Rocket: Alright. Let's get this party started.
Yondu: Kraglin, you stay here in case someone shows up.
We were taking a smaller ship down to the planet.
"Rocket?! Blake?!"
I knew that was Gamora from the com.
Rocket: Keep that transmitter nearby so I can find you. We're in an old peice of construction equipment Yondu and Blake once used to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria.
I looked at him.
Blake: Wrong planet.
Gamora: Ego's unhinged.
Rocket: I know. Get ready.
Yondu: Drop it, Kraglin!
We flew down to the planet.
Zoe: Oh, dear.
She looked a little green.
Blake: What's wrong?
I asked, concerned.
Zoe: My stomach just doesn't like it when we fly downwards at this speed.
Blake: Yondu, you wouldn't happen to have any spare bags in here, would you?
Yondu: Girl, don't make a mess in my ship.
Rocket: Zoe, just stand up and breathe.
She did as he said.
We went towards the castle.
Zoe: We're not going to crash through that thing, are we?
Yondu: We are.
Blake: Better sit down and hang on to something.
She obeyed.
We crashed through the wall to see Ego standing near Peter, who had glowing tentacles stuck through him.
Blake: What the, h-
Yondu: Hey there, fool.
We crashed on him, freeing Peter.
Zoe flew forward and hit her head.
Blake: I'm hoping that washes out.
We opened the door. Groot smiled and waved at them.
Drax: Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot!
That made Groot mad as he started hitting him.
Drax: What are you doing? You could've killed us all.
He directed that at Rocket.
Rocket: Uh, 'Thank you, Rocket'? Besides, they were driving.
Blake: Hey, it was your idea. Zoe?
She got up and punched me in the shoulder.
Zoe: Don't do that again.
Blake: This is why we have seat belts.
Drax: We had it under control.
Mantis: We did not. That is only an extension of his true self. He will be back soon.
Blake: When you say soon do you mean like a millennium, right?
I asked hopefully.
They all looked at me with a scowl.
Blake: Right.
Quill: What's Smurfette doing here?
I noticed that Nebula was here.
Blake: Oh, yeah. I forgot she was here.
Nebula: Whatever I need to get a ride home.
Rocket: She tried to murder me!
Nebula: I saved you, you stupid fox!
Blake: Where did the saving part come in? When you tased us and took the mutineer Ravengers' side?
Quill: I'm sorry, what?
Blake: We'll talk later.
Gamora: He's not a fox.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: I'm not a raboon either!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Raccoon. Whatever.
Zoe: What is he, again?
Blake: Let's not go down the rabbit hole on that.
All of a sudden, the same glowing tentacles wrapped around the ship.
Drax: How do we kill a Celestial?
Quill: There's a center to him. His brain, his soul, whatever it is. It's some sort of protective shell.
Mantis: It's in the caverns below the surface.
Blake: So in other words, we just gotta dig for it.
I followed Quill to the cockpit.
Quill: Yondu?!
Blake: Yep. He found us.
We tried moving up, but the tentacles held us down.
Yondu: Thrusters are out. Slade, help me out, here.
I obeyed.
Quill: Guess you guys should be grateful that I was a skinny kid, otherwise you both would've handed me over to this maniac!
Yondu: You still think that's the reason we kept you around, you idiot?
Quill: That's what you told me, you old doofus!
Blake: Just tell him the truth, now that we've got ourselves in this situation!
Yondu: Well, after we saw what happened to them other kids, we weren't actually just going to hand you over.
Quill: You said you were gonna eat me!
Yondu: That was being funny!
Quill: Not to me!
Blake: You're being sensitive!
Quill: And you knew about this?!
Blake: Blame the guy who told me to keep this a secret!
Rocket: You people have issues!
Quill: Of course I have issues!
Then, all of a sudden, a gruesome, hideous version of Ego appeared, roaring.
Quill: That's my freaking father! Thrusters are back up.
Yondu ramed right through him.
Blake: Holy-. I think I wet my pants.