My Video Game Anxiety

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So I know a lot of you love video games. Well, who doesn't.

I myself only play a select few... Because my anxiety levels literally skyrocket when I have to do any kind of combat.

I never remember which buttons control which attack moves.

I get all shaky like a Chihuahua. (<-- I never remember how to spell this word)

And I'm constantly screaming because I'm dying and I don't know how to help myself.

So I'm sitting there pressing every damn button on the controller because I really have no idea what I'm doing.

I swear video games are going to give me an aneurysm. It's terrible.

But I have this conflict because I hate video games, but I love them.

But I'm going to be honest with you guys.

I LITERALLY CANNOT PASS THIS ONE TEMPLE IN LEGEND OF ZELDA: SKYWARD SWORD BECAUSE IT HAS GIANT TARANTULAS IN IT.

My number one fear in life has been, and forever will be spiders. I've tried to kill them so many times. I know what to aim for to kill them... But I literally just can't because when they run towards me, I scream and run out of the temple because I am a wuss.

I get all itchy and I feel like crying because even though they are fake, they look all too real for my liking.

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME LEGEND OF ZELDA?

WHY SPIDERS?

WHY ;-;

Just stahhhppp. No spiders. Stop making the attack moves so confusing. Stop making the bosses so hard to kill. Stop giving me heart attacks.

I CAN'T HANDLE THE STRESS. I JUST WANNA PASS THE TEMPLE AND MOVE ON BUT I CAN'T DO IT.

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