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Alex: Tell me about the shuttle rankings
Eugene: Okay!
—Eugene rants about Jake, Ben, and others—
Alex pouting: And what about me then?
Eugene internally: When did this tension appear?
Eugene blushing but manages to make a paragraph about Alex
Alex smiles and now gay panic ensues
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Jake would see Ben playing an anime based game and get him invested in it too-
Alex: Who hurt you???
Ben sobbing: My favorite character died
Alex: Who are you and what have you done to my bf
Ben: Boyfriend??
Alex: No, best friend
Ben: :/
Ben- it was you
Alex- What?
Ben- You hurt me q-q
Alex being sarcastic: Oh I'm sorry, did you want me to kiss the owie??
Ben: 😮
Ben- leans in for the kiss
Alex- slaps his face away Ben Wtf-
Ben- You made it WORSE
Alex: Are you on drugs?
Jake: Ow that hurt, why did I just snort Coke up my nose
Alex: Isn't this the guy that you fought with!?!?
Jake: Oh god it's coming out of my mouth, anyways, nice to official meet you on peaceful terms, oooh that hurts
Alex: What's going on???
Ben: He snorted Coke and I still want my kiss 😠
Alex- Ben don't make this gay
Ben- IT WAS GAY THE MOMENT I CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR YOU IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
Alex- EXCUSE ME YOU DID WHAT NOW
Jake- Ooh, tea
Ben: Love me!!!
Alex: I'm literally dating someone right now why you gotta do this 😭
Jake: I should drink this with my nose again
Ben: YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE
Alex: Not so loud dude-
Rowan, randomly popping out of a bush- ALEX'S DATING SOMEONE??? WHO???
Jake, after snorting more liquid- Kruff skruff Bad IdeaChokes
Ben- Alex who the fuck are you dating
Alex- Did you just call me-Fuck I'm dying today huh
Alex: I am speed
Dashes off but Gerard catches up
Gerard: Oh hey Alex
Ding!
Gerard: Hm? ALEX YOU DATING SOMEONE?
Alex: WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE TODAY?
Ben- ALEX GET BACK HERE-
Alex- NOT TODAY SATAN
Gerard- YOU CAN'T OUTRUN ME
Alex going up a hill: YES I CAN
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Gray: Sure is a nice day
Alex: aaaaa
Gray: What is that noise?
Alex: aaAAA
Gray: Wtf
Alex: AAAAA
Gerard: HOW ARE YOUR LUNGS SO GOOD
Alex: I never smoked
Ben- NEITHER HAVE I BITCH
-meanwhile-
Teddy- Rowan wtf are you doing
Rowan- Snorting coke with Jake Ji
Teddy- Yeah no, buhbye
Teddy- Where's the rest?
Rowan- Apparently Alex is dating someone and they chased him to a hill
Rowan- Teddy? Where he go?
Teddy- Naruto running to the hills
Alex: Whew, they'll never find me here. I think I can hide here for a while then go home
—Minutes later—
Teddy out of breath: you're dating someone?
Alex: What was that?
Teddy, louder: You're dating someone?!?
Alex: Why does everyone seem so surprised like come on-
Teddy: Well if it's not Ben then-
Alex: Ben had his chance for years if what he said was true, and what does it matter that I just so happen to enjoy time with him more? I'm just happy being his friend AND happy with my partner
Teddy: Don't care, WHO is your partner
Alex: No ❤️
Ben- JUST TELL US DAMMIT
Gogo- WHERE THE FUCK DID U COME FROM???
Gerard- We won't leave you alone till you tell us who your dating
Teddy- Yeah who the fuck is it??
Gogo- I'm not budging
Teddy, Gerard & Ben- TELL US DAMMIT
Gerard: How long have you been dating him?
Teddy: Has he been taking you out on dates?
Ben: Is he treating you right?
Alex: Fine I'll tell you guys, it's...
Everyone: Tell us already!
Alex: Deez nuts! Adios suckers
Parkours out of the alleyway
Ben: Aw
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Alex- Hey, where the fuck were you when I was being harassed by those three?
Eugene- with gray
Alex- istg, sacrifice your boyfriend will ya
Eugene- sorry, besides I don't think im ready to come out to the rest
Alex- Fair enough,
Ben, Gerard, and Teddy holding a council with Rowan, Gray, Eugene, and Jake
Ben: Alright so someone is dating Alex and it's not me
Gerard: Well it's not me
Teddy: Not me either
Rowan: I'm in a relationship with Teddy.
Ben: Right, but what if his partner is outside the friend group cause you know, he goes both ways
Gerard & Teddy: Oooh, good thinking
Jake: Have you ever thought that maybe he doesn't want to tell us about his partner because his partner isn't ready yet?
Everyone: ...
Gray: Who are you again?
Jake: Free on Friday
Gray: Doesn't ring a bell
Jake: 😔
Eugene the whole time- uncomfortable sweating
Eugene internally: Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious oh thank god for Jake-
Ben: You know now that I think about it, that would make sense
Jake: Thanks, I think
Ben: However, I just remembered, you know when we first fought Yoosun at the pool hall?
Teddy: No?
Gerard: Yeah I was there
Ben: Right, and do you remember how distracted Alex was after seeing Gray fight??
Gray: I don't like what this is indicating
Ben: Gray, buddy, mi hermano, very apparent crush of Gogo, are you dating my home slice?
Gray: No, although I do know who his partner is-
Everyone: WHO!?
Gray: I am not in a position to tell because they are still in the closet.
Everyone: Damn 😔This is for when Eugene comes out
🎵 Our friendship goes beyond, your average kind of bond 🎶
Alex: Because we're gay
Eugene regretting this: No! NoT bEaCaUsE wE'rE gAy-
Alex- Bitch we've made out multiple times when no one was looking stfu
Eugene- ...
Ben- You'vE WHAT
Rowan: Can I join in-
Teddy: Am I a joke to you?
Rowan: But we never made out 🥺
Teddy: Not yet
Gerard- You know that bitch Gon make you wait for the rest of your life
Teddy- I won't!
Gerard- SuuurrreeeeParkour blurb
Sean: Bet you can't make this jump
Alex: The only who can't make this jump is you now watch this-
Ben- Gogo don't do it
Alex- I'll be fine
Also Alex- Breaks a bone in his ribs
Ben- istg you fucking bitc-
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