for the love of god play nice
Nikolai: THE WORLD FAMOUS BOOGIE WOOGIE WU WILL COME TO YOU
Nikolai: SLUMBER PARTIES, SLEEPOVERS, INTIMATE NIGHTS
Fyodor: WHATEVER THE OCCASION FOR THE MIDNIGHT HOUR
Fyodor: HE WILL GLADLY COME AND FUCK THAT SHIT UP
Gin: Nikolai is so ICP coded
Kyouka: What's ICP?
Gin: Insane Clown Posse
Kyouka: Oh I love their songs, perfectly resembles my thoughts
Atsushi: uh
Atsushi: okay
Akutagawa: Chuuya is Arctic Monkeys coded
Higuchi: Dazai is Melanie Martinez coded
Jouno: that is so true ong
Tecchou: he's unique like her
Dazai: somehow that feels backhanded
Tecchou: it was
Chuuya: don't diss the queen
Tecchou: no melanie is unique in a cool way, dazai is unique in the admission to a mental hospital way
Chuuya: that's actually accurate
Dazai: WHY AM I GETTING SLANDERED
Fyodor: L bozo
Dazai: shut up rasputin coded rat
Fyodor: is that a russian joke
Dazai: what do you think smartass
Nikolai: diss him again and i'll have your head on a spike.
Dazai: BORING
Chuuya: dazai listen
Chuuya: i actually kind of like you so how about you don't anger the serial killer clown and shut your trap
Dazai: GASP you like me???
Chuuya: no. keep talking i don't care anymore
Kunikida: I don't know how you managed to marry that man
Tanizaki: instead of saying his vows after chuuya, he pulls out an uno reverse card with a shit eating grin
Naomi: That's actually a funny joke brother
Tanizaki: GO AWAY NAOMI
Haruno: Don't shout at Naomi
Tanizaki: she's literally my sister
Gin: Tbf Ryuunosuke shouts at me for using all of the hot water in our apartment
Tanizaki: SEE?? GIN AND AKUTAGAWA SHARE A HOUSE AND YALL ARE COMING FOR ME??
Akutagawa: I will kill you
Tachihara: technically all of us share a house, it's hard getting a house when your credit score is zero
Teruko: Who lives in your house then?
Tachihara: both akutagawas, higuchi, hirotsu, kajii and chuuya
Kouyou: I used to live with Kyouka but now I live on my own in an apartment
Mori: I live in an undisclosed place
Ranpo: damn that's a lot of people. what if you guys want to fuck or smth
Higuchi: We have thick walls thank god
Akutagawa: The only noise complaint I have is Chuuya's drunk calling. He literally shouts at the top of his voice to Dazai
Chuuya: AND HE NEVER PICKS UP
Dazai: that's usually because i'm ASLEEP
Nikolai: asleep schmleep i ALWAYS answer dos-kun's phone calls
Chuuya: SHUT UP
Tanizaki: i mean i live with naomi but i'm only 18 so...
Atsushi: i live with kyouka so it's kind of hard to get alone time
Kyouka: Ew
Atsushi: NOT LIKE THAT
Dazai: I LIVE ON MY OWN, LIKE A FREE MAN
Hirostu: Didn't I see your sorry excuse of an ass in our house two nights ago?
Tachihara: LMAOOO GET REKT DAZAI
Dazai: i think you're hallucinating old man
Gin: No Hirotsu's right, I saw you sneaking out at 6 am
Dazai: WHY WERE YOU AWAKE
Sigma: I used to live in my casino but now I live with Kunikida for convenience
Kunikida: Tachihara is always welcome to move in but he said he would miss his friends
Tachihara: DON'T EXPOSE ME
Higuchi: That's so precious Tachihara
Tachihara: STOP
Fyodor: Nikolai and I live together too
Nikolai: ITS SO ROMANTIC
Kajii: nothing you guys do is romantic
Nikolai: NOT TRUE I BRING HIM TEA EVERY MORNING
Kajii: let me guess, laced with cyanide?
Nikolai: NO
Fyodor: he actually doesn't. guess you don't know us at all
Dazai: oh trust me, we don't. you're an enigma
Kenji: I also live with Kunikida!!
Ranpo: he's literally your father fr
Tachihara: daddy
Kunikida: TACHIHARA