for the love of god play nice
Dazai: that was such a dramatic time
Chuuya: but mission shin soukoku accomplished
Nikolai: ah how i love romance! remember when i gave you a rose dos-kun?
Fyodor: i remember that well my dear, it was laced with poison
Nikolai: so you DO remember!
Tachihara: whaddafuck
Sigma: Tell me about it.
Kunikida: Are you not a romantic?
Sigma: Not when it involves death like those two lunatics, Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum try to kill each other in every possible way
Dazai: been there done that
Chuuya: yeah i vividly remember you planting a bomb under my car the night of our wedding before running away for 4 years
Yosano: oh!
Dazai: yeah lmao that was funny
Nikolai: OMG LETS DOUBLE DATE
Dazai: absolutely fucking not
Chuuya: you guys are literal nutcases that have tried to kill us on multiple occasions
Fyodor: when did you lose your fun streak?
Chuuya: when you joined this god forsaken group chat
Fyodor: ah poo
Tachihara: GIN I NEED HELP
Gin: What do you want
Tachihara: WHAT COLOUR BANDAGE FOR MY DATE???m
Gin: Pink you twink
Tachihara: i'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that and pick blue
Gin: Why ask
Tachihara: i wanted you to feel included because you're lonely
Gin: I have Higuchi
Akutagawa: Higuchi tell me you aren't banging my sister
Kyouka: Tell me you aren't banging my brother figure
Atsushi: it's more like the other way round but yknow
Haruno: WHAT
Tanizaki: CRYING AND THROWING UP
Dazai: I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
Kunikida: Too much information Jesus Christ
Sigma: Don't pretend you haven't done the same thing.
Ranpo: HELP??? WHY SO MUCH INFORMATION
Poe: this is awful
Naomi: ATSUSHI IS A TOP???
Chuuya: what? short people can't top?
Dazai: i'm gonna shut my mouth for this one
Atsushi: CHUUYA TOPS???
Dazai: we SWITCH
Ranpo: LMAOOO I FEEL THAT
Poe: ranpo!
Ranpo: hehe
Gin: I've learned too much. My brother is a twink.
Akutagawa: I've learned my sister is fucking a girl and that my idol is a bottom
Dazai: SWITCH
Elise: Can you imagine being gay? Disgusting
Kenji: Why are you so homophobic?
Elise: Shut up cow boy
Kyouka: I'll kill you
Elise: Try me
Mori: Okay kids let's not fight, I'll buy you Robux!
Elise: I'm sorry Kyouka and Kenji
Kenji: We're sorry too
Fukuzawa: I have to do that to Ranpo sometimes too
Ranpo: okay let's not embarrass me in front of my boyfriend
Poe: i do the same thing sir
Ranpo: hush bae
ultimate babes threesome
Kunikida: Michizou why did you name this groupchat... that
Sigma: It's... interesting
Tachihara: because we're hot babes and we're poly
Kunikida: I mean fair enough
Sigma: When are we leaving for dinner Doppo?
Kunikida: I'll pick Michizou up first and then you at around 7 pm
Tachihara: i'm so excited i could pee myself
Sigma: Please don't
Tachihara: there won't be any stopping me if you show up in a suit
Kunikida: He has a point Sigma, I may have what Dazai calls a "gay panic" if I see you in a suit
Sigma: Nikolai took me clothes shopping and he was insistent on this white suit. He said I look like James Bond. Whoever that is.
Tachihara: foaming at the mouth, on my knees, begging for your juicy thighs
Sigma: My thighs?
Tachihara: i'm a thigh guy
Kunikida: Noted.
for the love of god play nice
Fukuzawa: I'm renting out a cinema screen so we can all meet up and watch a movie, what movie?
Dazai: whatever you do, don't ask Chuuya
Chuuya: THE BOY AND HIS DOG
Dazai: sigh. the same movie every time.
Chuuya: SHUT UP DAZAI I WANNA SEE DOGS
Atsushi: Homeward bound! It's got dogs AND cats
Akutagawa: I'll watch whatever Atsushi wants
Gin: Gross
Akutagawa: Shut up wench
Gin: Twink.
Akutagawa: Pussy eater
Gin: Dick sucker
Ranpo: you're both dumb af but you're not ready for that conversation
Naomi: We'd never be like that Junichiro
Tanizaki: precisely
Akutagawa: That's because we don't fuck each other pervs
Tanizaki: I DO NOT FUCK MY SISTER
Kouyou: bro.