have a pencil by any chance?
Sasha: No but I have a knife
Sprig: What-
Sasha: And I know how to cut a bitch. try me-
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Anne holding a bleeding out Marcy: Quick call 911
Skylar: What's the number?
Sasha: Bitch you stupid
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Anne: Lemme see what you have
Polly: A knife!
Hop Pop: No-
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Marcy: ...
Marcy: Iridocyclitis
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*Skylar waddling away with stitches playing in the background*
Sasha and Grime: *rolling their eyes in disappointment*
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Skylar: sleep? I don't know about sleep
Grime and Sasha: SKYLAR GO TO BED
Skylar: Oh no they caught me
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The entire fandom after The Hardest Thing: 🎶 I AM IN MISERY🎶
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Sasha: Dad what's for dinner?
Skylar: Dad I'm hungry
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