for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: if you were a beetle battle king what would your stage name be
Fyodor: the one and oni dustyvesky
Dazai: slay queen drop out warrior
Chuuya: nah you would be bitch boy bisexual
Dazai: okay ouch
Fukuchi: NO ONE CAN TOP ME :DDD
Yosano: suck on my 8======D
Fukuchi: Suck on your what?
Ranpo: 8====D < smiley face
Fukuchi: Oh! I love 8===D
Fukuzawa: Ochi...
Tachihara: ALERT ALERT FIRST NAME BASIS OLD MAN YAOI IS CONFIRMED
Poe: maybe we shouldn't bombard them with questions...
Dazai: HAVE YOU GUYS FUCKED
Poe: or not
Tanizaki: IS IT TRUE LOVE??
Kyouka: Are you going to get married?
Kenji: AND HAVE CHILDREN??? :D
Elise: Don't be silly Kenji they can't have babies!
Kenji: Why not? D:
Atsushi: Fukuchi has already had his menopause
Akutagawa: Men have menopauses??
Atsushi: yeah babe you should look it up
Akutagawa: Okay I will
Chuuya: dumbass
Hirotsu: I'm sure you guys will be very happy with each other, dare I say it was long overdue for some old man yaoi
Haruno: PREACH HIROTSU
Tecchou: is akutagawa still researching
Jouno: give him a break, he's not that dumb
Akutagawa: Atsushi
Atsushi: yes my darling goth mommy
Poe: crazy
Akutagawa: Why did I only get mpreg on my search
Atsushi: maybe you searched it up wrong
Akutagawa: No. I searched up "Can men get impregnated" and a My Hero Academia Bakudeku fanfic popped up
Atsushi: you're so silly babe, it's not like i asked you to read it
Akutagawa: I thought that was what you were referring to so I read it
Atsushi: oh
Akutagawa: What is knotting? Do you also go into heat??
Atsushi: OKAY I WAS JUST GASLIGHTING YOU BUT NOW ITS A LITTLE TOO PERSONAL
Ranpo: well... do you?
Atsushi: NO
Dazai: what if the reason your tiger is out of control is because it's horny
Chuuya: get it some tiger dick
Atsushi: GUYS
Teruko: Do YOU go into heat as well??
Fukuzawa: Let's not continue this discussion.
Yosano: okay so likeeee
Yosano: how is sex with fukuchi
Fukuchi: Wonderful!! :D
Fukuzawa has muted Fukuchi for 24 hours
Fukuzawa: So Atsushi, what is being in heat like?
Atsushi: SIR????
Kunikida: I should write this down
Sigma: Write what down exactly? That Fukuzawa gets good dick or that Atsushi has a roaring pussy
Nikolai: that is the most unhinged thing i've ever heard you say sigma
Sigma: I've had enough at this point
Fyodor: i mean the threesome is always open
Kunikida: Excuse me?
Fyodor: or foursome. i don't care.
Nikolai: definitely threesome, i imagine kunikida would start rapping his ideals as he ejaculayes
Tachihara: until he what
Nikolai: ejakculr
Nikolai: ejaculte
Nikolai: wjaculte
Nikolai: ejactulates
Fyodor: almost there babe
Nikolai: ejaculates
Sigma: Do you want a fucking medal
Nikolai: yes :D
Nikolai: why did autocorrect not help me with that word
Chuuya: maybe it's because you're SINNING
Fyodor: nuh uh, you're sinning with that awful hat
Chuuya: that hat was a GIFT
Fyodor: i hope you kept the receipt
Q: guys i have someone begging to join, he's in the basement with me
Chuuya: do NOT add him
Q added Verlaine to the chat!
Verlaine added Rimbaud to the chat!
Verlaine: HEY GUYS WHATS UP
Chuuya: jesus wept
Verlaine: JESUS ALWAYS WEEPS WHEN HE SEES ME BECAUSE OF MY FABULOUS HAIR
Chuuya: stfu
Rimbaud: Hey friends!! Please ignore my husband
Dazai: i haven't forgiven verlaine since he ate all the cocktail sausages at our wedding
Verlaine: i was peckish
Dazai: THERE WERE TWO HUNDRED
Verlaine: YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT
Chuuya: rimbaud hogged the heater
Rimbaud: Why did you have to get married in November
Dazai: costs were down
Q: "look chuuya, it's snowing in november!"
Ranpo: IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Kunikida: You are the literal mafia why do you need to keep the costs of a wedding down
Dazai: cost of living is going up, my mental health is going down, it was time to party horizontally
Tecchou: is that a euphemism for sex
Chuuya: no he did the worm in the middle of the dance floor and bruised both of his knees and gave himself a nose bleed
Naomi: Valid
Verlaine: it was quite fun!!
Chuuya: you did nothing but whine
Verlaine: brother why must you betray me
Chuuya: because you're french
Verlaine: understandable have a nice day
Ango: good lord what did i miss
Verlaine: ango.
Ango: fuck no