The Lone Leviathan Battleship In Another World (Azur Lane story ft male reader)

Chapter 9: Return to Ironblood

3rd POV

Author: (coughing) OI! Yap! Get your ass over here, this instant!

Yap: [Da fuq you want now?]

Author: As bad as it sounds..... I'll have to do some balancing acts..

Yap: [Uh huh.... Like?]

Author: WELL...... 1st things 1st. I'm YEETING the harem thingy out of the window. Fuck that shit. I'm no metaslave.

Yap: [But you were before THIS patch,no?]

Author: [THIS MF-] Well yes. But no now. Anyways! So the balancing would be; your armor's gonna be nerfed a fuck lot. By that, I mean A LOT.

Yap: [Right.....RiGhT.... Anything else?]

Author: Uh. Hmm.... The only thing that is kept, well. (Clears throat) while the harem thingy has been YEETED out completely, you're AT MOST close friends with them ship girls. Oh. You can also have a drink with them sometimes. After all, remember you're a Kommandant, nein? :v

Yap: [That is right indeed...Although judging by you.. You're probably going to forget our dear Y/N, no?]

Author: (sighs) Unfortunately....yes. But he'll play some part soon in the next chapter...aka probably a few months from now?

Yap: [NANI?!?! WHY THAT LONG?!]

Author: Yeah. You can blame the real life. My SPM exam, supposedly to finish this year, 20-fucking-21, has been delayed to guess when. 20-fucking-22. And during March, too. (Whispers) Aka our birthday month. (Normal) ANYWAY! I'm taking this bloody opportunity/chance to write this bloody chapter so that you readers don't assume that I've "died" or something. (Chuckles) Oh no. To kill me, you'd have to-

Yap: [Uh yeah. That's enough coming from you now. SO. Onwards to a summary. I'm basically nerfed overall, Y/N's going to play some part in the next chapter, and you'll be gone until April 2022?]

Author: COR-RECT! Also, as another further nerf, your energy shields can only be used 5 minutes a day for now. But hey, ain't too bad. Besides, you just have to deal with it for like this and next chapter? Then boom. You're buffed. [But still nerfed in terms of ship armor cuz yeah... >_>] New planes, new weapons, and your AA goes brrr and fwoosh fwoosh fwoosh. Sounds cool?

Yap: [Uh huh.... Anything else?]

Author: While I may've nerfed the fuck outta you, I'm giving you some smol buffs too. INTRODUCING V1, V2 AND V3 ROCKETS!! THAT'LL SHOW THEM THE POWER OF GERMAN ENGINEERING!! BAKAMONO GA! DOITSU NO KAGAKU SEKAI ICHI!!! (Stroheim pose) However, if you go an all out barrage with them along with the guns... You'll be immobile for quite a while.

Yap: [Sounds reasonable enough. So. Onwards to the story?]

Author: You betcha.

As the battlecarrier continued sailing along back to Ironblood, from outside a rather dangerous storm had approached them. And inside wasn't that much different either...

Lev: (sitting on a chair with legs crossed, as if being an interrogator) So....mind telling me how you went off on your own, AGAIN?

Yap: I can explain.... (Sweatdrops)

Lev: Go on... (Menancingly) (Also insert scene from Love Is War where Chika says Go on. That's basically her pose rn.)

Yap: So... I decided to give Azur Lane a little "visit" by infiltrating their base, getting some intel and blowing some shit up because it was fun.

Lev: [I can't stay mad at you, you baka...]

Author: YEE! Oh. Also you 2 are still with each other. So ye. Yap x Lev. Also. Ehe.