Furbies

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Guess who made another story with BrainDeadBitch ? This story is cursed so like, read at your own caution
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Wolf: Sam look at me, look at me Sam, I'm a furby
Grape screaming: Forrest it's back!
Forrest: Huh wh, HOLY SHIT
Wolf: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IT'S BACK'

Forrest: ROBIN GET THE FUCKEN HOSE ITS FUCKEN BACK
Robin: What's ba-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Wolf: Sam wtf is going on??? Sam????
Grape, crying: FORREST GET IT AWAY FROM M E

Robin: Who has a lighter
Forrest: What do you need it for???
Robin holding a spray detergent: We burning a bitch
Grape handing his hello kitty lighter over: Here
Robin: Thanks babe
Robin turning towards the abomination: Burn in hell bitch
Wolf: I'M ALREADY IN HELL GET THAT AWAY FROM ME AHH
Donald: I would advise against that
Everyone: What the fuck?!

Forrest: Now we have a furby AND a vampire infestation
Grape: Can't we burn both?
Robin: Can you burn a vampire?
Grape: Ya never know until you try
Wolf: What the fuck is wrong with you all

Donald: Also, what do you mean again?
Grape: Look behind you
Jake: Hi! I'm a furby now
Donald: Oh yeah, I forgot about that
Forrest: Why are you all in my house???
Wolf: I thought this was Sam's house
Grape: It's a shared house
Robin: Now why are you all here?
Donald: Well it's Forrest turn

Jake: *gasps* And they were roommates....
Forrest: Can y'all LEAVE, I was just making motherfucking lasagna
Grape: So no setting furbies on fire?
Robin: Forrest you made him sad, Forrest repent for your sins
Forrest: After dinner, I'm making lasagna for Pete's sake
Jake: Who the fuck is Pete?
Wolf: What the fuck is lasagna?
Donald: What the fuck is happening?
Donald: Anyways, it's Forrest's turn
Forrest: My turn to what
Donald: *grins*
Forrest: Ayo my turn to what
Jake and Wolf: *slowly approaches him*
Forrest: AYO BACK UP

Forrest: Oh fuck I'm a furby now
Grape: AAAAAAAAA
Robin: Where are your arms?
Donald: : )
Grape: Oh god he's smiling
Robin: What the hell man
Jimmy: Oh hey guys
Wolf: Rarr
Jimmy screams: Get yo fucking dog bitch
Donald: It don't bite
Jimmy: Yes it do!
Wolf: I ain't yo dog and why the hell are we all furbies
Donald: Well I needed your bodies for something
Jimmy: You w h a t
Donald: : )

Jake: So we turning Jimmy into a furby orrr
Jimmy: what
Forrest: Yeah turn that mf into a furby
Jimmy: Excuse mE
Wolf: Join us bitch
Jimmy: H U H
Donald: Come on Jimmy embrace the furby :)
Jimmy: Le Pardone?

Donald: Ooh, I have a duck suit that would fit you just perfectly
Wolf: And people call me the furry
Jimmy: This is getting kinky I'm out
Jake: How is this kinky
Jimmy: It's like watching Kingsley take his glasses off the vibe is weird and I'm out
Donald: You say that as if you have a chance
Jimmy: Oh shit
Jimmy is a duck now: You know, this isn't so bad but I crave meat rn
Wolf: 1, 2
Jimmy: Quack
A lot of feathers were lost in the battle
Forrest: My fucking house
Jake: Are feathers edible?

Forrest: All I wanted was lasagna
Forrest: But I have no hands... NO HANDS GRAPE
Grape: Dude are you oka-
Forrest: HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE LASAGNA WITH NO HANDS
Robin: Does he look okay? He can't have some mf lasagna
Forrest: There's too things I would like tonight peace and some lasagna
Forrest: There's two things I can never get, Peace and some fucking lasagna
Jimmy: I am a literal duck shut the quack up
Jake: Did he say-
Donald: Yes, yes he did
Wolf: There's feathers in my eyes and I can't get them out
Jake: I would help but I also don't have hands
Robin: Yeah this is way too weird I'm gonna go do crack
Grape: I'm with you babe
Forrest: Get the fuck back here and assemble my fucking lasagna for me

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