❤𝐿𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝓉𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝒾𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒𝓈❤

Wile E Coyote marriage headcanons

Requested by @plutonianqueen, thanks for requesting! Hope you like it.

• it was after another failed attempt at catching roadrunner which resulted in him falling off a cliff

• It made think what would happen if one of those falls was lethal and you didn't know he loves you?

• So he decided on it

• He originally planned on fixing his broken invention but completely rescheduled and booked the best restaurant in town

• He had to make sure everything was PERFECT

• He was so charming, the perfect gentleman all through your meal

• And then he did it

• He knelt down and asked if you wanted to share an everlasting love with him for the rest of your life

• Of course you said yes

• He was very precise in the wedding planning

• He had a perfect vision in his head

• So you didn't have to get worried or stressed out about anything, just leave it all to him

• Of course, if you wanted to contribute any ideas, he was open to any of your idea's

• But keep in mind, he's something of a control freak

• At least it kept his mind busy

• The one thing he didn't plan was your dress

• You picked it out yourself and waited till the big day for him to see it

• He was stunned when he did

• You knew Wile E wouldn't like it but you invited roadrunner

• Not that you liked him that much, just because it was the right thing to do

• You made sure wile e wouldn't ruin the big day by chasing him though

• On the wedding, his vows were so poetic

• He really knew how to make you feel special

• He did ramble a bit though

• You kept yours short and sweet but meaningful all the same

• It was a good thing you sent the invitations cos if he sent them then no one would show up

• He doesn't have that much friends you see

• A big crowd of familiar faces did show up

• Darn it, how did you ever expect someone so thin to lift you over the threshold? Be realistic here!

• He also planned the honeymoon!

• P A R I S

• It was lovely

• It was even planned to every moment

• When you came back, you were exhausted though dinner

• He thought he was genius inventing something to decorate the house, but you came back to find it actually destroyed the place

• It was a lot of decorating

• He wanted to do most of the designing

• He kinda took over

• You did do some independent shopping for furniture though

• You honestly didn't feel like making dinner the first few nights, to be fair you did have some hectic days

• He was more than happy to do it for you

• It gave him a chance to show off you see

• Him wearing the ring proudly and letting it be known to all you were HIS wife

• You weren't free for just anyone to hit on

• Bugs visiting you sometimes

• Letting wile e know how lucky he was to have you

• You with Wile E...not so much

•Quickly becoming friends with Bugs and Squeaks

• It annoys Wile E but he can't stop who you talk to

• Besides, he wants you to be happy

• Though he does want most of your attention

• Most of it? All your attention

• All the time

• Helping him with his inventions in your free time

• But you usually just like to watch tv together most evenings

• Weekly shops at acme stores together

• Being on your own while he trys to catch road runner

• It gets lonely sometimes but he usually takes you out once a week to make up for it

• Sometimes he can be such a jerk, but in his mind he's the perfect spouse

• You can't explain it to him, you just have to go with it sometimes, so it helps to have a laidback attitude