"Mickey! Mickey! I know you're in there, you fucking homo! Hey mick, you faggy faggot! You're never gonna marry that Gallagher queer, you hear me?"
"I'm going outside." Ivy chuckled "hey dad do us a favour and shut the fuck up."
"You shut the fuck up you ginger prick! Get your brother out here!"
"No can do." She surrendered
"Do it now Ivy! Mickey! You want a pride parade? How bout I slice off your pansy dicks and stick em on a fucking float?"
"Jesus terry why so harsh"
Mickey then pushed past Ivy and down the steps towards their dad
"I'll get a little conversion therapy for you."
"You ain't getting him dog shit terry , walk away."
"You suck a dick you die."
"Would you shut the fuck up? You're annoying the shit out of everyone." Mickey replied
"Well if it isn't the little shirt lifter. Just want you to know— you marry a man, ima put a fucking bullet in your head. Simple as that."
"Why wait bitch? I'm standing right here , charlottesville"
Terry then pulled his gun out so Mickey pulled his out
"Oh look at that we must shop at the same gun show."
"The fuck happened to you mickey?"
"You know what they say— the apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
"It does if it lands on a dick!"
"Aw please stop . I get it alright? You're proud of me."
"You must really love cock."
"I definitely love one."
"Don't say I didn't warn ya cocksmoker."
"Good talk pops."
Terry barged past mickey and then the siblings went back inside.
"So how's your dad." Ian teased
"You know I don't think he's gonna be my best man." Mickey replied
"Why can't I walk you down the isle?"
"You know what , screw terry . Ivys walking me down the isle."
"Whoop whoop . Oh hey Liam , you ready for school?"
"Still cant go."
"Still no frank?"
"Nope."
"Where is that fucker."
"God knows. He needs to sign a form"
"What form is it?" Lip asked
"A form which says I live here."
"Just drop out." Mickey suggested
"I cant drop out I'm ten."
"Give it to me I'll sign it." Lip said
"Gotta be a parent." Liam replied
"I can fake franks signature."
"So can I."
"Same."
"School says that he has to sign it in person."
"Okay you're fucked."
"Thanks . Bye guys"
"Bye."
Lip then left , leaving Mickey Ian and Ivy alone to eat
"Take your gun of the fucking table mick." Ivy sighed
"It's not like I'm gonna shoot you."
"I don't feel comfortable eating with a gun right in-front of me."
"Fine you pussy."
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A few hours later and Mickey walked in slamming a bunch of papers down .
"What is happening." Ivy asked
"Just a little bit of research. How's the guest list coming?" He looked at Ian for a response
"What?" Ian looked confused
"For the wedding? Who you inviting?"
"Uh I don't have a list"
"Well you need a list. I mean if I don't know how many people are coming to the wedding how do I know what size venue we need for the reception?"
"We're having a reception? At a venue? We are having a wedding wedding!"
"Jesus Christ, do you think this stuff just magically happens , you gotta plan shit."
"A month ago you were ready to get hitched at city hall and now you want a real wedding?"
"A real wedding would be nice." Ivy shrugged her shoulders
"Exactly that's why I want a real wedding . A lot can happen in a month Ian , for example , your fuckhead dad threatening to murder you again cause your gay."
"That's what this is about? Terry?"
"Yup anything to make that miserable fuck more miserable. So gimme your guest list , I'll work on your vows , and I will follow up with a soloist."
"What a fucking soloist?"
"Yeah not just any soloist. Motherfuckwr needs to be able to rock living on a prayer , acoustic , hard . Also I'm gonna want a shit ton of candles so get those, uh church boys ready."
"Acolytes?"
"I don't care."
"This is why I'm never getting married , I don't even remember what the first thing you wanted him to do was."
"Guest list Ivy , you're gonna help him with it."
"Such a joy."
"Look I wrote a list of shit yous need to get , so get it."
"Okay mr demanding." Ivy joked as they got up and left
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"We really need flowers?" Ian sighed
"Fuck yeah , stargazer lilies , motherfucker."
"How can I help you?" A kind old lady asked
"Hey , so uh I'm getting married , and we'd leave to see what you have in the way of stargazer lilies." Mickey smiled
"Let me show you some photos."
Ivy and Mickey went up to the counter while Ian stayed behind by the flowers
"This is the sierras sunset and this is what we call beyond blue."
"That's gorgeous." Ivy stared at the blue flowers
"Especially because we get them at the perfect time just before they open . So they are spectacular on your blessed day."
"Yeah I bet."
"Hey I like the blue ones." Ian said
"Yeah?"
"Sure."
"Yeah same , blues my favourite colour"
"You two are a gorgeous couple." The Old lady started at Mickey and Ivy "are you the best man?" She asked Ian who walked beside them
"Uh no I'm the the groom? The official partner. I don't know we haven't really talked about it yet. Those two are siblings."
"So you're ... homosexuals?"
"No well he is I just like having another man's dick up my ass."
"I'm sorry we don't do business with your." The lady took the book away then went silent
"With your what?"
" uh we don't believe..."
"Finishing sentences , grandma?"
"Mickey." Ian grabbed him
"Is that what you don't believe in?"
"Sodomy is a sin."
"You know what else is a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart—,"
Ivy grabbed onto Mickey pushing him out of the shop as he waved a pen in the air trying to get loose of her grip and stab the lady
Once Ivy left Mickey and Ian she went home to see her sister waiting on the sofa looking disappointed.
"What's up with you?"
"You're not gonna like this Ivy."
"Fuck sake! Did you steal again?"
"No!"
"Then what?"
"So you know the house we had in England?"
"Of course."
"We never sold it but they are making us sell it now and said we have to go and get everything"
"What from England? Don't know if you've noticed but I'm a little packed right now."
"Yeah I know but they said they will throw everything away if we don't go down there."
"It's not like anything important down there?"
"Mums stuff , your old stuff my stuff"
"Fuck."
"Look we can go after the wedding , it'll only be for max a couple of weeks I don't know but they said we have to help them sell the house."
"Why can't we just keep paying the monthly bills?"
"They said no because nobody's living in it. You could always bring Mickey and Ian down?"
"They won't wanna go anywhere near England plus flights cost a ton and I already know they are gonna hate me because of this."
"It's not like you're skipping their wedding? We are just going down to clear the place that's all Ivy."
"Fuck sake. When?"
"Like I said. After the wedding."
"Shit."