for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: lipstick review except it's cum
Dazai: my stomach is in peril
Chuuya: good
Ango: good
Kouyou: Good
Kunikida: Good
Akutagawa: Good
Atsushi: good
Sigma: Good
Teruko: So we are ignoring Nikolai?
Tecchou: it's for the best
Tachihara: guys be so real right now
Tachihara: is it too soon for a wilbur soot and shelby roleplay
Atsushi: ABUSE IS ALWAYS TOO SOON
Tachihara: yeah but what if we consented
Tanizaki: i did not consent
Tachihara: perfect we're halfway there
Q: kind of real
Verlaine: um WHAT
Poe: oh
Lucy: STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Q: finally.
Akutagawa: Okay edgelord
Naomi: You know it's bad when Akutagawa calls you an edgelord
Kunikida: Swiftly moving on
Nikolai: ALASTOR IS SO ME HES SUCH A SILLY GUY
Dazai: actually i'd say alastor is more fyodor
Nikolai: .
Dazai: you're more like vox
Nikolai: WHY
Chuuya: you're the type to be friends with a sexual predator
Fukuchi: Uno reverse
Chuuya: i am NOT friends with Mori
Mori: He didn't even mention me :(
Elise: PEDO
Mori: :(((
Dazai: deserved
Gin: Mori is Valentino
Mori: :((((
Fyodor: cry
Higuchi: Chuuya is like Husk and Dazai is Angel Dust
Dazai: i don't know whether to feel glad or hurt
Chuuya: if we look really deep into his complex character it makes sense but on the surface you're just a slut
Dazai: okay what the fuck. at least i'm not an alcoholic cat who loses at gambling and can't feel love
Chuuya: don't psychoanalyse me you freak
Dazai: YOU DID IT TO ME???
Chuuya: i'm allowed to
Kunikida: Atsushi is Charlie and Akutagawa is Vaggie
Yosano: i personally relate to niffty
Ranpo: sigma is sir pentious
Sigma: What the fuck
Ranpo: you both see yourself unworthy after being told you're useless by someone you looked up to and you're accepted into a new place and also you have sucked at being a villain
Sigma: Okay fair point
Kyouka: And you both like cookies
Sigma: TRUE THAT
Tanizaki: if atsushi is charlie then i understand verbalase
Tachihara: ahem
Tanizaki: after that wilbur soot stunt you're lucky i'm still with you
Tachihara: UGH
Nikolai: dear reader i would like to express that what wilbur soot did is not and never will be okay and do NOT copy his actions and make it into sexual role play
Tachihara: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO
Nikolai: never mind
Fyodor: i like alastor, but who is lucifer
Kouyou: It needs to be someone short with family issues and depression and/or autism
Poe: sounds like ranpo
Ranpo: FUCK YOU
Poe: :(
Ranpo: i'm sorry bae i didn't mean it
Higuchi: That makes Poe Lilith
Poe: :)
Gin: I think we all know who Adam is
Tachihara: real
Tachihara: it's kunikida with his ideals
Tanizaki: kunikida isn't even close to adam
Jouno: bro is in denial
Tachihara: I AM NOT ADAM
Gin: Adam's the type of guy to turn the Wilbur Soot situation into a sex idea
Tachihara: YKNOW WHAT
Tachihara: AT LEAST I MADE IT TO HEAVEN
Jouno: bro should NOT be there
Tachihara: STOP SAYING BRO YOURE LITERALLY VELVETTE
Jouno: bro thinks that's an insult
Higuchi: Gin is Lute and Hirotsu is Zestial
Hirotsu: Thy art thy mother
Jouno: bro does NOT know shakespearean
Ranpo: fukuzawa is carmilla carmine
Teruko: Who am I??
Sigma: A disappointment
Teruko: ILL KILL YOU
Sigma: You failed once, maybe even several times, try me
Jouno: bro does NOT know what he's getting into
Akutagawa: Sigma is going suicidal
Dazai: THATS MY THING WHAT THE FUCK
Nikolai: anyways does anyone want to hear about how i thought about my lipstick review
Chuuya: no
Fukuzawa: No
Lucy: NO
Ango: god no
Verlaine: go on then
Nikolai: so i was watching an asmr lipstick review of fenty beauty and i thought what if there was a white lipgloss then thought of cum and i was like "woah that sounds like such a good idea"
Chuuya: how the fuck is cum lipstick a good idea
Fyodor: it's probably moisturising
Nikolai: AND it tastes good
Jouno: bro had NOT tasted cum before
Nikolai: i actually have
Tecchou: he probably drank his own cum
Nikolai: fyodor's and sigma's actually!! and also fukuchi
Sigma: You WHAT
Fukuchi: HUH
Fukuzawa: ?
Fukuchi: I SWEAR THIS WAS NOT CONSENSUAL
Tachihara: wow i'm starting the realise how messed up wilbur soot was
Teruko: Jump off a cliff
Tachihara: slag
Nikolai: does anyone want to know what the doa's cum tastes like???
Lucy: NO
Atsushi: NO
Kyouka: NO
Kenji: What's cum??
Nikolai: OH ILL TELL YOU
Fukuzawa muted Nikolai for 24 hours