One Direction Imagines

Preference- He gives your kid the talk

Niall- Lynsey was about to go her first date. "Niall I think you should have a little talk with our daughter before her first date." Y/N told me when I walked down stairs. "A talk about what?" she stared at me like it was obvious. Then it clicked, "oh that, Why me?" it's a mother to daughter. "Besides she is too young." I said more to the point. "She's 13 and you have too." Great. "Hey, Lynsey can you come here?" Y/N was going to have to be in the room, "Yeah daddy." Like I said too young but Y/N is going to make me, "You know what um sex is and um." suddenly Lynsey burst out laughing, "Is this the talk? If it is you're too late." At least I didn't have to be the one to do it, "Who told you?" "Dad, I go to public school."

Zayn- Y/N walked up to the kitchen table this morning and decide that I was going to give our 14 year old son the talk. "Why me? You're the one that thinks he needs it." He did but it was her idea, "Really you don't think he needs it?" She knew what I thought, "He might." "Great so talk to him." With that she dragged me to his room, "Logan open up." While her back was turned I tried to run away, "You dad wants to talk to you." His door open not long after and she pushed me in and shut the door behind me. "Your mum thinks that you need the talk." That was when things got awkward, "Don't worry I think I got the basics." Still awkward but at least it was over, "Don't blame me, blame your mum." then I left.

Liam- I wanted to keep the kids as innocent as long as I could but I knew it would not work. Y/N was pregnant again and we were going to tell the twins, "Scott and Brandon sit down we want to tell you something." They both sat down, "You guys want a new brother or sister?" cheesy but hey they're little kids. "No" they said in unison. Then Scott piped up, "Where do babies come from?" Why was he asking this he was only 5. "When 2 married people love each other the stork brings them a baby." Again cheesy but they are little kids. But this time Brandon piped up, "That's not what I heard." Then he continued on with what he knew which was right. "That sounds gross." Scott says, "Which one it true?" he asked. "His." I said quickly before he asked anything else.

Louis- I was making dinner when Jade came into the kitchen. "Hey dad." She never came in here unless she was up to something. "Hi what's wrong or what did you do wrong?" She only laughed, "I'm not always up to anything or in trouble. Actually I have a question." "Shoot." I said turning away from the food. "Where do babies come from?" I'm not going to be the one to tell my daughter, "Ask your mum." I said turning around. "She said to go ask you." of course she did. "Well babies came when a couple want to have kids so they have sex and if they get lucky 9 months later they have a baby." When I turn around to face Jade this time she was smuggling a laugh, "what is it?" I asked a little embarrassed. "I knew the answer I just wanted to know what you would say.' with that she left. And I was at a loss for words.

Harry- "Harry you're a pervert." Y/N said said when I whispered something in her ear. Daniel ran by abou this time, "What's  a pervert?" he asked. Then Louis walked in and got a smile that usually meant trouble. "Means he say sexual stuff to your mum." He looked confused. "What is sexual stuff?" He asked this time. "Thank you Louis." Y/N said sarcastically. "Um well sexual stuff is stuff that is about sex." no help he still looked confused. "So basically it's just um." Then Y/N helped me out. "You'll find out later. Unless Uncle Louis wants to tell you." I laughed because now Louis looked like he was going to explode.