Wanna be a Joker but be an Id...

By tiffanyaf

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Sis: Tiffany, do you feel that something is out of place in my profile picture? Me: ... Sis: What is it? Tel... More

preface
Ch. 1-Men from Mars and Women from Venus
Ch.2-How to put on clothes
Ch.3- Counting sheep
Ch.4- Perverted mind
Ch.5- I NEED WATER
Ch.6- Doraemon
Ch.7- Another Doraemon
Ch. 8-Just Looking
Ch.9- Flying
Ch.10- Meow
Ch.11- Red
Ch.12- Creepy dude
Ch.13- Kick
Ch.14-Misidentify
Ch.15- Pimples
Ch.16- Toilet
Ch.17- History and Horror
Ch.18- Stupidity
Ch.19- Terrible Senior
Ch.20- Tempting
Ch.21- Detention
Ch.22- Relationship
Ch.23- Wifi Sucks, You Swallow
Ch.24- Retarded
Ch.25- My Older Sister's Wrath
Ch.26- Too Lazy To Write Long Stuff
Ch.27- BURN
Ch.28- LOL
Ch.29- Free Signature
Ch.30- Ants
Ch.31- Suffocated
Ch.32- Cut..1..2..3
Ch.33- Zzzz....
Ch.34- Eh.
Ch.35- The Flamingos
Ch.36- Messing with my teacher
Ch.37- Gay
Ch.38- Annoying Sister
Ch.39- Quotation Marks
Ch.40- My diary
Ch.41- Amazing Voice. NOT.
Ch.42- It's Too Delusional
Ch.43- My Ex-Crush
Ch.44- BBM Chats
Ch.45- I'M SICK
Ch.46- Childhood Memories
Ch.47- The answer is 19 March
Ch.48- Night Routine
Ch.49- I still don't get it.
Ch.50- HA.HA.HA.
Ch.51- FARTS
Ch.52- FARTS PART 2
Ch.53- I can't sleep!
Ch.54- Everyone love updates!
Ch.55- Silence!
Ch.56- Wrong classroom
Ch.57- Mispelled
Ch.58- Kisses 4 u
Ch.59- Sighs
Ch.60- Chinese people speak english
Ch.61-Watching Mellow Movie
Ch.62- Fooling a 5 years old kid
Ch.63- WAYS TO TELL A STORY
Ch.64- OH, PUH-LEASE!
Ch. 65- Defeated
Ch.66- WHY???!!!
Ch.68- FLY BUTTERFLY FLY
Ch.69- BANG! SHOTGUN!
Ch.70- TAINTED
Ch.71- Seriously?!
Ch.72- My Name, goddamn it!
Ch.73- Again...
Ch.74- Doppelganger
Ch.75- EXPECTO PATRONUM
Ch.76- AnEsexual
Ch.77- INSIDE MY MIND
Ch.78- DEAD
Ch.79- I messed up
Ch.80- Korea language be like
Ch.81- Advertisement
Ch.82- What do you think?
Ch.83- Eehh?!
Ch.84- Saints
Ch.85- Who gives a shit?
Ch.86- Late Reaction
Ch.87- Everybody be like...
Ch.88- FEEL THE PAIN
Ch.89- Haggling
Ch.90- Wi-Fi
Ch.91- Feel like it but don't
Ch.92- Morning.
Ch.93- Cutting sentences
Ch.94- Too much
Ch.95- Belly Bottom
Ch.96- Too early
Ch.97- What do you mean?
Ch.98- Death
Ch.99- Profile Pic
Ch.100- Line
Ch.101- One O One
THIS IS SUDDEN, I KNOW.
Ch.102- Necklace
Ch.103- BORED AF
Ch.104- MOOO...
Ch.105- THE END
a/n

Ch.67- French

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By tiffanyaf

M: Tiffany, say je'taime

Me: jetame?

M: je'taime.

Me: I can't speak french! goddamn it!

M: excusez moi?

Me: The fuck is that?

M: It means excuse me you idiot.

M: comment ça va?

Me: Teaching me French is pointless.

M: Just try say it!

Me: comment sa fa?

M: ugh.


M: let me test you, what is the french of thank you?

Me: arigato.

M: The fuck.


M: You are seriously hopeless.

Me: I don't understand French and I don't care.

M: comment ça va?

Me: comment sa fa?

M: Au revoir.

Me: what the hell is that again?

Me: au refor?

M: Je'taime.

Me: ...

M: SAY IT ALREADY!

Me: .....WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!




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