Wanna be a Joker but be an Id...

By tiffanyaf

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Sis: Tiffany, do you feel that something is out of place in my profile picture? Me: ... Sis: What is it? Tel... More

preface
Ch. 1-Men from Mars and Women from Venus
Ch.2-How to put on clothes
Ch.3- Counting sheep
Ch.4- Perverted mind
Ch.5- I NEED WATER
Ch.6- Doraemon
Ch.7- Another Doraemon
Ch. 8-Just Looking
Ch.9- Flying
Ch.10- Meow
Ch.11- Red
Ch.12- Creepy dude
Ch.13- Kick
Ch.14-Misidentify
Ch.15- Pimples
Ch.16- Toilet
Ch.17- History and Horror
Ch.18- Stupidity
Ch.19- Terrible Senior
Ch.20- Tempting
Ch.21- Detention
Ch.22- Relationship
Ch.23- Wifi Sucks, You Swallow
Ch.24- Retarded
Ch.25- My Older Sister's Wrath
Ch.26- Too Lazy To Write Long Stuff
Ch.27- BURN
Ch.28- LOL
Ch.29- Free Signature
Ch.30- Ants
Ch.31- Suffocated
Ch.32- Cut..1..2..3
Ch.33- Zzzz....
Ch.34- Eh.
Ch.35- The Flamingos
Ch.36- Messing with my teacher
Ch.37- Gay
Ch.38- Annoying Sister
Ch.39- Quotation Marks
Ch.40- My diary
Ch.41- Amazing Voice. NOT.
Ch.42- It's Too Delusional
Ch.43- My Ex-Crush
Ch.44- BBM Chats
Ch.45- I'M SICK
Ch.46- Childhood Memories
Ch.47- The answer is 19 March
Ch.48- Night Routine
Ch.49- I still don't get it.
Ch.50- HA.HA.HA.
Ch.51- FARTS
Ch.52- FARTS PART 2
Ch.53- I can't sleep!
Ch.54- Everyone love updates!
Ch.55- Silence!
Ch.56- Wrong classroom
Ch.57- Mispelled
Ch.58- Kisses 4 u
Ch.59- Sighs
Ch.60- Chinese people speak english
Ch.61-Watching Mellow Movie
Ch.62- Fooling a 5 years old kid
Ch.63- WAYS TO TELL A STORY
Ch.64- OH, PUH-LEASE!
Ch. 65- Defeated
Ch.66- WHY???!!!
Ch.67- French
Ch.68- FLY BUTTERFLY FLY
Ch.69- BANG! SHOTGUN!
Ch.70- TAINTED
Ch.71- Seriously?!
Ch.72- My Name, goddamn it!
Ch.73- Again...
Ch.74- Doppelganger
Ch.76- AnEsexual
Ch.77- INSIDE MY MIND
Ch.78- DEAD
Ch.79- I messed up
Ch.80- Korea language be like
Ch.81- Advertisement
Ch.82- What do you think?
Ch.83- Eehh?!
Ch.84- Saints
Ch.85- Who gives a shit?
Ch.86- Late Reaction
Ch.87- Everybody be like...
Ch.88- FEEL THE PAIN
Ch.89- Haggling
Ch.90- Wi-Fi
Ch.91- Feel like it but don't
Ch.92- Morning.
Ch.93- Cutting sentences
Ch.94- Too much
Ch.95- Belly Bottom
Ch.96- Too early
Ch.97- What do you mean?
Ch.98- Death
Ch.99- Profile Pic
Ch.100- Line
Ch.101- One O One
THIS IS SUDDEN, I KNOW.
Ch.102- Necklace
Ch.103- BORED AF
Ch.104- MOOO...
Ch.105- THE END
a/n

Ch.75- EXPECTO PATRONUM

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By tiffanyaf

Ehem, first of all, I wanted to thank you guys for putting up with my lame jokes and sticking with me until this far. I hope you enjoyed reading every one of the chapters just like how I enjoyed writing every one of 'em.

Second of all, soon this book will get 3K readers because of ya all. WOHOOOO LET'S CELEBRATE PEOPLE. And thank you for the votes, again.

Last but not least, today is Saturday and there's an update for ya all!!! WOHOOOO.


Me: Mom, tomorrow is Monday. *sighs* I don't wanna go to school just yet.

Sis: You stupid, bro?

Sis: Today is a freakin--- *sighs* Whatever.

Mom: Tiffany, tomorrow is Friday and we'll be having Saturday and Sunday. So don't worry. There's still a long holiday to spend!

Sis: ...

Dad: Today is not Thursday! Today is Monday, Linda!

[Linda: my mom's name]

Dad: How could you all be stupid in counting days?

Sis: *sighs deeply*

Mom: Today is Thursday! Tiffany, agree with me!

Me: Today is Sunday, mom!

Sis: IDIOTS.

Mom: What did you just say, priscillia?

Sis: nothing.

Dad: What did you call your parents?

Sis: ....

Me: Sis, side with me! You think today is Sunday right?

Sis: ..

Mom: NO, TODAY IS THURS---

Dad: IT'S MON---

Me: STOP IT! IT'S A FREAKIN SUNDAY!

Sis: ENOUGH!

Dad: IT'S---

Sis: SATURDAY.

Mom: What?

Dad: Huh?

Me: I think you mispelled Sunday with Saturday, sis.

Sis: I did NOT!

Dad: So, we got another competitor?

Mom: Umm..

Sis: That's a fact! STOP THIS POINTLESS DISPUTE!

Me: So..... I won, huh?

Sis: What?

Mom: How is that---

Dad: Why?

Me: Because I chose the closest possiblity to Sis' answer.

Sis: Umm...WHAT?

Me: you know, I chose Sunday while Sis chose Saturday, so I won....right?

Mom: ....

Dad: No! That isn't fair!

Sis: Tiffany, the logical winner should be ME!

Me: NO! YOU ARE NOT EVEN JOINING IN THE DISPUTE!

Sis: THEN I'M IN! AND I WIN!

Me: NO, YOU ARE KICKED OUT!

Sis: THE WINNER IS FINAL! AND THAT'S--

Me: MEEEEE!!!!

Dad: ...

Mom: ...

Dad: I'm out.

Mom: Me too.

Me: awww, man, that's no fun.

Sis: Okay, the winner is me.

Me: Bah!

Me: I WIN. THE WINNER IS ME! INFINITY ME!


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