Skinny Jeans

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Guys. I am on a RANTING ROLE TODAY. I got three hours of sleep and I am not a morning person. Needless to say. I am not in a nice mood.

So my next topic, is skinny jeans. I have a love hate relationship with them. But here are my problems.

So apparently, my body does not know what size it fits in to. =_= Now, usually I am a 2. But it feels like in every store I go to, their size 2's are actually size 16's.

IT MAKES ME SO MAD. I take five pairs into the dressing room with me. Feeling excited, thinking I'm going to get some new jeans. FEELING BOMBTASTIC.

But no. I try on every pair, and they all fit terribly.

One pair is way too tight, making my legs lose circulation. Another pair is too loose, making me look like I'm drowning in denim, and the rest just make me cry.

They are ALWAYS too long because I'm short. And they are always too loose on my waist and ankles.

All the companies that make skinny jeans... Please keep in mind that we don't all have MODEL STATUS LONG LEGS.

Jeez.

*Hands out ice cream* Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me? ;-;

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