More Reverse Batfam Trash

By Morally_Gray

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--stock photo appreciation-- Sequel to 'Reverse Batfam Trash'. It's kinda what got me started on Wattpad, nd... More

Damian Babysits for the Weekend
Nighty Night Small Bird Child
Boys in Trouble (Part One)
Boys in Trouble (Part Two)
What Are Little Brothers For if Not to Terrorize?
Our Weird Step-Brother Isn't Even Human
Which is the Problem Daughter (Genderbent Robins AU)
Jason Todd's Guide to Babysitting a Five Year Old
Biggest Brother Jay
Femme Robins Travel through Time
Our Weird Step-Brother Still Isn't Human (Part Two)
Family Reunion
Femme Robins Travel through Dimensions
Sneaking Out Like a Star-Crossed lover
Overprotective Brothers VS Bringing a Boy Home
Blizzard
Halloween Night (Chapter One)
Halloween Night (Chapter Two)
Halloween Night (Chapter Three)
Just a Plain Old Hogwarts AU
Very Truly NOT What Wally West Expected
Robin's New Teammate (Impeachment Special)
Robin's New Teammate (Part Two)
Polyamory (Proof That Wayne Boys Simp for Redheads)
He All Grown Up
Very Truly NOT What Willow Expected (Part Two)
Security Blanket
The Baby ...i.e Bruce Wayne: tired mom
Hogwarts AU Part Two!
The BEST Big Brother (The Baby Boye returns)
Tarantula
Sidekick SadBoy Hour
The Dumbest, Best, Moron of an Older Brother (i.e Jason Todd)
Damian's Little Brother
Data
Babysitter Jay, his Girlfriend, and their Boyfriend
Jason Graduates Highschool
Sidekick Sadboy Hour Part Two; Mother-Hen Roy Harper
How to Spot ADHD in Young Birds
My Attempt at a Chanukah Special
Bats Vs. Winter (Part One?)
Clash of the Dads
How is This my First Christmas Special?
Laser Tag
Hetero (Birdflash Angst)
Part of the Family (Wally West)
Roy Learns the art of Big Brother-ing
Jason Probably got Inspired by This... (TimKonBart)
Not my World, Still my Family(Part 50!!)
Reverse Superfam?! (Teaching Jon the art of Big Brother-ing)
Not my World, Still my Family (PART 2)
Boy Wonder (Trans AU)
Becoming a Boy (Trans AU)
Coming out to Wally
The Sibling Squad (Part 1)
Sibling Squad (Part 2)
Evaluation Day
Soon-to-be-Stepfamily (Superbat)
Two Dates and a Playdate (Ft. TimBart & JayRoy)
Meta Bats AU
Almost a Member of the Family
Valentine's Snow Day (Dick and the Redheads)
Circa 1966: The Adventures of Batman and the Robins!
High Jason Vs. Drunk Tim
Teen Titans Face off Against Brotherly Love
Brothers Vs. Bullies
Big/Little Brother (Almost a Member of the Family Part 2)
The World's Best Vlog
Teen Tight(an)s "Documentary" episode 13: The Justice Hideout
Spooky Season with the Sirens
Dick's Polyamorous Team-Dating
Dick's PolyTeam (2): Things get Violent
The Stormy Sleepover
Mother's Day with Alfred Pennyworth
Another New Friend
Fluffy Baby Drabbles
Little Wing
Big Bad Bat's Baby Bat-Birds (Part 1?)
Pride with Your Baby Brother's friends (Part 1?)
You'll Always Be Our Little Brother
Pride vs. The Press
Pride Vs. The Press (part 2)
Bats Go Live!!!
Big/Little Brother Turns One!
Very Young Justice (150 FOLLOW SPECIAL!)(IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!)
Bedtime for Big Bat's Baby Bat-Birds (part 2)
Batbros Social Media (Gay Edition)
Super For the Weekend
More Deaged Dickie Drabbles
The Suffering of a Middle-Child
Duke's Night out
Frankenstein's Monster
The Fog that Overtook Wayne Manor
The "Haunted" Doll
They're Creepy and They're Kooky...
BatGirl Begins
Trick-or-Treat! (Black Cat's Bad Luck)
Stormy Sleepover Part Two
Finale

Bats Babysit the Team

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By Morally_Gray

-Part 30 BTW-

-Request by FABbster -


"The league is going to be unavailable for several days." Black Canary started. "And since there's no way to keep you from meeting up while we're off world, we've had to come to a compromise."

