Impractical Jokers Preference...

By SalVulcano

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What would it be like to be one of the girlfriends of the men from Impractical Jokers? Experience it for your... More

#1: You Both Act Like You Hate Each Other, But Secretly Like Each Other
#2: Your First Kiss
#3: He's Your College Roommate
#4: What You Make Him For His Birthday
#5: His Name In Your Phone
#6: Your Name In His Phone
#7: How He Proposes
#8: Your Wedding Day
#9: Your Wedding Song
#10: You're Sick (His P.O.V.)
#11: He's Sick (Your P.O.V)
#12: How He Hugs You
#13: How You Turn Him On
#14: How You Two Sleep
#15: You Go Skinny Dipping
#16: He Responds To A Nude Pic That Leaked On The Web
#17: You Paint His Nails Whlie He Sleeps
#18: Stuck In An Elevator
#19: Favorite Artist You Listen To
#20: Song Preference #1
#22: Q Imagines
#23: Murr Imagines
#24: Joe Imagines
#21: Sal Imagines
#25: Irresistible
#26: He's Crying
#27: Sneaking Out Of The Hotel
#28: He Talks In His Sleep
#29: His Nickname For You
#30: Your Nickname For Him
#31: Your Ex Shows Up At His House When You Aren't Home
#32: A Day At The Water Park
#33: You're His Ex and You're Getting Married (Part 1)
#34: You're His Ex and You're Getting Married (Part 2)
#35: You're His Ex and You're Getting Married (Part 3)
#36: You're His Ex and You're Getting Married (Part 4)
#37: You're In A Car Accident (Part 1)
#38: You're In A Car Accident (Part 2)
#39: You're Fighting and He Begs You To Stay
#40: "Now!" (His P.O.V.)
#42: Q x Reader
#43: Murr x Reader
#44: Joe x Reader
#41: Sal x Reader
#45: You Call Him Crying
#46: He Has To Kill A Bug For You
#47: He Pushes You Against The Wall
#48: He Gets Jealous
#49: PDA
#50: He Calls You Fat (Part 1)
#51: He Calls You Fat (Part 2)
#52: He Calls You Fat (Part 3: His P.O.V.)
#53: VS Trip
#54: Long Plane Rides
#55: You've Broken Up and You're Dating Another Celebrity
#56: Fans Ship You With Someone Else
#57: He Has A Nightmare
#58: Song Preference #2
#59: He Hits You (Part 1)
#60: He Hits You (Part 2)
#61: His Ex Shows Up When He Is Not Home
#62: He Sees You With No Makeup For The First Time
#63: He Thinks You're Gonna Break Up With Him
#64: You're Sad :(
#65: He's Your Brother's Best Friend (IJ x F.R.I.E.N.D.S.)
#66: Cold
#67: A Jal Vulgatto Funny Moment (#tbt)
#68: The Way He Looks At You...
#69: Song Preference #3
#70: He Hears You Singing In The Shower
#71: Smile
#72: He Gets Scared Of Something
#73: Eyes
#74: 3 A.M.
#75: The Boys Comment On Your Love Bites
#76: You Break Up
#77: He Wants You Back (Holiday Edition)
#78: You Tell Him That You're Pregnant
#80: You Go Into Labor
#81: You Give Birth
#82: Your First Day Home With The Baby/Babies
A few things...
#83: Picking Out A Christmas Tree
#84: Random Little Stories
#85: He Finds Your Old Wattpad Account 🤦🏻‍♀️
#86 The End.
#87: The Book Is Published, But....
#88: I'm back...

#79: Finding Out The Gender Of Your Baby

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Sal: "What do you hope it is?" you asked your husband, only seconds before you were going to find out. It was the typical question, and you were so nervous, that it was the only thing you could think to say. The doctor had left the room, and would be back at any moment to tell you the exciting news. "I don't care," he replied, knowing either way he'd been so excited for your son or daughter. "Me either," you agreed, as the door opened, and your heart felt like would explode. "So?!" The doctor smiled, "It's a girl."

Brian (Q): "A son," he whispered, as if the word wasn't real. It just wasn't something that he could really comprehend. He was still trying to get over the shock of your pregnancy, and now to learn it was a little boy, it all was very overwhelming. He was happy, but very overwhelmed. "We're having a little boy Brian," you said, trying to let it all sink in yourself. He looked at your stomach, and tried to picture the little boy who was growing in there. "I can't believe our son is in there. Our son. That's so odd to say."

James (Murr): It had seemed like a fun idea to wait to learn the gender of your child. To get a cake made by a baker, who had a note from your doctor that told her what it was. By the time you were holding the knife to cut the cake though, to see if the center was pink or blue, your nerves were awful, and you could not wait a moment longer. "I'm so excited!" you said, as James grabbed your hand, to help you cut the slice, in front of all of your closest friends and family. "Me too," he responded, as you both slowly cut into it, and crumbs began to fall. Pink crumbs. "It's a girl!"

Joe: "It feels like it's a boy," Joe told your doctor, as he looked at the screen, while you were getting your very first ultrasound. You had this feeling that you couldn't shake, that told you it was a little boy. Your doctor was shaking her head though. "So it's a girl?" he asked, feeling so happy to hear that he was going to have a daughter to spoil. The doctor shook her head once again. "What do you mean?" you asked, your heart shattering. Your mind thought the worse. "Don't panic. It's good. It's both!" "Twins?!"

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