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Chapter 50: Ms Glacér Returns

Eren POV:

Ms Glacér: "So, that's one of three allegations out of the way Jaeger"

Eren: "Yeah thanks" (I smile at her)

Ms Glacér: "Stop smiling, you're making me feel emotions"

Eren: "I'm married Patricia" (I tease)

Ms Glacér: "I meant, your smile makes me feel pain" (she says plainly)

Eren: "Okaaaay" (I say sarcastically)

Ms Glacér: "Speak again and the bottom of my shoe and your face will become best friends"

Gulp

Eren: "Who pissed in your coffee?"

Ms Glacér: "I'd rather have pissy coffee than be here with you"

Eren: "Nah pissy coffee is too bubbly, I prefer using snot"

Ms Glacér: "... What the fuck Jaeger?" (She gives me a bewildered look)

Eren: "You made it weird first, you cannot defeat my darkness. For I am the Crimson King!" (I say jokingly)

Ms Glacér: "... Your dad should've pulled out"

Eren: "Wow, that was mean"

Ms Glacér: "Mean is my middle name"

Eren: "Along with bitch" (I say under my breath)

Ms Glacér: "What was that kid?"

Eren: "Heh, nothing don't you worry your little brain about it"

Ms Glacér: "You're digging your own grave right now, Jaeger" (she warns)

Eren: "Nah, I'd rather be cremated"

Ms Glacér: "I can set fire to you if you want?"

Eren: "I'll pass thanks" (I say, visibly scared)

Ms Glacér: "I thought so"

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Ms Glacér: "Anyway, we've got a case against the Police Department. They're charging you with assault of a police officer and manslaughter, you'll be a free man by the end of the week Jaeger"

Eren: "I honestly could never thank you-"

Ms Glacér: "You fucking better thank me, ungrateful shit"

Eren: "Uhm, its a figure of spee-"

Ms Glacér: "I couldn't give a flying fuck, man bun boy. You owe me a drink"

Eren: "Oh so you want a date now? Well, I'll have to see if I can fit you in, I'm a busy man" (I tease)

Ms Glacér: "I would never date you. You also have a wife"

Eren: "Yeah, Mikasa is prettier than you"

Ms Glacér: "I agree"

Eren: "Ohhhh, OHHHHH, I see what's going on here. You're getting close to me in the hopes you can steal my girl?"

Ms Glacér: "What? No, she's just Good loo-"

Eren: "I can always ask if Mikasa wants to spice things up in the bedro-"

Ms Glacér: "I am NOT having a threesome with you Jaeger"

Eren: "I'm way out of your league anyway"

Ms Glacér: "Listen bitch, I had everyone simping over me after 1 chapter. You had 48 more than me and I'm already the favourite"

Eren: "What?" (I'm both scared and confused)