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Is He Lying? (Gerard x Rowan)

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Rowan: Are we dating?
Gerard: Yes
Rowan: Then why can't we tell our friends?
Gerard: They will annoy the shit out of us until the end of time about it
Rowan: True
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Rowan: Man, I sure do love my ✨ boyfriend ✨
Teddy: Shut up about your boyfriend, shut up about your boyfriend
Eugene: How did he say that out loud-

Eugene: So what does he look like
Rowan: Well he's, tall, taller than me
Teddy: Stop the cap
Alex: There's no way someone taller than you would want you
Rowan: Why are y'all so mean 😭

Ben: Anything else?
Rowan: Well he's really pretty, he plays music-
Teddy: Unrealistic, try again
Rowan: I am trying 😭

Alex patting Rowan's back: It's okay to be single as a Pringle
Teddy: Easy for you to say you're dating Ben
Alex: Who?
Ben: Alex please I said I was sorry
Alex: Do y'all hear smthing?

Rowan- Damn what Ben do?
Alex- Whomst the fucketh?
Teddy- Right....anyways are we done listening to stories about Rowan's imaginary Boyfriend
Rowan- HE IS NOT MADE UP
Eugene- And we trust you :)
Rowan- Goddammit Eugene stop giving me the laser eyes....
Ben- Gogo why won't you forgive MEEEEE
Alex- God it's windy today, I think it might be a storm

Rowan: I miss my boyfriend
Teddy: I'm getting real tired of your shit man
Rowan: You're just jealous you don't have a man 🙄
Teddy: Fuck you, Gerard wanna go out?
Gerard: No ❤️
Teddy: Homophobic

Alex- silently sips redbull

Alex: So this bitch spoiled the ending of our favorite series because they watch the early access, *without* me
Rowan: Outrageous
Alex: Yeah, and to make matters worse they choose their other friend over me
Ben: He was the one with the tickets Alex please 😭

Alex- So you choose some "extra" over your own Boyfriend?
Ben- B-but-
Rowan- Smh how could you?? my boyfriend would never
Alex- Mhm your "Boyfriend" sure..

Alex: I'm single now
Jimmy: Ahah, fr?
Alex: How tf did you get here?

Ben- I'll make you kiss pavement, get away from my boyfriend
Rowan- Ben's a yandere? 😳
Gerard- I think it's just because it's Jimmy
Jimmy- Well that's a bit biased
Ben- Arf Argh Bark Bark Kruff Snuff Gruff Arf arf Bork Kruff Skruff nufff Bark
Jimmy- GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Alex- it don't bite :)
Jimmy- YES IT DO

Alex: Well from my personal experience he doesn't bite
Ben.exe has stoped working
Jimmy: Huh, anyways, since you're free now-
Alex: Get out
Jimmy: But like, I have tickets to-
Alex: Take me
Rowan: Well that escalated quickly
Teddy: What the fuck did I just witness
Eugene: What is going on? 😭

Ben- JIMMY BAE JUST STOLE MY BOYFRIEND
Rowan- You mean your Bae
Teddy- That's so sad, I don't care
Rowan- Can I get an Amen and prayer for their relationship
Teddy- Alex and Jimmy or Alex and Ben
Eugene- Teddy!

Teddy: What? If you're going to yell my name you should finish what you're saying
Eugene: Alex and Ben are already in a relationship
Teddy: Jimmy is literally carrying Alex off
Ben: He's w h a t

Ben: I've been betrayed
Jack: That makes the both of us then
Rowan: Whaa?? How did this happen, I was just talking about my boyfriend
Teddy: Literally no one cares now shut up and watch
Ben: I feel so hurt, Alex never lets me carry him anymore
Jack: You can carry me
Ben: What??
Jack: What?

Alex- Now hold u- JACK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY MANS
Jimmy- Hold stiLL I MIGHT DROP YOU
Alex- DON'T YOU DARE JIMMY
Ben- I would never drop you Gogo
Alex- Shut UP BEN
Jack- So about my offer

Ben: Alex noticed me!
Alex: No I didn't
Ben: Aw man
Jimmy: Even I'm not that dumb
Jack: Yes you are
Jimmy: Yeah you're right
Rowan: Wait wasn't this story was supposed to be about me?
Gerard: I guess they'll never know we're boyfriends
Eugene: YOU'RE BOYFRIENDS?
Gerard: Um, chile, anyways so-