Hosts: *screaming*
Rainkeeper: NEW SANDERS SIDES VIDEO YAAAAASSSSS!!!
Kelp: THOMAS HEARD OUR PRAYERS!
Joy: OR OUR THREATENING LETTERS!
Nightflyer: You know, I think Sanders Sides is the one fandom we all have in common.
Hosts: *pauses*
Air: Well, other than Wings of Fire, yeah...
Seashell: You know, that's a good point....
Joy: Whatever.
Air: SO WE'RE GONNA ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS TODAY WHILE DOING A DARE!
Nightflyer: And I think we're just gonna keep the Q & A open for now cause we need something to do in our free time.
Rainkeeper: I can think of a few things for you to do in your free time *glances at corner where Sunny and Deathbringer's Cop Show, Air Force, and Joy Squad are sitting*
Hosts: *laugh nervously and sweat anxiously*
Seashell: MY moons, when did we become such bad procrastinators?
Air: I think it started when we sold our souls to fandoms and homework.
Nightflyer: AIR, remember when we talked about NOT selling our souls?
Air: Yeah yeah, BUT DESTIEL.
*players appear*
Fatespeaker: Do we actually get a dare totally or are we just bystanders again?
Clay/Riptide: *start chanting* Bystanders, bystanders, BYSTANDERS,
Joy: NOPE!
Air: *squeaks* Nope.
Air: *faceplants*
Joy: OH COME ON, THAT WASN'T EVEN ON NIGHTFLYER'S LIST OF YOUR SUPERNATURAL TRIGGERS.
Nightflyer: Granted, I didn't watch the last episode. I'll go update the list.
Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS, today we are gonna be kind.
All:........
Glory: You're gonna be what now?
Sunny: Wait.....YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE WORD KIND MEANS???
Air: Nightflyer?
Nightflyer: Kind. Having or showing a friendly, generous, and considerate nature.
Air: Yeah, we know what it means.
Tsunami: Yeah, but the fact that you said YOU GUYS are gonna be kind means that something is very VERY wrong.
Joy: No, it just means you all get to kill me while us hosts answer questions.
Players:........
Deathbringer: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Joy: You are all going to try to kill me and will be respawned after your inevitable deaths over and over again until I eventually die.
Kelp: *cringes* If I had hair, I'd be ripping it out from concern right now...
Joy: I know, but it's fine.
Riptide: What's the catch?
Joy: No catch.
Clay: LIAR!
Rainkeeper: FALSEHOOD!
Joy: Actually, no.
Peril:.......You're REALLY giving us permission to KILL you?
Joy: Yes.
Glory: Tihs feels like a trap, Starflight?
Starflight: *scanning the T or D Constitution*
Starflight: I mean, it DOES go against our contract, but at the same time it doesn't.... THIS DOCUMENT CONTRADICTS ITSELF.
Nightflyer: *gasps* How dare you, that document is flawless.
Starflight: If it's flawless then WHY DOES IT ALREADY HAVE AMMENDMENTS?
Air: BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY RECENTLY DECIDED THAT COWS COUNT AS PEOPLE TOO, OKAY?
Starflight/Nightflyer: *argue over contract/legal stuff*
Riptide: Oh screw this, I'm going for it. *attacks Joy*
Joy: *kills Riptide*
Tsunami: *screams*
Riptide: *respawns five feet away from where he died*
Joy: Riptide why?
Riptide: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Kelp: DAD WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
Tsunami: So....This is an actual thing.
Joy: Like all shit in this game, YES.
Players:.......
Deathbringer: I know I should have reservations about trying to kill my own daughter but this game HAS put us through hell and back, soooo
Glory: Exactly.
Players: *attacks Joy*
Joy: *attacks back*
Seashell: Well, now that that's started, let's begin the questions!
Air: ddrumheller asks "Kelp, what made you think that you could handle Joy? And what about her do you like?"
Kelp: Well drum, I'm glad you asked.
Joy: *cuts Fatespeaker's throat and accidentally sprays the hosts with blood*
Kelp:.... I can't handle her. She's a wild animal, never to be tamed. And I suppose that's one thing I like about her. She makes her own rules and follows no one else's. That can be risky and dangerous, but she's very level headed and I trust her choices.
