(Btw... This is Jimin's theme music)
"And that's I spent my eighteen birthday and got the name bat baby". I said. "Mmm!". The man mumbles. "What?". I tilted my head. "You asked for my life story didn't you? I mean people are nosy like that". I said. Ok, so I'm lying. This man was minding his own business in his house til I knocked him out and tied him to his counter.
"I mean honestly... I had a great time minus the terrible sex but I enjoyed myself". I told him while eating a banana. "So question". I looked at him. "You wouldn't happen to have another home or anything like that right?". I asked. "And be honest cause I see the hickey on your neck and that means your cheating on your beautiful wife".
The man started to wiggle his body. "Calm down... I know I'm right". I rolled my eyes and took of the gag. "I-if I tell you, will you let me go?". He asked. "No". I replied. "You're going to die regardless". I told him. "Then I'm not telling you shit!". He yelled. "Funny". I looked at the window seeing a car. "Let's see what your wife says".
"DON... MMM!". I covered his mouth back up. "Don't act like you care for her now". I scoffed. "You're a dirty little cheater". I smirked. "Babe! You home!". His wife yelled. "Time to greet your wife". I whispered. "Mmm! Mmm!". He looked at me with pledging eyes. "God you're ugly". I said and hid somewhere. "Bi... Oh my god!". I saw her run to the counter.
"Are you ok!?!". She says. He was trying to tell her something but I was already behind her. "Hey". I said and she jumps. "Don't mind me, just trying to kill your husband". I said. "We have tons of money and jewels upstairs just leave us alone!". She yelled. "First off, your voice... Bring it to a two and second, I was going to rob y'all anyway". I said and she slapped me.
I clicked my tongue and rubbed my cheek. "See... I was just going to knock you out but...". I gave her a dark glare. "I like death better on you". I grabbed her throat and slammed her against a wall. "MMM!". The man screamed. "I'll just be a minute". I told him and started stabbing his wife.
I kept stabbing her over and over again while looking straight into her eyes. "Oh? You have hazel eyes". I said. "Neat". I giggled and dropped her body. "Clean, clean, clean". I began washing my hands in the sink, the blood off the floor, and the knife. "Ok!". I smiled and looked at the man. "And you get to play with ocean".
"Mmm?". The man gave me a confused look. "You haven't been paying attention to my story at all". I sighed getting my bag.
"This is ocean". I grinned swinging the bat around. "I just told you that my name is bat baby". I groaned. "Now... Homerun!". I brought my bat down to his head repeatedly and watched his head and brain fly everywhere. "Messy". I said and started cleaning the whole kitchen. "There! Spotless... And clean". I turned to the couple. "I technically did you two a favor".
After I robbed the couple, I went on my way. "Its only one in the morning". I pouted. "What now?". I tapped my chin. "Hello lovely". I turned seeing a man behind me. "What are you doing out here alone?". He asked and I smirked. I slowly walked up to him. "Just looking for fun... Know where I can find it?". I asked biting my lip.
"Follow me". He took my hand and led me to a car.
"Let's see if he's better then the last guy".