KIK. // Larry Stylinson.

8.

LiamPayne: I can't sleep.

Zayniac: why not?

LiamPayne: I can hear niall moving around in the kitchen. I don't want to get up to tell him to shut up.

Zayniac: awh hahaha. scream at him!

LiamPayne: I would if harry wasn't asleep. this is what I get for moving in with a guy who loves to eat no matter what time it is. Wait, why are you up?

Zayniac: I had to pee lol.

TopTommo: this is the group chat you wank stains.

Zayniac: bite me.

TopTommo: no thanks. I have before you taste like ass.

Zayniac: but you like ass????

TopTommo: male human ass. you taste like cow ass.

Zayniac: how do you know-nvm.

LiamPayne: gross, louis.

TopTommo: hehehe.

Zayniac: why the hell are you awake, louis?

TopTommo: I'm going to come to your room. goodnight liam.

LiamPayne: goodnight louis.

StylishStyles: louis??

TopTommo: SWEET PRINCESS SQUISH. You messaged me first.

StylishStyles: lol. are you okay??

TopTommo: I'm better now.

StylishStyles: I meant because of last night in the group chat. are you okay?

TopTommo: oh, yeah i am! just needed to talk with zayn a bit. how are you doing?

StylishStyles: I'm okay. I'm on break at work.

TopTommo: same. I want to go home.

StylishStyles: I'm going over to my parents house for dinner later. my sister is bringing her husband. she said they have to talk to everyone.

TopTommo: what do you think it's about?

StylishStyles: I have no idea. could be anything with them two.

TopTommo: she's probably pregnant. they probably fucked for like months on end and his sperm finally reached her eggs. the eggs cooked and now there is a chicken growing in her uterus.

StylishStyles: what the actual fuck?

TopTommo: hehehehe.

StylishStyles: I have to go lol. ttyl louis.

TopTommo: talk to you later sweet squish!!

Harry looked around the dinner table at his family. He had his phone on silent so he couldn't get blown up with inappropriate messages from Louis.

"Okay," Gemma began, "I'm so glad you're here, Harry. I couldn't imagine telling everyone without you."

"Tell us what?" Robin asked, taking a sip of water.

"There is going to be a baby in our midst!" She squealed.

Harrys' entire face lit up at the news. He was going to be an uncle!

His mom and step-dad or who he thought of as his dad, stood up and hugged Gemma and Taylor.

Harry hugged his sister and then Taylor.