Don't English Me!

Chapter 23

Badtrip na badtrip ako dahil noong madaling araw ko lang naexplore yung cellphone na binigay sa akin ni Jordan!

Hindi ko alam kung religious ba talaga siya o may alam siyang hindi ko alam.

Muntik ko ng naibato yung cellphone kong bago nang makita ko ang mga pictures ng santo. Yung iba ay umiiyak ng dugo at yung iba ay nakakatindig talaga ng balahibo. Muntik na nga akong maiyak eh kasi biglang may nag-play na video, eh tungkol pa naman yun sa mga santong nagmimilagro raw at nakadagdag pa yung takot ko dahil sa sound. Mas kinilabutan tuloy ako. Hindi ako magkandaugagang pindot nang pindot doon. Mabuti na lamang at napatay ko agad.

Kahit kailan talaga yang dragon na yun! Buwisit! Akala ko pa naman may malasakit siya. Akala ko pa naman sincere siya. Akala ko lang pala lahat! Lintek na yun.

Tinignan ko rin ang contacts ko. Nang biglang nag-beep iyon. Bumili na rin kasi ito ng sim.

From: Handsome Jordan ;)

I guess you're enjoying your phone, lady :)))

Tinignan ko muna kung may load yung sim na iyon. Suwerte. Pinalitan ko muna ang pangalan niya sa contacts ko. Ambisyoso yun ah. Pero bakit gising pa ito?

To: Foreigner na Dragon

Hoy! Facque-Facque ka! !

Nabuwisit ako sakanya eh. Siguro nagulat na naman iyon dahil sa pagmura ko. Pero lampake!

From: Foreigner na Dragon

Woow wait, I didn't do anything. Im behavin' here.

Painosente pa eh huling-huli na!

Tinawagan ko siya.

" Facque, Facque, Facque! Die hard!!" sigaw ko sakanya.

" I want you too, Ana. Hahahaha. "

Anuraw?!

" Hoy what are you saying ha? Are you crazy?!" sigaw ko ulit.

" Yeah. Crazy. . Crazy for you. Hahahaha. "

Hala baliw na ata 'to?!

Binabaan ko na siya. Baliw na talaga yun.

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Jordan's POV

Innocent. .

That person didn't deserve this. .

What am I thinking by the way?!

It's 4 am and I couldn't sleep so I got up from bed and get some bottle of wine from the fridge and return to bed.

I suddenly smiled when the thought of shivering Ana flashed on my mind.

I downloaded some pics that I bet will make her scream and shiver. Hahahaha. So I texted her.

Then she texted me.

I am currently drinking this wine but it suddenly goes straight into my throat. So I coughed continuously after seeing her text.

From: Dog Ana

Hoy! Facque-Facque ka! !

I didn't expect this girl to become this brave and somewhat barbaric . And this is the first time that someone has cursed me.

To: Dog Ana.

Woow wait, I didn't do anything. Im behavin' here.