Random shit/thoughts/imagines

𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚊 𝚇 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

Requested: No❤️

The elevator opened and Jake saw a woman sitting at his desk, so obviously he walked over and stood behind the chair. "Um, excuse me you're in my chair." James stated but you didn't move even tho you wanted to turn around so bad "you're in my chair."

"Hello Jake or should I say John McClane." You said slowly turning in the chair to face him and see a big smile on his face because he knew exactly who was sitting in his chair

"Babe!" Jake shouted as you stood up and kissed him

"Babe?" Charles asked confused as you two pulled away

"Oh, yeah. This is my long distance girlfriend, y/n." Jake smiled as he put an arm around your waist

"You must be Charles, Jakes best friend." You said shaking his hand

"You told her about me? Aww." Charles gushed

"He told me about everyone. You're Rosa, no one knows anything about you. You're Gina, you are basically...Gina I have no way to describe you. You're Sargent Jeffords, you are basically the dad of this place. You're Amy, Jakes ex girlfriend who's competitive which is awesome because I'm also very competitive. You're scully and hitchcock, you two are your own species. And finally you are captain holt, you are awesome and the first person I wanted to meet. How'd I do?" You asked turning to Jake

"You did perfect as always." Jakes said smiling at you

"Wait, you're competitive? Come on! Can you even change a flat tire?" Amy asked

"Try two...at the same time." You smirked

"How many siblings do you have?"

"8 brothers and 2 sisters, who play on the boys lacrosse team."

"I'm gonna do it." She said walking over to her dads and flipping a switch showing a big red button

"Do it, I dare you." You said and she slammed her hand on the button. A big banner dropped down that read 'the Santiago games!'

"Oh no. The banners dropped its official! You've just started the Santiago games." Jake grimaced

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"First up, you both must complete a test on anything and everything! It's completely random!" Jake shouted putting the pieces of paper on the two tables. In 10 minutes you had finished your test and Amy finished a minute later.

"Ha! I finished before you, loser!" You smack talked

"Yeah, well...I got nothing." She sighed

"Ok, what's next?" You asked and Jake led you two to the evidence room and you both saw a mess and a piece of red tape dividing the room

"The first person to organize their side of the room wins. Ready, set, go!" Jake yelled and you two started to organize. 15 minutes later Amy finished and you finished 30 seconds after.

"In your face! I'm the better organizer!" Amy bragged

"Don't get to ahead of yourself sparky. There's still one challenge left and I plan on winning." You said as Jake led you back to the bullpen to see an obstacle course

"This is the obstacle course. You have to find the small ruler in the unorganized binder, strap the weighted vest around you and run downstairs, no elevator. Scully and Hitchcock are waiting downstairs with hotdogs and fries that you two must take at least one bite of each. And finally you have to run back up here and the first person to sit in my chair wins. On your mark, get set, go!" Jake shouted and you two ran to the binders. You weren't as organized as Amy, so you just shuffled through the pages and soon found the small ruler. You placed it on top of your binder and ran over to the weighted vest putting it on. Amy found her ruler a little bit after and you were running down the stairs as she was putting on her vest. You made it outside and saw Scully and Hitchcock standing in front of two tables and you pulled out your wallet.

"Be honest, how much were the hot dogs and fries?" You asked as two men looked at each other

"$15." They said in sync. You nodded and handed them $30 and took a bite out of your food quickly just as Amy walked outside. You ran inside and stood in the elevator waiting for the door to close and Amy just slithered in.

"Why are you here? I mean, we've never heard of you then out of nowhere you just show up." Amy pointed out

"Jake wanted to keep our relationship a secret and I was fine with that because I'm never with him. But I'm moving to New York because I auditioned for Eliza in the new musical Hamilton and I got the part hence why I'm here out of nowhere and I wanted to surprise Jake." You said as the elevator door opened and you stomped on Amy's foot to make her a little behind. Then you took of towards Jakes chair sitting down and wining.

"And y/n wins!" Jake shouted hugging you after you took of the weighted vest.

"Can I have your attention, just real quick." You shouted "I'm here for another reason. The reason I didn't move here sooner was because I couldn't find a job, but I got one at the new musical Hamilton as Eliza Hamilton, so I'll be moving to New York!"

"Yes! Best day ever!" Jake shouted as he kissed you