"You mean you're finally going to let us be?" Wally asked, ever since the team had gassed and almost blown up the mountain a few weeks ago (Accidently, may I add), they weren't permitted to assemble without a league member supervising. 

"Not quite." Aquaman explained. "We've decided it'll be easier to keep you all at the mountain for a few days."

"Like a Sleepover?" M'gann asked hopefully.

"In a way. We've found someone else who can watch you."

"So what?" Conner asked, crossing his arms defiantly. "You all go on an off world mission while we stay here and be babysat?"

"Yes." Batman said.

"We get it. You don't trust us." Artemis spat, not in the mood to be reminded that their team wasn't taken seriously. 

"We trust you with some things." Green Arrow contradicted.

"Yeah It's not that we don't trust the team, we just don't trust you with very important things." Flash explained "Like yourselves."

"Great to be appreciated." Conner grumbled. "Well who're you making supervise us, then?" 

"They'll be here any minute." Batman said.

"They?" Dick asked. "As in, more than one?"

"Or nonbinary." Wally reminded.

"So who is it?" Artemis ordered. "Do we at least know who will be watching us?"

"Robin knows then quite well." Batman checked the time and turned to the zetabeam as it called out three names that almost made Robin's heart stop.

"THEM?" He shouted. "Bats PLEASE! Not them! anything but Them!"

Three young men emerged from the beam's light, all looking... intimidating, for lack of better word. The youngest looking one, in the red hood,  hurried across and grabbed Robin, scaring his teammates considerably. "Birdie!" 

"Quit it!" Robin shouted. 

"Are you going to introduce us to your little friends?" He bounced Robin off the ground in his arms.

"Robin, how are you doing?" The shorter, cowl-ed one asked.

"A lot worse now that you're here." He grumbled.

"Tsk Tsk, Birdie, is that any way to talk to us?" Hood asked, squeezing Robin tighter. Presumably snapping a few ribs

"Who is that?" Conner ordered.

"Those are Robin's brothers. They'll be watching you for the next few days."

"Brothers?" M'gann asked.

"I don't wanna talk about it." Dick shouted.

"Sorry, is Birdie embarrassed by us?" Hood asked, bouncing his little brother.

"Cut it out! Bats! make him cut it out!" Robin whined.

"Red Hood. Drop it."

"Yeah, I know..." He set Robin down. 

"Who's this?" Cowl asked, gesturing around at them.

"Ooh, lemme guess!" Hood began pointing around the circle. "Tadpole, Superbrat, girly, Arrowette,  and... oh, hey Wally."

"Hey."

"These are the ones we're babysitting?" The final brother, the scary one, asked their father.

"You're NOT babysitting us!" Robin objected. "Bats, can't you get ANYONE else?"

"No." He said. "Behave yourselves, because I'll be in contact with Renegade. 

And with a few goodbyes between mentors and mentees, the team was left alone with Robin's brothers.

"What are your names?" M'gann inquired politely. 

"First names, we can't disclose." The cowl said. "I'm Red Robin."

"Renegade."

"Red Hood, honored to be babysitting you." 

"You're not babysitting us." Conner replied. 

"Hmm, watching over you to make sure you don't get harmed or cause trouble while your guardians are away..." Red Hood pondered. "Nope. That sounds like babysitting."

"Well its not." Robin grumbled.

"What do you want us to call it then?" Hood challenged his brother. "Child wrangling?"

"No."

Artemis was watching with her brow furrowed. "I already know of you guys, I did grow up in Gotham, but I didn't know you guys were Robin's brothers."

"Well, not blood related." Red Robin explained.

"Who's the oldest?" The blonde asked.

"Oldest." Robin pointed at Renegade. "Middle." He pointed at red robin. "Younger middle..." He pointed at Hood.

"And the littlest." Red Hood added, fluffing Robin's hair.

Kaldur approached the eldest brother and tried to introduce himself. "Hello, I am Aqualad, Although, if you are Robin's brothers, I don't see why we cannot tell you our real names?"

"We know your real names." Renegade stated. "Kaldur'ahm, Conner Kent, M'gann Morezz,  Artemis Crock, and Wallace West."

