Pick up lines on Ash

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This is just the peeps Ash simps for simping back

Ash: What do you want to eat?

Dream: Hmm you~

Blush or no blush?



Ash: Isn't this cat adorable!

Purpled: Not the most adorable thing I've seen....

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Ash: Top or bottom?

SapNap: Well, when it comes to you then definitely top

Ash: THE BAGELS YOU BITCH!

SapNap: Still, top

Blush or no blush?




Ash: I'm not sure about this

Ponk: It's fine, this movie isn't even that scary

Ash: We're watching a horror movie!

Ponk: Then how about we kiss during the scary parts?

Blush or no blush?




Ash: You look me straight in the eyes!

Sam putting a hand on Ash's cheek: You can't expect me to look in your eyes and be straight 

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Ash: Why did you burn down a tree?!

Wilbur: The only thing that's burning is my love for you

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Ash: I'm not drinking that shit

Schlatt: How about I put some in my mouth and then we make out, then it'll all go in your mouth. I say a win win.

Blush or no blush?




Ash: Why is red-stone red?

Mumbo: The name says it all

Ash: What does my name mean?

Mumbo Perfect

Blush or no blush?




Your welcome Ash

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