It's been two weeks since Thea and I have been at Raw. Tonight, we're going to be making our return.
*Middle of the show*
Austin Theory is making his way down to the ring.
Saxton: Here we go it's time for the number one contender match to see who will face Finn Balor at Backlash for the United States Championship. Austin Theory and Alex Johnson are going to tear down the house.
Graves: I know I've been hard on Alex in the past but ever since his win at Wrestle Mania against Travis Crawford he's been on a tear.
*End of Match*
Alex threw Theory into the corner and while he's running to hit a corner move, Theory moves the ref into the way and Alex goes crashing into him. Theory waits for Alex to turn around to hit him with a clothesline but Alex dodges and hits a cutter. He's about to get the ref to wake up but stops when he sees Thea walking down the ramp. Moments later I came from under the ring and attacked him from behind. Theory was up and watched the ambush and when I was finished, I gave Theory the thumbs up and he hit Alex with ATL. I got the ref up and he made the 3 count.
Saxton: Alex Johnson just got robbed.
Graves: C'mon Saxton the guy is a loser. Did you really expect him to beat Austin Theory?
Saxton: Weren't you just talking good about Alex earlier?
Graves: Saxton shut your mouth. Travis Crawford is back and he's taking the trash out.
I got back into the ring and got on top of Alex while he was still down and started to throw punches at him. I got him up and threw him to the outside of the ring. When he hit the ground Thea kicked him a few times in the side and stomach, then I picked him up and connected with a Razors Edge to the ring apron.
Saxton: That's the hardest part of the ring. Someone needs to check on Alex to make sure he's okay.
I got down on the ground and started yelling in Alex's face.
Travis: This isn't over. I'm not finished with you yet.
Thea and I both kicked him while he was down and made our way up the ramp.
*Later in the night*
Thea and I make our way into Adam and Sonya's office.
Zelina: Just the two people we were looking for.
Adam: How can we help you two?
Zelina: Did you not see what happened?
Adam: Yeah, Travis screwed Alex out of his United States Championship match.
Zelina: C'mon we all know he wasn't going to win.
Sonya: What are you getting at?
Travis: I want a rematch against Alex. He technically didn't beat me at Wrestle Mania.
Adam: The official counted 3 and the official's decision is final.
Zelina: His foot was on the rope it shouldn't count.
Sonya: Yeah, because you put it there.
Zelina: How dare you accuse me of cheating.
Adam: I'm sorry but the answer is no. There will be no rematch.
Zelina: You have got to be kidding me.
Sonya: There will be a rematch.
Adam: I just said no.
Sonya: Well, I just said yes. They beat the hell out of each other and I enjoyed it. I want to see it again.
Travis: Thank you Sonya.
Adam: You want the match so bad? Then you need to go out there and earn it. Tonight, you have a match against Damian Priest.
Travis: Tonight? I didn't even bring my gear.
Adam: Rule #1 of being a WWE Superstar. Always bring your gear. Oh, and by the way Zelina is banned from ringside.
Travis: This is such crap.
Adam: Good luck tonight.
*Match*
I'm having the match with Damian and I'm in my street clothes. We're going back and forth but then Alex makes his way to ringside and I got distracted and Damian took advantage and hit me with the Reckoning and picked up the victory. I'm pissed off and Alex is walking up the ramp laughing at me.
*Next week*
After the 1st match of the night Thea and I made our way out to the ring.
Travis: Last week we made our return and blessed you losers with our presence.
The crowd started to boo us.
Zelina: Shut up you idiots my man is trying to talk.
Travis: I came out here for one reason and one reason only. Alex, I want my rematch but you had to be a little bitch about it cost me my opportunity to kick your ass again.
Alex made his way out to the ring.
Alex: Welcome back jackasses. Since you want to talk about costing someone an opportunity let's talk about the United States Championship opportunity you cost me last week.
Zelina: C'mon man we all know you would have never stood a chance against Finn.
Travis: If you're scared to face me again just say so.
Alex: That's why I'm out here. I just got done talking with Adam and Sonya and they agreed to give you another chance.
Travis: I'm glad they came to their senses.
Alex: They even let me pick the match for you.
Travis: What is it?
Alex: The two of you are going to team up and have a match with me tonight.
Travis: You must be one dumb son of a bitch. There is no way in hell you're beating us.
Zelina: You just want to hit me again don't you Alex? I'm sure you felt like a man when you hit me last time.
Thea got up in Alex's face.
Zelina: Go ahead Alex hit me.
Alex: I'm not going to hit you Zelina. But she will.
Right on cue Rhea's music hit and the crowd popped for it. Rhea is now in the ring standing right next to Alex.
Alex: If your loud mouth fiancé would shut up and let me finish talking. I was about to say that the two of you and a partner of my choice.
Rhea steps to Thea but Thea is standing her ground and she slapped Rhea in the face. Rhea went after her but I got in between them. Rhea kicked me in the gut and hit me with the Riptide and then Alex and Rhea left the ring.
*End of Match*
We've been having a pretty decent match. Thea just threw Rhea out of the ring and tagged me in. Alex came running at me and took me down. When Rhea got to her feet Thea ran the ropes and connected with a suicide dive taking Rhea out she picked her up and connected with a Code Red. While the ref was distracted by the girls I reached into my tights and got out my brass knuckles and punched Alex and knocked him out. I put them back in my trunks and went for the cover.
Mike Rome: Here are your winners Travis Crawford and Zelina Vega.
Saxton: Looks like Travis got his wish but he had to cheat to win.
Graves: He did what he had to do. Like the late great Eddie Guerrero said "If you're not cheating, you're not trying."
Jimmy: Well, this Sunday Backlash it will be Alex Johnson vs Travis Crawford Part 2.