Random x Reader One-Shots (Requests Open)

(Amphibia Incorrect Quotes Pt2)

Anne: what-

Skylar: why are you gay

Anne: who says I am gay

Skylar: ...

Anne: ...

Skylar: you are gay

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Marcy: I am a monster you know

Skylar: Who told you that?

Marcy: look at what I've done

Skylar: give me your hand

Marcy: what-

Skylar: just let me see it. Hmm... a long life line, oh and this one means your shy, hmm...well that's funny...

Marcy: what? What is?

Skylar: I don't see any

Marcy: any what?

Skylar: Monster lines, not a single one

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Sasha: you can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the airport

Skylar: what? A kaleidoscope? I'm not five- ✨shapes and colours✨

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Sasha: I have a plan!

Skylar: Does it have anything to do with crime?

Sasha: I don't have a plan

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Sasha: When I first met you, you were weird and annoying

Sprig: And?

Sasha: And you are

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Skylar: *Screams*

Sasha: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Anne: Should we do something?

Marcy: No, I want to see who wins.

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Skylar, Marcy, and Anne are sitting on a bench

Marcy: Why do you guys look so sad?

Skylar: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sasha sits down*

Anne: The bench is freshly painted.

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Anne: Yo what's up? Wanna have a slumber party tonight?

Sasha: Dude I don't wanna have a slumber party that's so embarrassing

Marcy and Sky: yeah we don't wanna have a slumby either... ☹️

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Sasha: he broke your heart, do I need to break his face

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Marcy: Why are Sasha and Anne sitting with their backs to each other?

Skylar: They had a fight.

Marcy: Then why are they holding hands?

Skylar: They get sad when they fight.

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Skylar: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Skylar and Anne, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Marcy: Our turn, Sasha! One, two, three- vanilla!

Sasha, deadpan: I don't like cake that much

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Skylar: Yo is Sasha sleeping or dead?

Anne: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Marcy: Yeah, so did I.

Sasha: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Anne: Truth or dare?

Marcy: Dare

Anne: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Marcy: Hey Sash

Sasha, blushing: Yeah?

Marcy: Could you move? I'm trying to get to your sister

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Skylar, banging on the door: Sasha! Open up!

Sasha: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Anne: No, they meant-

Marcy: Let them finish.

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Marcy: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

Skylar: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Anne?

Anne: Probably "road work ahead".

Sasha: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Well I hoped you enjoyed whatever this was and if you didn't then too bad, also I'm too lazy to spell check this so... who cares.

As usual I hope that you're all having a bloody amazing day/night/whatever time you're reading. You all better be getting enough sleep, drinking water and most of all staying positive.

That's all from me mates so I'll see ya later 😁