Joy: *rips Clay's ear off*
Clay: *screams*
Kelp: Does that answer your question?
Air: Next, our friend GodzillaDaGamer asks "Which Godzilla kaiju would you want to be?"
Air: I'm sorry, but I don't know what those are.
Nightflyer: Hang on *googles*
Nightflyer: Okay, so it's like the monsters Godzilla fights.
Seashell: Oh them easy, I'm the Giant Octopus.
Rainkeeper: I'll be Methuselah, because I suppose I'm quadrepedal and spiky.
Kelp: I'm Varan because I'm a big iguana with fangs, webbed talons, and I can glide.
Air: I'll be Ebirah because he's describes as a giant lobster and I like that.
Nightflyer: Baragon, I guess? Kinda looks like a demagorg, so that's cool.
Joy: *slams fist* MOTHRA!
Air: HEY JOY!
Joy: *punches Deathbringer*
Joy: YEAH?
Air: ActiveArtist wants to know "how annoying are the other hosts on a scale from 1-10?"
Joy: *pauses* Ummmm
Sunny: *lunges*
Joy: *grabs Sunny by the throat and hits Starflight with her*
Joy: 10 being the most, Seashell is a 12.
Seashell: Bitch.
Joy: *kick's Fatespeaker's decapitated head at Seashell*
Joy: BACK ATCHA BITCH.
Joy: Kelp is a -7, he is my precious bae and is never annoying.
Kelp: *smiles*
Joy: Air is a 2 only because sometimes she talks too much about Supernatural.
Air: *gasps*
Joy: Sorry!
Joy: Rainkeeper, as my brother, you cannot possibly be below a 4. So I say 4.
Rainkeeper: I accept that.
Joy: And Nightflyer is a 3.
Rainkeeper: HEY!
Joy: *shrugs and goes back to fighting the DOD*
Air: GirlWarriorX wants "Joy to rank her top 10 favorite forms of torture, and who she last used them on."
Joy: Ah! Allow me to demonstrate!
Joy: Number 10? Noses. It might not work on Voldemort, but it does on everybody else. *takes two talons and claws them up Clay's nostrils*
Clay: *screams*
Joy: Now you pull *pulls forward*
Clay: *crying of pain*
Joy: Or twist
Clay: *shouts*
Joy: Your choice. Last used that one on Macaw. Number 9? Pressure points. Also used on Macaw.
Joy: Number 8, a classic, waterboarding. Think I used that on Chuck.
Air: YES.
Joy: Number 7, sleep deprivation. Pineapple. That was interesting.
Joy: 6, solitary confinement. Not satisfying enough for me, but effective. Pear's mother, I used that on before Rainkeeper killed her.
Rainkeeper: *laughs nervously*
Joy: 5, knife. Death by a thousand cuts, right? That was used on Fierceteeth if I'm not mistaken.
Joy: 4, Hot n cold. Thanks for the inspiration, Katy Perry. It's a series of being over heated and burned and then brought down to hypothermic levels and then back. You'd be amazed what that does to somebody. Used it on a Sandwing guard. Thorn agreed, so all is cool.
Joy: 3, bugs. Leeches, spiders, creepy crawlers, just unleash them all. Especially the fire ants. Sirocco screams like a baby.
Joy: 2 would be psychological torture. Highly manipulative, highly effective. The brain is fascinating like that. Don't think I've ever used it personally though. Yet.
Joy: And number one is just my personal and a classic. You get a bunch of toothpicks and a ball-peen hammer. Would you like to start with your fingernails or your toenails?
Air: Some_random_Leafwing asks "How are you feeling? Answer only with a song. Also, what side from sanders sides do you think you are?"
Air: Well, I am doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside. And I think I'm Roman, with some aspects of Patton.
Nightflyer: I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, I MEAN S-M-A-R-T. I'm Logan.
Rainkeeper: I don't hear nothing when you say it's gonna be OK, It's GONNA BE OKAY. I'm probably Patton in this scenario.
Seashell: I'm taking this life day by day, To be indifferent. I'd say.... I'm Deceit because I'm never there, but if I am, I probably have a cool hat.
Kelp: Because I'm happy Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.... I'd say Patton for me, or Virgil, cause I worry a lot....
