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Blood bath

(Decepticons x Reader on their period)

I groan as I laid on my side, seeing how that was the holy position that didn't hurt. Knockout glanced at me, lightly concern. I looked over at him, hugging my stomach.
"Knockout, can we go out. I need to buy something."I said, pouting.

"Can it wait? I'm buffing myself right-"

"Your always buffing yourself! What, the few times I ask if we can go out to fucking buy something is too much! I want chocolate and I'm fucking bleeding dammit!!"I screamed, tears spilling as I rolled over away from him. Knockout just stared at me, now more concern as he set his buffer down.

"Your bleeding? Human, where are you bleeding."He asked, coming over to me. I glance over at him, lips wavering.

"...... I'm on my period."I said, him blinking a few times.

"Explain."He said, breakdown coming in. He took one look at us and immediately came over.

"(Y/N)? What's wrong?"He asked, making me sit up as I look at him. I teared up more.

"Why can't y'all be my size! I want a huuuug."I whined, both glancing at eachother before nudging my sides which their thumbs. I immediately hugged them nuzzling my face against them.

"Aw, what's wrong."Breakdown asked, making me look at them.

"I'm on my period. Human females bleed for a week every month. It's blood that's for babies but when we're not pregnant it just comes out of our bodies."I explained, both their sides widening.

"Your body bleed for a week straight just to care for a child that's not there?!"Knockout questions, making me nod.

"I also get very emotional because of it.... I'm sorry."I said, rubbing my face against knockouts digit.

"How can we help?"Breakdown asked, making me look up.

"Could you take me to the store to buy a few things?"I asked, getting a nod. Breakdown took me and with the help of Soundwave, who wired money into my bank account somehow, we headed to the store. Breakdown parked outside while I went inside, immediately going to the tampons. I grabbed one, jumping when I saw Miko. She looked at me before looking at what was in my hands, staring back up at me.

"...... Period huh?"She said, making me start bawling as I nodded. She hesitated before comforting me, shooing away people who stared. She chatted with me as I grabbed what I needed, snagging a bug bag of chocolates and some menstrual pills. She apparently she came in to buy an aux cord for the autobot Bulkhead cause it broke, though I didn't judge. We came outside, not feeling the tension of the two bots next to eachother. Miko glanced from Bulkhead to Breakdown before sighing.
"Okay, look. This small truce will end when we don't see eachother, okay?"She said, making me nod.

"Thank you for helping me."I smiled, her nodding as she pats my back.

"I get very hormonal during my period too so I feel you."She said, making me laugh. I get into breakdown who speeds away, immediately bombarding me with questions only to stop when I yelled at him in tears for it.
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(I was so excited to do this but my brain is coming up empty (┳Д┳)

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I ate ice cream while watching a murder movie. I heard the door open, making me slowly turn my head to see Megatron.

"Human..... What are you doing."He asked, asking me grin.

"Have you ever thought of torturing one of the autobots with polka music until they finally crack?"I asked, him staring at me.

"What is..... polka music..."He asked, making me grin as I went to pause my movie.

"Wait, the best part is coming up!"I squealed, watching until the murderer jump scared the victim. I called as the girl died, pausing it and googled polka music. Megatron just gave me a look as I pulled the music up, listening to it before shaking his head.

"I'll have Starscream use that the next time we have a autobot on board."He said, making me squeal as I giggled.

"I wanna be a witness!"I yelled like a child, the warlord staring down at me before leaving.

"I'll make sure that happens."

*Megatron then ordered for all cons on board to keep an eye on you, now concern as this is the tenth time he's walked in on you either laughing at a scary movie or tell him a very detail way he could kill both a human or an autobot.*

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I smiled very happily when I saw no blood, running around the medbay while giggling.

"Why so giggly today?"Knockout asked, making me grin at him.

"My period ended!"I announce, the both of the sighing in relief. I laughed at that, rolling ny eyes before a thought came to mind.

"Do cybertronian femes have periods?"I asked, the both of them shaking their helms.

"Femes thankfully don't have periods. Femes and mechs can both bare sparklings so thankfully they don't need periods."He said, making my eyes wide.

"Wait, really?"I questioned, them both nodding. I then had a great question.

"Does that mean both mechs and Femes have dicks and-"

*(Y/N) was no longer allowed to ask questions, mostly that question*

(I kinda struggled with this but here ya go!)