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Hermione going through a breakup.

Hermione is on the couch crying uncontrollably watching sappy movies when Luna and Ginny walked in.

"What the hell happened?" Ginny asked and she and Luna rushed towards Hermione.

"H-he c-cheated on me w-with LAVENDER FUCKING BROWN!" Hermione erupted into tears.

"Mia mia," Luna coaxed. "Don't be sad. Because sad backward is das, and das not good."

There was silence for a moment before Ginny broke it. "Luna, how high are you right now?"

"On a scale from 1 to 10...always."

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