TripleEz is Coming

They're... ALIVE!!!

Ezila’s solution was successful. We’ve saved all of our human slaves and I am never looking at a nice mug of oil without thanking all that is above and beyond. Now. Someone very special to a friend of mine has a message for all of you dear readers.

 Pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink pink sparkles.

 You guessed. Fifi is back! Translation of that is as follows:

 She missed us. She missed Bobby. Now there’s a bit about pink. Um, she’s glad to be back. It’s great to see everyone. She’s going on a bit more about pink. Oh, she says that she feels a lot better and is glad that she hasn’t been eaten by dinosaurs. Then she writes a lot more about pink, oh and also she says ‘bye’.

 Rabies hasn’t been talking to anyone. I think that it might be about the leg and we’re very sorry about that. There is still no proof that Pole was real, as he was eaten so we’re just sticking with him not being real. It’s far more likely.

 Bobby is eating again which is really good so I think that he’ll be OK. It means that we’re now out of explosive cheese, which is annoying but I’m sure that we’ll sort something out and anyway, Bobby’s cheeses weren’t all working that well and there are plenty of others.

 We’ve begun experimentation on one of the reptiles. Unfortunately, the science department was blown up in an attempt to find a better type of cheese so we’ve been making do. Our experiments have involved poking it with sticks. It wriggles a bit. Now, of course, it may have stopped working because of all the sticks poking out of it but it was really fun. Anyway, we’re looking to capture another so we can try giving it electric shocks. I love this science stuff!

 By the way, Dubh turned up and started humping a little irritating robot who reminds me of Eivi but is a lot more annoying. He's been following me around all die and I think that Dubh heard my begging for freedom and release from this torture. Dubh then disappeared which was mean of it but I'm not actually sure that it was Dubh. I don't remember that old robot being big on humping little boys. Hey, we all have our breaking points and I suppose that Dubh found its. I miss it so much, though. Especially with my emotional inhibitor still in the workshop so I guess that I'm especially susceptible to missing things.

I hope that it gets fixed soon. I hate mood swings. I just feel confused so much of the time. Oh, and Mysterious Ezila finally finished her painting of Bobby but she decided to leave out his recently sprouted extra limbs (he had two thousand legs last time I checked)

Hail the Robocalypse!

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