#rantable

Da yagirlzuzu

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i mean i'm only here to argue Altro

before i rant
crushes...
racism
lana del rey
heavy metal n hardcore n ish
fangirls
judgemental
age gaps in fanfics
wattpad problems
girl problems
slut shaming *TW*
(TW) ableism x neurotypicals
more fuckboyness??
"Bitch"
SHUT UP ABOUT UR OPINION
glasses!
black ppl hair
cultural appropriation part one.
cultural appropriation part two
i am femINIST AND lAGAINSY MENINISM!!1212!2
lana del rey!!!!!!!!!
about me...
...
whaaaatt? what
mini rants about boys
transformation
spanish boyz again!
exterminate neurotypicals 2015 -- TW
poc speaks hell yeah hell yeah
writing skills
thanks
kid @ camp
dont judge challenge
bitch, hoe, slut, whore
campboi
love from a black girl's pov
mariah noticed me
kylie jenner
#whitegirlsdoitbetter
insta arguments
im big blonde and beautiful
jack gilinsky(tw i think- vERY sexual content)
jack gilinsky again!!!!
IM ANNOYED
"i'm gay for..."
angry black ppl
WHAT
jack or jack
mom
wattpad
boys fr
your fave is problematic
papi chulo
body positive
friends and media/politics
honeymoon *go listen NOW*
friends and media/politics pt. 2
hairspray!
LORD
how to become "popular" on wattpad
NO
morning routine
inner happiness && soul
YSSHDJDF
lana!!!
not ur body, not ur problem
MOM
stats on wattpad
yooooo
IM ON THE WATCH YALL
cute convos with holly
lesson of the day
i hate
bindi
high by the beach
backtrack
OKAY
ughh
KAITLYN JENNER IS A WOMAN
downgrade??
"i wish that i could wake up with amnesia" TW
oh
!!
fuck tha police - nwa
oh
its lit
i took hella long but
i'm kinda excited
ughhh
god bless
it's up!! *pls read*
what the fcuk
men
types of fanfics i hate
guys
this is so ugh tw
im still pissed
Straight ppl
BEAUTY BEHIND THE MADNESS TOUR
:')
nonono
i only date white girls part 1
i only date white girls part 2
i only date white girls part 3
AYYEEEE
LIT AS SHIT
pity party
well
WHAYGEIFDFGJODGRFDFG
lmao
shade n school
ask fm
school series: first day
virginity
immigrants
masturbation
smfh
smutttt
ffffuckiinggg fight me
fuckboy talking out of turn
masturbation
SIX K
harryy
uh yeah
funny
school series: papi chulo who's white
9/11
white feminists
art hoe tag
#freethenip
guys
soccer n my dad
tag thingy
ugh
things today
fav songs
shitty day
HONEYMOON
okay wtf is today
honeymoon
!!
ah
this hoe
rantable 2.0
sO
school series: latin is ok
youtube!!!
u got games on ur phone ???
IM DONE
things i hate while reading smut
ABOUT RANTABLE 2.0
jeremy mcdole
flexing ?
september favorites
okay back ten or more steps out
fall into fall tag
new books
new york
annoying religious people
im so tired
cute white boy
alright.
asian fetish
respect.
damn you
SIENA
kinks!
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY
the mirabellas : ts3
holly owns u now
the n word
birthday party
SIT ON MY FACE
damn you but that's not the point!
nope
smh
nice
so
not working
wtf
old disney tag
just sayin
fall tag as heck
internet fame
what the fuck
do u guys remember
today was p bomb
me n my gayness
THIS IS FUCKING HALLOWEEN
IM A BUNNY
HALLOWEEN AT SCHOOL
just-a-rant
youtube!!
belated
idk
THE DOCTOR
im really happy and sad
LAST CHAPTER

my dream

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Da yagirlzuzu

so i had a dream today or last night idk it was either early in the morning or last night but anyways i wrote it down and now i'm typing it. this shit was long guys.