"And do we get to know your names?" Artemis asked, angry that these strangers knew her. 

"No."

"Guys, leave the team alone." Dick objected. "Get out!"

"Hold on, first we need to lay down some rules." Red Robin stated. "We have two options, either we take turns sleeping so one bat is always awake to supervise, or we can all agree on a curfew for you so that we aren't constantly staying up to watch you."

"I think I'd prefer the curfew." M'gann admitted.

"Alright. Second, Do you guys want to handle your own food or do you want us to?" 

"Does it matter." Conner said.

"Please, I want you use that industrial oven in the second kitchen!" Hood begged.

"Which kitchen?" M'gann asked with wide eyes.

"Wait, I have another question!" Hood exclaimed. "Well, not a question, just a statement: I'm inviting Red Arrow over."

"No!" Most of them chorused. "Please! Don't!" Artemis didn't want her pseudo big brother there too.

"I already did like five minutes before we came!" Hood replied.

"Base rules: You tell us before you leave. You tell us before you use a stove or oven. You do not go into any of the labs without permission, and no training or weapons without permission." Renegade stated.

"FINE!" Dick stated. "Now get lost and let us hang out!"

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"Jay!"

"Ey, Roy!"The two of them went in for a hug, but it low-key looked like they were going to make out.

"Blondie." Roy biffed the back of Artemis' head as he passed. 

"Stop!" She whined.

"Wally, Birdie." Roy scruffed up their hair. "So you guys are babysitting these ones?" 

"Yep." Tim replied, darting through after asking Dick for a phone charger.

"Well I consider myself pretty experienced with them." Roy bragged. 

"Great, I've only ever babysat Wally and birdie." Jay replied.

Artemis turned to Wally. "Robin's brother used to babysit you?"

"Well..." He shrugged. "Back in the day, Hood and RA used to Babysit me and Rob a lot. The bats would just babysit both of us when I came over."

"How often was that?"

Wally thought for a second. "Basically whenever my uncle couldn't take me, so a lot."

"He's a sad boy, he's been unofficially adopted into the clan." Hood replied. 

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"FREEZER! LASAGNA! FREEZER! LASAGNA!" Wally Chanted as M'gann removed a package from the freezer.

"FREEZER! LASANGA! FREEZER! LASAGNA! FREEZER LASAGNA!" Dick began chanting too.

"FREEZER! LASAGNA!" Artemis joined the two of them

The three teens had now encircled M'gann like pit of sharks, chanting as she preheated the oven and opened the cardboard box.

"What's all that noise?" Tim ducked in to check on the teens.

"FREEZER! LASAGNA! FREEZER! LASAGNA! FREEZER! LASAGNA!"

Tim left. 

Dinner was pretty good, each teen (Or supervising adult) took a helping of freezer lasagna and spread out to eat. The team (after some argument) put on one of the terrifying live-action Garfield movies to make fun of, but eventually got too scared and ended up watching Scott Pilgrim.

 Hearing his littlest brother yawn, Tim checked the clock, only to see it was about eleven thirty at night. "Alright everyone, Bed." He called.

"What? C'mon!" Wally moaned. 

"We didn't even agree on a curfew." Dick complained. Honestly, it was only the youngest three team members who had a problem with this. Kaldur, M'gann and Conner all admitted they were tired and went off to start getting ready for bed.

"Well it's almost midnight." Renegade, i.e Damian, stated. "You have no patrol, so go to bed."

"They're right, Birdie." Jason stretched with a slight moan. "IT's past you and your little team's bedtime."

"WE never even agreed on one though!" Artemis argued. "And it's not a bedtime! I usually stay up way later than this!"

"Blondie, Bed. Or I'm telling Ollie that you were being rude and disruptive." Roy taunted, enjoying this power

Artemis grumbled, kicked the couch, and strode off to go get changed. 

"You two as well." Tim yanked Wally and Dick up foo the couch. "Bed." The two mumbled and headed out, leaning on each other a little.

Immediately, Jason and Roy threw themselves on the couch and unpaused the movie. "Jay, why did you never tell me how fun that was?" Roy ordered. "You can just make vague threats at them and they just do what you say! It's awesome!"

"I know right? You're really good at them, Blondie's reaction was exactly what you want!"

Damian turned off the Livingroom lights. "You two aren't exempt. If you aren't out by one am I'm locking you in your rooms."

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