COTE: 50%-kun x COTE Waifus (One Shots?)

Kissing Booth..... Because why not? :D

*As of the time I'm writing this, I only have one brain cell left. Each vote removes one brain cell, so make sure to keep this at zero votes :D.
-If some of ya'll are wondering why I was tired and why I only have a brain cell left is because I fought 12 year-olds on twitter. Yes, it was fun't. 

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"Why a kissing booth, Horikita-san?" Shinohara asked.

"Yeah, can't we do anything, I don't know, less lewd or something?" Says the one with the lewd body. Kushida.

"Ah, is it perhaps Horikita-san wants to kiss someone from our class?" Haruka said. With that, Sudo started blushing and spacing out while staring at the dense Horikita who won't end up with him because COTE is my series, and it's a harem, so all girls end up with me... At least, that's around 95% true.

"...No." Horikita replied. Oi, what's with the hesitation, I'm not the only one that noticed that, right? ...Right?

"Anyway, if any of you have any other ideas, I am open to suggestions." Horikita said.

sorry fourth wall-chan, I'm going to have to break you senseless-, break you again. So, reader, this is what happened. The school just announced a new Special Exam, a Special exam where each class actually has to have a booth that requires physical contact between customer and employee or server or whatever, and for some odd reason, Horikita actually entertained Sudo's idea of a kissing booth, well, before that it was actually a tickle room where us boys, yes, only us boys are half-naked and supposed to be tickled by the customer, but since most boys aren't ticklish, by most I meant me, Hirata and, well, some side characters, and some were also a little insecure of having chained half-naked while being displayed to an unlisted group of people.

Anyway, a kissing booth isn't really a bad idea... If we boys weren't the ones inside the booth. Yep, that's just how much Horikita hates the men of this classroom. Well, either that or she just wants to save herself, which is..... Fine, actually, since I don't want Kei to kiss other men, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't want me kissing other men, I mean women... Unless... No, there's no way... right?

"Hmm, what about a massage spa?"

"Unfortunately, that idea has already been done in another part of this book." Horikita said.

"What?"

"No, sorry, I meant that idea has already been taken by another class from another year." Horikita said. Yes, other years are unfortunately involved. Well, I guess it's not really that troublesome for me anymore since Nagumo has been tamed and Tsukishiro had already been busted. If you wonder how as well why, well, it was a pretty simple trick but with a quite inevitable result. To put things simply, I asked one of the women who simps- who are acquainted with me to wear ripped clothes and told them to come out once I had confronted Tsukishiro, then, once Tsukishiro looked towards that certain girl, I took a couple of pics, of Tsukishiro looking at the girl ant the girl herself for... research purposes. Anyway, I showed the picture and accused him of attempted rape and as you may have guessed, he was caught and, well, according to Mashima-sensei, deemed guilty since there were a lot of pieces of evidence. And that plan only costed me my V-card, which I'm pretty sure was already taken in the White room when I was 10, but I don't really remember so it might or might've not been a dream.

"Any other ideas?" Horikita asked.

"A wrestling ring?" Please, anything but that, I can imagine Ryuuen and Housen lining up again and again just to have a rematch with me.

"That would cost us too many points." Horikita said. Yes, go Horikita.

"Arm wrestling competition?"