09.27.15 - the dream started with me and my mom. we were going to one of those "ghetto" markets and i don't fully remember what my mom said but i feel like she said we were gonna split up but still be in the same store. of course, i got lost and went to the store next door with my irrelevant ass. then i was looking for my mom and getting all stressed out since she wasn't there. i asked a few employees for help and they gave me this huge cuban cigar to "relieve my stress." i was scared af to smoke it bc cigs are addictive and can kill you, but of course i did it anyways lmao. 

then i hid it because my mom was approaching, but she wasn't mad that i got lost like i thought she'd be. we then drove home and i continued to smoke the somehow still lit cigar in my room (it's lit fam). i then heard knocking on my door and it was my dad. i rushed to hide the cigar and broke off pieces of it so the shit wouldn't catch fire. i hid it in the dresser underneath my tv.

then it switched to latin class. i remember staying there after school with my friends jackie and melissa. students came in and out and my latin teacher had some weird ass way of tracking them, but jackie and i stayed there for so long, talking to the teacher and studying the map of rome or something. 

then it switched to my room and i specifically remember jackie and leah being there and my other friend nana and a few other friends being there too. i was on my ipod and then my mom came in, demanding the ipod password. but i denied that bitch entry and tried to hide my ipod. she eventually left- god bless. 

leah started asking for the charger but i needed to use it so jackie took the charger and hid it from leah. leah was complaining though, so jackie gave it to her. i rejected at first, but then i was like, "oh it's okay."

then we switched to school. i was walking up the stairs with danielle and a bunch of other people in the school to the new fourth floor (they literally added a new floor this is not a game). everyone thought that the fourth floor was going to be more rooms for classes but surprisingly, it was a starbucks!!(that students were actually able to go to!!!) a lot of people were excited, and so was i, but it didn't show as much. everyone wanted to order something since there were employees and bars there already, but the employees denied bc we needed to listen to an announcement. 

so we headed outside onto the grass. it was a really nice n sunny day. THE CUTE WHITE BOY WAS THERE(the one i stayyy ranting about) and he was in the middle of the circle being all authoritative i was like yess go papi u da boss. lmao anyways.

he started talking about what he liked in girls even though that had nothing to do with what everyone thought the announcement was finna be about. he said,

"i like it when yall wear them crop tops."

all the girls were literally leaning in to listen to him bc everyone knew he was a sexy ass motherfucker who needs to back that ass up into my life. anyways, then he said, "and those a1 skirts."

HE LITERALLY SAID A1 KIJFDFDSF

so thEN EVERY FUCKING GIRL WEARING A SKIRT INCLUDING ME(I BARELY WEAR SKIRTS FUCK U THOUGHT THIS WASSS LMAO) PULLED THEIR SKIRT UP TO MAKE IT SHORTER. he looked a lil grossed out since we were mostly 12-14 and he was probably 16-18. then he ended his announcement and my friend kim and i started walking together and i said, 

"i don't know why all the girls pulled up their skirts (hypocrite ass bitch). it's not like he was gonna be like, 'ayeee but look at those hot fourteen year old girls.'" 

i was laughing, but kim seemed to fake smile and i figured her humor wasn't as... out there as mine. then i went back inside to the starbucks and my mom was there. for some reason, we all had to stay overnight in the school's Starbucks.

we got our dinners and my mom decided to sit at a table with some guy. there were drops that looked like blood on the table, but my mom didn't seem to notice, so i continued eating my dinner, trying to avoid mixing blood in with my food lmao. 

the guy was playing a song off his mixtape that went: "daddy's not right." ngl, it was pretty fire. for some reason, i thought, 'maybe i should send these lyrics to papi chulo' (if u guys know that papi chulo is code name then ur some avid readers of this book congrats). but idk why i thought that, but i was contemplating whether i should send the lyrics to him or not, literally just tapping and untapping the box next to his name on snapchat. but i still hadn't made a decision by the time it was time for us to go to bed.

that was one weird and long ass dream guys. even weirder, i remember the dream, which is odd, but i definitely didnt wanna forget it so i added it to my dream journal. 

lmaoo i told my friend this dream and she was like:

"this is weird, what did u do before bed that caused you to have this dream? did you drink loco hot cocoa?"

(hanny montanny reference)

and then she said "even when i'm high, i don't have weird dreams."

lmaoo lowkey wanna dream again with the white boy in the dreams bc ayee. btw i havent been on alll dayy i've been on my other account. 

and tomorrow is my booboo's birthday.

#zuzaf



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