Hellayuhah [Accepting Requests]

Maid Cafe

Another oldie because the thing I'm trying to write keeps getting pushed off
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Donald: Because you have all disappointed me, today is maid day
Jimmy, Wolf: The fucking w h a t
Donald: You heard me, this is Jake's fault by the way, so who wants to be the sadist
Jake: Oh my god you actually watched Blend S-
Wolf: Jake what the fuck did you do this time-
Jimmy: I wanna be the sadist
Wolf: What's a sadist?
Jake: Someone who enjoys being mean to people.
Wolf: So I can beat people?
Donald: Only if it's kinky and appropriate for the public.
Wolf: Fuck it, I was made to be the sadist.
Jimmy: Hey I called it first
Wolf: Don't care.
Jimmy: Bruh, there are like, four other positions.
Jake: My biggest concern is who is going to be the loli.
The four crewheads stare at each other, all being over the average height there was no way anyone of them was going to pretend to be a child.
Jake: Anyways, we also have the tsundere, big sister, and the surprise.
Forrest: What's the surprise?
Jake: Me 😩
Jimmy: Honestly fuck you, I'm taking the tsundere.
Forrest: What no, I don't want to be the ara ara lady.
Donald: Aw, you say that as if you have a choice~
Forrest sweats: W h a t
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Later in Donald's walk-in closet
Jake: Wow, this actually fits us
Jimmy: So you just have maid dresses in our sizes?
Donald: What, no... I have cocktail dresses too.
Then Donald left leaving them with more questions.
Forrest: Are we just going to ignore the Kingsley shrine or-
Jimmy: Ignore it, it's for our own sanity's sake
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Donald rented out a cafe for the day, with him and Kingsley as the chefs, here is how business went
Jake - Did fairly well, along with his own friend group who picked him Jake was probably the most asked for waiter with his sunny personality.
Wolf - Bad, no one picked him. He actually got a bit excited when his henchmen came but they choose Jake omfg the betrayal, he was a bit weird though when Grape came in, but obviously the fruit choose Forrest smh what was he expecting?
Forrest - Nice, he nailed the big sibling act perfectly, made Grape cry because of how well he did his part. Oh and Myles was here??? Don't know why but I was so close to kicking that bitch out lmao, he paid quite a lot for the food.
Jimmy - The amount of close calls he had is not funny, his henchmen quite enjoyed seeing him act so cold yet soft. He didn't do so bad honestly.
Maybe I should do this again.
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Donald: Hm, it says here that rent-a-night maids are popular
Jake: Donald no
Donald: More money means bigger checks
Jake: Can't argue with that
Donald: Don't worry, this will be as legal as possible
Forrest: We're minors
Donald: I said as legal as possible.
Donald: Now get on the boxes
The Union could not disobey their boss, so they reluctantly stood on the wooden boxes like trophies on display.
Jimmy: Where did these boxes come from?
Wolf: That's what you're wondering about?
Jimmy: Shut up!
Donald: Alright, Jimmy's up first. Who's betting first
Jack: 2500 yen
Donald: Any other bets?
There was silence.
Donald: Alright, goodbye Jimmy.
Jimmy: I, okay
Jimmy got down and both boys went home together...
Jimmy: You know, it wasn't like I was hoping you were going to pick me or anything...
Jack: You don't have to put up that act anymore
Jimmy smirks: What act?
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Donald: Next is the thick Forrest
Forrest: What did you call me?
Donald: Who's first?
Robin snickers: 150 yen
Donald: Ouch
Myles: 25000 yen
Donald: Um, okay
Grape: Ayo, 50000 yen
Donald: That's more like it
Myles: 85000 yen
Donald: Dang, he thirsty thirsty
Robin: Okay, so if we pool our money..
Forrest: Robin, Grape, it's fine
Grape: Are you sure?
Forrest: Yeah, I'll be fine
Robin and Grape looked at each with concern: If you say so.
Donald: Great! See you Forrest
Forrest: ...
Myles lead the way to his place.
Myles: I missed you
Forrest: I didn't
Myles: You look really good in that dress
Forrest: I know
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Donald: Now it's Wolf's turn, which one of you kinky bastards want him?
Silence.
Donald: Going once
Donald: Going twice
Donald: Dam, no one want you for real
Wolf: ...
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Donald: It's Jake's turn!
Random guy: 5000 yen
Donald: Kick that guy out
The man was thrown out.
Donald: Now, starting at 5000 yen-
Several horny teens placed 1500 yen increases for each bet until it hit 65000 yen.
Donald: And, Dean? I think that's Dean. Gets to have Jake for the night
Donald: Goodbye Jake
Jake jumped down the short box, exciting the other's around him hoping to get a glimpse of what's under his skirt.
Jake grins: Thanks for busting me out
Eunchan: No problem man, now let's have some 'fun' tonight~
Dean: ... I'm not sharing
Jake: Hm?
Dean stops in his tracks and glares at his friends: Me and you Jake, alone, in my house
Eunchan pouts: What! You're excluding me? No fair!
Dean: You can have him another day
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Wolf: So
Donald annoyed: What?
Wolf: Can I go home now
Donald: Oh yeah, I guess?
Wolf: Ight cool.
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...Days later...
Jake: So you're telling me you gave my boss, not one, not two, but five fucking space cakes on the day he was mad at us?
Eunchan: Yah :3
Jake: Nice!
Dean: I hate you both, so much
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And that's it, unless you want the smut... Haven't written them out yet but here's the gist of what happens
Jake and Dean, don't even let Eunchan join in 😔
No one picked Wolf, ain't no one a masochist (before I knew Ghost-)
Forrest x Myles 💀
And Jimmy x Jack, with Jimmy still topping 😏
So do you want it or-