Be aware there is a short scene with sexual themes in this chapter
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Harry the Brat
9:12
Good morning, Zain x
What are you up to today?Zain (how!?!!)
11:14
u're up late today
freddie's got football today
so i get the house to myself for the morningHarry the Brat
11:25
You just got up now?Zain (how!?!!)
11:25
maybe
what r u doing today?Harry the Brat
11:27
Meeting with some friends, might go out later.Zain (how!?!!)
11:29
fun
lou and i still need to fight for who gets to get laid this weekendHarry the Brat
11:32
What?Zain (how!?!!)
11:34
we trade of weekends so we have a chance to go out every other weekend
get drunk get laid all thatHarry the Brat
11:37
Why do you need to fight then?Zain (how!?!!)
11:39
i'd be my turn but for obvious reasons we're not counting last week so it'd be lou technically but he gets next weekend because of a work thingHarry the Brat
11:41
You're very... strict about that...
Can't Louis skip a week?Zain (how!?!!)
11:43
he'll lord it over me for the rest of my life
i can't go to asda remember that one time u got laid and i had to wank for three weeks straight
i can hear him nowHarry the Brat
11:44
This feels like you're making it a bigger issue than it needs to beZain (how!?!!)
11:44
probably
i really wanna get laid tho has been a few weeks of blowjobs onlyHarry the Brat
11:47
Someone is horny...Zain (how!?!!)
11:51
a bit
gonna have a shower before they get back ttylHarry the Brat
11:52
tmiZain (how!?!!)
11:53
lol i wasn't
but now i willHarry the Brat
11:54
TMI!!Zain (how!?!!)
15:31
houston, we have solved the issueHarry the Brat
16:04
Congrats on figuring out who gets to try and get laid tonight
Bit ambitious comparing it to space flight though, isn't it?Zain (how!?!!)
16:24
i like how u say try
babe if we wanna get laid we do get laidHarry the Brat
16:31
Didn't you just complain about only getting a blowjob?Zain (how!?!!)
16:32
sex is sex
doesn't mean i don't also wanna do other stuff like stuff i might not wanna do with hookups ya know?Harry the Brat
16:36
Not sure I follow you...Zain (how!?!!)
16:41
like if i get a blowjob great if i get so fuck someone great but maybe i still wanna idk tie someone up
not gonna do that with a random hookup tho
doesn't mean i'm not enjoying the sex i do haveHarry the Brat
16:47
I guess...
How did you solve the "issue" then?Zain (how!?!!)
16:51
quotation marks huh
forgot i was going home the week after next so i'm taking freddie with me and lou will have two weeks in a rowHarry the Brat
17:03
Congrats on going out then
Couldn't you just have someone else babysit Freddie? Just... as an idea for the futureZain (how!?!!)
17:09
u're cute
like we have friends we'd trust with looking after him
they're all a mess
well except my ex but she's in london nowHarry the Brat
17:12
You don't have family to look after him?Zain (how!?!!)
17:21
not here
mine's all in bradford and lou's in yorkshireHarry the Brat
17:24
Did you say where you were before?Zain (how!?!!)
17:29
dunno don't think so
manchesterHarry the Brat
17:32
Oh, I'm from Cheshire!Zain (how!?!!)
17:34
are we naming random counties now?
that's not manchester babeHarry the Brat
17:38
It's close!Zain (how!?!!)
17:41
so's wales
when someone says i'm from aberystwyth u don't see me going i'm from manchester that's near crewe and that's almost wales
probably get punched
...u've probably done that noHarry the Brat
17:43
I have not!
Manchester is England! I'm not trying to claim I'm from a whole other country, I just wanted to point out that we have something in common!Zain (how!?!!)
17:49
we don't tho that's my point
well it's both in england i guess
but if u're trying to find points of communality:
both under 30 but over 20
both maleHarry the Brat
17:49
Why are we arguing about this anyways?Zain (how!?!!)
17:50
both like kids
both have tattoos
both have at least 1 sister
both have an iphone
...
that's it actually
can't think of anything elseHarry the Brat
17:54
We'll just have to keep talking then
Gotta go my friends arrived
Have fun tonight xZain (how!?!!)
17:56
u too
🌱so this got away from me... how did it get so sexual? why are they arguing about british geography? idk but here we go...
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