Still p tired

By alcesOmnified

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tw: i vent a lot in the book so watch out More

Boiiiiiiiiiii
haha how's this for a second part
eyyyyyyyy
lame one shot
eyyy it's another one
my boy shorts are twisted (rant)
encouragement?
????????1
so
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r r r r r r rrrrrgh
what a creep
d00des
happ lov day
vent (don't read pls)
hec k
h e l p
im so sorry
ech
wowza
hiccup
adam sandler
billy madison
GUYS
rhns
on the toilet again
h ey
lazy title
another reason to follow me
i
thsjs
grrr
RED ALERT
xhhdhssu
anD ANOTHER THING
TTTAAAAAVVVRROOOOOOSSSSSSSS
tAAAAVVRROOOOOSSSSS pt.2
angER
ghjssk
:^)
8^)
this is it
HeckiNG FINALLY
henlo
its past 3 am
RAP DADDY LIN WTF
fun fact
tw: feelings and vent
deleting later (tw: feelings)
well then
gonga use
things i love about some people :^)
give it
another fun fact
good morngi
uh b
alice
:) tw: sickness and minor feelings
PSA
i'm calling it "Define Human"probably
tagged an shit
hi
taghed
humanstuck au
hunanstuck part two
humanstuck PArt THREE ALMOST DONE
dig bicks
venting??? i guess
dumb rant
im so anger
MAD RANTING
birthday/christmas wishlist
hi
gross
my gay childhood lmao
UPCOMING STORY IDEAS
shoutout
hi (some ranting)
a song for m'lady
hey u h
hey uhhh
inspiration
im salty (rant)
tw: death, gore, and sexual harrasment
what the f u kc (venting)
personal
personal part two
a little somethin somethin
this bitch (short rant)
guess who's GAY
aspiring musician
soundcloud rapper
dnnfngjnk
irrelevant rant
(tw: everything unholy)
favorite character olympics
some blessed concepts
life update (tw: me being sad)
(tw: hillbillies, murder, drugs, and theft)
my list of near death experiences
TW: hardcore gay porn
third eye opened
OH YEAH
problemo (short rant)
A Day In The Life of Cody and Dennis
Another Fucking Day
part two
alright i guess
something i could make into a song
short psa
venting
VEnt???? OwO
another vent??? owO??
dear diary
saving for later
sowwy its a want UmU
writers block ggghhh
yet another shitty rap
basic analysis
topic
hello diary
the story so far
another lil rant
IMPROV (tw: it get's gross)
im emotional (storytime)
a small amount more
hm. interesting.
the worst rant of all
spoilers for the adventure time series finale
bröther
tw: opinion
tw: edgy
alien band
haha when u have math homework to make up so you
anime idea
pilot episode
more poopy song lyrics
some cool generators i found
how frozen should have been xd
PONYBOY

dear diary

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By alcesOmnified

yesterday i saw my best friend for the first time in a few months maybe even a year

anyway we went to hot topic because we're epic like that and she's really rich and edgy

i found some epic thot clothes

just a ton of shit i love dearly but would never wear in real life

like
•red pants
•leather gloves that go to my elbows (fingerless ofc)
•this monstrosity vvvv

i even tried these shits on (monstrosity gave me BIG UMCOMFORT HEHE my bobs too big and me nimpples were showing hahah)

the gloves and pants were epic tho i just didn't buy them because i'm BROKE 😎🤟

anyway my best fwiend was bullying me because i impulse shop too much and i was like "listen. LISTEN. when i see something red i just gh" and as a joke she called me a lup kinnie and i

i

i

was like goddamn you're right and she GH she didn't mean to call me out like that but shdhfhfj

when you

kin fictional character

when you

kin one of the most popular characters in the series

i'm the real junko enoshima headass

mmmmm. when she said that i just took a moment to look at myself emotionally spiritually and physically and physically i was holding a big fancy umbrella (impulse purchase) and i was wearing an all black outfit with a coral (red) dress and i was god DAMMIT

i hate her

LEAVE


myeah okay so basically everytime i impulsively wanted to buy something
•red
•leather
•ridiculous
•thot-like

that was the lup jumping out and i am FUCKING FUMING

my friend ask me "is she your favorite character?" and i say "no i like barry a lot wait god DAMNIT"

the lup jumped out


the worst part is that because im lup i am also legally obligated to be vriska because lup is vriska ki (dies instantly)

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