Joy: I'm a killer, I'm a lover, I'm fine. I'm Remus 100%.
Air: MDragon453 wants to know "What are your most embarrassing moments?"
Hosts: *cringe*
Nightflyer: Walking back to my sleeping cave at JMA covered in pink paint, running to Starflight, and having to explain to my father that I let Air paint me.
Air: *laughs* I do not apologize.
Nightflyer: Why should you?
Joy: Okay, IN MY DEFENSE I WAS A BABY AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.
Rainkeeper: *already laughing*
Joy: One time I was feeding different foods to a monkey and it threw up on me and instead of washing it off or something I just changed my scales to match it and walked around with monkey barf on me and had vomit colored scales for the rest of the day.
Rainkeeper: *falls over laughing*
Joy: *growls and keeps fighting*
Air: One time I rolled in a mud puddle until I was completely brown, crowned myself with a tiara I made of reeds, and proudly declared myself Queen of the Mudwings.
Nightflyer: That's not so bad!
Air: Except that I was 5 and it wasn't mud.
Nightflyer: Oh. OH. *laughing*
Air: SHUT UP.
Kelp: I got a coconut stuck on my head and Seashell convinced me it would only come off if we stuck seaweed on top and let the seaweed dissolve it, so for a week I walked around with a seaweed coconut hat stuck on my head.
Seashell: *cackling*
Kelp: *scowls*
Rainkeeper: When I was two, I think, I broke out of dragonet daycare and followed Deathbringer around all day pretending to be his shadow and believing he couldn't see me. He practiced various fighting poses all day, knowing I was there, and I copied him. Glory fell off her throne laughing when I tried to copy the smug face though.
Hosts: *burst out laughing*
Air: THAT'S ADORABLE!
Rainkeeper: Shut up!
Seashell: One time I got scared of a seagull and hid in a palm tree for six days out of fear. Everybody tried to coax me out but I wouldn't leave until a seagull landed on the tree and I screamed and fell out.
Joy: *laughs*
Peril: *slips behind Joy and grabs her face with smoldering talons*
Joy: *screams, gets face melted off and dies*
Glory: That's not ironic at all...
Joy: *respawns*
Air: Finally, oh boy, GirlWarriorX asks us to "NAME EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF MEDIA YOU LIKE SO I CAN KEEP TRACK"
Players: *thinks of that list and run away screaming*
Hosts: *thinks*
Rainkeeper: Okay, I assume by that you meant fandoms and stuff so here goes nothing.
Hosts: Harry Potter, Wings of Fire, Sanders Sides, Castlevania, Divergent, Riverdale, Supernatural Throne of Glass series, Red Queen series, Maze Runner series, The Simpsons, Family Guy, F is for Family, Disenchanted, ACOTAR, Lorien Legacies, Starkid musicals, Broadway, P!ATD, Fall Out Boy, pretty much all classic rock bands, The Struts, Barns Courtney, Melanie Martinez, Imagine Dragons, memes, vines, Thomas Sanders, Star Wars, Radio Company, Glee, Lucifer, Good Omens, How to Get Away with Murder, This is Us, A Million Little Things, Friends, Stranger Things, What if, Tumblr, Vicious by V.E. Shwab, A Star is Born, the Greatest Showman, John Wick 1/2, Minecraft, Deadpool, Be more Chill, Misha Collins and the cast of Supernatural, the comedy of Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) George Carlin, Bo Burnham and Jeff Dunham, a small collected knowledge/ basic understanding of Sherlock, RWBY, the Hunger Games, Pokemon, Doctor Who, Tik Tok, the Marvel Universe, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, Shadowhunters, Merlin, The Fault in our Stars, Fortnight/ other video games, Game of Thrones, Markiplier, CinemaSins, PewdePie, JackSepticEye, South Park, Twlight, Five Nights at Freddie's, Gravity Falls, My little pony, Kingdom Hearts, HTTYD, Dear Evan Hansen, whatever anime Senpai is from, Charmed, The Walking Dead, Star Trek, The Office, Rick and Morty, Hamilton, and today's mostly hideous music.
Joy: There are probably at least ten we're forgetting, but there's a start.
Air: We'll answer the rest of your questions in the next dare!