"Jump Street"
Texts between 'Oysterfield', 'Quinoa', 'Bata-Lonely' and 'Hoeland'.
Guys
Quinoa:
Hello
Oysterfield:
I'm here
Bata-Lonely:
What's up
I think I like Briar
In more than a friend way
Bata-Lonely:
That's not good
Quinoa:
I TOLD YOU SMH
Oysterfield:
Oh fuck dude
I KNOW OKAY
but I can't help it
Bata-Lonely:
You need to
She's your assistant
That's a no no
Oysterfield:
You can't help who you like
But it just had to be her
Quinoa:
This is some good tea
Piss off
Quinoa:
Ouch ☹️
What are you going to do about these feelings?
Oysterfield:
Yeah ^
I can't tell her
It's unprofessional
I'm going to pretend everything is fine
And that I don't have a massive crush on my assistant
Bata-Lonely:
Damn dude
Quinoa:
This sounds like a badly written teen movie
Oysterfield:
Sorry mate
haha oh no