chance connection |1| [zarry] (✔️)

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Harry S. (!!!)
0:34
How is he so hot????!
He went to sleep but I want him so bad
And he's so mean he made me wait and then he wouldn't come out and now I'm horny and he's asleep

Perrie
7:12
Good morning, Harry 👋🏻
Had a bit much to drink huh? 😂

Harry S. (!!!)
8:12
Fuck sorry

8:17
Ok it was just you and Zain thank god
Sorry, really

Perrie
8:54
It's fine 😂😂
I don't mind
Also not sure I understood what exactly you were complaining about
Only that you are a bit desperate 🥵🥵 lol

Harry S. (!!!)
9:01
Since it's too late for my dignity anyways
How are you over him??

Perrie
13:03
Dunno, just am.
Also, I mean. I'm over him romantically and all that💁🏼‍♀️ But he's still very very hot 🥵🥵
I'm not over him sexually, I think 🤤🤭

Harry S. (!!!)
13:05
I don't know what that means
But also I think I do

Perrie
13:06
He's in my spank bank as they say 😏🤤

Harry S. (!!!)
13:08
TMI
But yes same

Perrie
13:09
Lol 😂

Harry S. (!!!)
13:10
He's just so hot and then he touches me and says stuff and urgh
But he also calls me brat and how do I still find him hot
And his stupid condom rule
And he's such a smug arse
And none of this is helping me not be horny rn
Help me Perrie

Perrie
13:10
Lol I wasn't as far gone because I have self-restraint 😂
And I wasn't actually all that into him being a smug prick 💁🏻‍♀️
And I bet you're extra hot for him cause he's a dad. A dylf 😏😏
What's the condom rule btw? He hates condoms

Harry S. (!!!)
13:11

Of course he's a DILF!!!
Name 1 person who wouldn't
And he's so strict about the stupid condoms so I don't get pregnant
Annoying
Tho he forgot when he was drunk the other day
I just need to get him drunk again

Perrie
13:12
My friend Jessy 🤭
She hates him 😂
Also every lesbian I know
And those I don't know
Aren't you on the pill?
Amateur mistake

Harry S. (!!!)
13:12
Smartarse
Why doesn't Jessy like him
Also how much tmi can you handle?

Perrie
13:13
Oh they're too similar and she heard all the Zain isn't making an effort etc tirades I had to let out when things went shit🤷🏼‍♀️😅
But that was ages ago, he's changed, I promise 😘😘
I think we passed tmi on Zain's birthday 😚😚

Harry S. (!!!)
13:15
Not on the pill, never had a bf and then by the time I remembered contraception might be a thing he was all about condoms and I was all for getting knocked up already so suggesting I go on the pill seemed counter productive
He's still too hot

I'm so horny and it's been barely 7 hours?

Perrie
13:16
You need a proper girl friend babes not his ex 😂
So you're basically hoping he'll knock you up while drunk. Excellent plan 🤦🏼‍♀️
But yea really should be bad in bed with the way he looks... It's not fair 😭😔

Harry S. (!!!)
13:17
Right!!!?
So glad it's not just me
And I know it's not good.
I'm just trying to figure out how to convince him that I am not just baby crazy and that my career will actually be fine if I have a baby
I'm working on it

Perrie
13:18
He's so stubborn sometimes, he gets this idea and thinks it's for the best and it takes ages to convince him that he's wrong😒😒
If you can even manage 🙄

Harry S. (!!!)
13:19
I managed to get him to agree to stop looking for a flat so I am hopeful
He was very against it in case we break up or because he didn't want to take advantage or whatever

Perrie
13:20
Showoff 😒
The most I ever convinced him was that showing his art at the gallery was not a mistake😶
And that was really just him being insecure more than stubborn💁🏼‍♀️

Harry S. (!!!)
13:21
He didn't want to show it? But he's so good!

Perrie
13:22
I know!!
I think the fact that he sold those paintings and got good reviews made him at least believe that he doesn't suck but he's so good 🤩🤯
But he also sings really well and he'll still only sing for Freddie😞

Harry S. (!!!)
13:23
Tell me about it
He's way too perfect actually

Perrie
13:26
Well he is stubborn and smug and condescending and antisocial and bad at communicating and expressing his feelings 🤔🤔
But sure he's perfect 😙

Harry S. (!!!)
13:27
Well that just shows that you're over him because I think he's still perfect despite all of that
And I want his babies and he's gonna give them to me

Perrie
13:28
That's the spirit 💪🏻💪🏻

Harry S. (!!!)
13:28
That looks like I should give him handjobs
That's not the goal here Perrie!

Perrie
13:29
Lol right 😂
Not gonna try for the proper sequence of emojis tho... My break is over 😔
Ttyl 😘

Harry S. (!!!)
13:29
Ttyl xx
Thanks for listening to me talk about your ex I guess

Perrie
13:30
You're welcome 😘😘

17:23
Btw my colleagues wanted to know who I was talking to during lunch, if it was my boyfriend
I was very tempting to tell them that you're my ex-boyfriend's new boyfriend who was horny in my dms but I refrained
You're welcome 😇

Harry S. (!!!)
20:39
Lol I'm sorry that that's accurate
I'm about to get some so good night xx

Perrie
21:06
Have fun 😏

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This is me trying to pass the time... but really sometimes you just wanna brag / complain about your bf