Remember when I said I was going to show Sages quest?
Well now I wont because I WANT TO GET INTO THE ZETA-VERSE YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO RESIST THIS.
I failed to resist the urge to work on act 5 ;u;
And as usual, humans first.
But I will sort out the patron trolls of one another.
Also, Zetas won by default soooo yeah.
PATRON TROLLS:
Maxx Lalonde= Serest Vantas
Valkyrie Strider= Carver Fallax (god-damn mind players creepin on striders -_-)
Ella Harley= Gadian Makara
Sean Egbert= Zailah Serket
The game they play is aboviously Sburb Zeta,
and in this the game was released on December 3rd, 2014, SO ITS IN THE PAST. And its Val birthday too.
Vall is also the first one to discover the trolls are actually trolls (which happened around thanksgiving when she saw Carver and Xailah (who somehow got to derse). Xailah is also one of Vall's good internet friends. She's not best friends with her like she is with Maxx or Sean (you know why she's bros with sean you fool)
SO WITHOUT FURHTER TO DO, LET US BEGIN WITH A CLICHE INTRODUCTION.
HAVE THY GOODETH DAY READER.
+=+Maxx+=+
Your name is MAXX LALONDE. And you LOVE SCARVES. Your mother likes to make you them because of her LOVE OF KNITTING. You like to knit and sew with her sometime too, but usually you just fuck around on the internet and constantly annoy your COUSIN, who is also a big pain in your ass.
Your chum-tag is: tatteredTediance [TT] and You speak with mostly proper grammar. UNLESS YOUR FLUSTERED THEN YOU WILL SPEAK IN ALL CAPS AND NO PUNCTUATION.
Now obviously like in every shitty story, what will you do?
Maxx: Examine Room.
Your room is fairly neat, with some scattered scarves on the floor and some books under your bed. You like to read Harry Potter, because wizards are cool as fuck. Your cousin disagrees and continuously calls you a nerd.
Well the problem is you ARE a nerd.
On your bed you have a nice cuddly octopus plushie, that is definitely not a squiddle (you checked the brand) and your pet spider which you keep in its terrarium.
And in speaking of your cousin, you should wish her happy birthday!
She turns 13 today.
You head to your computer and open pesterchum. You have the newest version which is a bit more complex then the older one Sean uses.
—tatteredTediance [TT] began pestering tamarackGoddess [TG]—
TT: Strider.
TT: -_-
TT: Strider, I am here to wish you a happy birthday so get out of your damn bed and open your eyes.
TG: Jesus christ
TG: I'm up, I'm up god.
TT: Did you even go to school today?
TG: no.
TG: My bro let me stay home, lol.
TG: I messed around with my instruments all day basically.
TG: He was chatting with his bf on his phone.
TG: So gaaaayyy
TT: You make it seem like it is a bad thing.
TG: No I'm not, I'm saying my bro is hella gay.
TT: Well this conversation went from average to completley out of the atmosphere
TT: Let me guess
TT: Six?
TG: WHAT.
TG: HOW DO YOU KNOW.
TG: DID YOU SEE HER TOO
TT: Uh
TT: No
TT: But the capslock was very un-nessary
TG: Yeah, lol sorry.
TG: But srsly
TG: How do you know?
TT: You tell me about her all the time.
TT: Remember she told you to break your computer yesterday
TT: Luckily you didn't you wouldn't be talking to me right now
TG: I'm on my phone.
TG: She told to smash it with hammer and I did...sorry
TT: it's fine
TG: Okay wasn't the point of you messaging me to wish me happy birthday?
TG: You don't need to know everything Maxx :/
TG: Thanks for saying happy b-day
TG: I need to feed my damn cat, and answer EB.
TG: Byyye
—-tamarackGoddess [TG] left the conversation—-
—Chat ended—
You honestly don't know what to do with her. She seemed to be acting weirder and weirder as it got closer to her birthday. She had been describing herself being a purple city....you believe that, since you've seen it before. When you see her however she's sleeping, walking subconsciously on the roads. You wonder what you do when your asleep and she is awake.
Probably sleeping.
+=+Ella+=+
The young Thief of Void is asleep in the forest, you cannot be her. She has to wake up...oh never mind! She is awake. She was just dreaming of her puppy, Licorice. Usually she leaves the house when her mom is busy in the lab. She tells you to never leave the house without two computers and fire arms. As you see reader, you can recognize who her mom is,
and you are now Ella obviously!
Ella Harley.
Now why are we talking in this weird format? We did that with max! And I think Ella would rather have her own thought process and think like a normal human instead of the author giving off commands.
We have neurons for a reason!
—-First Person—-
Leaves were all in my hair as usual, and my shoes were covered in mud. But honestly I really liked the forest, especially when my mom was working in her lab. I would get to curious and try and find the door that she would go through to get to it. I've failed everytime. So I usually went out side and played with Licorice, but for some reason she was reluctant to leave the house.
I loved all animals.
Wait no, I still do I love animals to this day!
My puppy had dark fur with dark red tinted ears, I was told she was a black wolf pup. Thinking about Licorice, and the licorice candy, I thought about TG's cat...oh crap! I needed to go tell her happy birthday!
When I remembered what I needed to do, I shot up and started running to my house, I tripped over a lot of rocks and got some cuts and bruises, which shouldn't surprised my mom.
I'm always covered in. The house came into view and I walked up the stairs to the house and opened the door,
"Mom? I home." I said, there was no answer. She was in the lab. I kicked off my shoes and placed them outside, then I headed to my room which was in one of the towers.
I fell on my bed and picked up one of my ipad.
I tapped on pesterchum and clicked on her name.
—-everdoomedBlossom [EB] began pestering tamarackGoddess [TG]—-
EB: Happy birthday Val! 8)!!!
EB: 8?
EB: Val?
EB: Are you sleeping again?
EB: >8(
EB: Maxx told me you were awake!
TG: Oh my god ahaha, I was feeding Mikasa
TG: I would like to get into my loft tho,
TG: Listen to some music.
TG: Are you covered in mud as usual?
EB: Well yeah i am!
EB: I brushed it off before i went on my bed.
EB: My mom is still working in her lab.
TG: Yeah she's busy as usual.
EB: Hows your brother doing?
TG: He's in the living room, I'm not sure what he's doing, but he told me to stay in here soooooo.......
EB: Oh! heheehe!
EB: Well is IS your birthday after all!!!
EB: X)
TG: Oh pfffft.
TG: Hah yeah I was being stupid
TG: K thanks for telling me, egdork is calling now.
EB: :O
EB: K!
——everdoomedBlossom [EB] ceased pestering tamarackGoddess [TG]—-
+=+Briefly Sean+=+
—-arachnesGuide [AG] began pestering gatedGaurdian [GG]—-
AG: Sean!!!!!!!!!
GG: :D
GG: Hey!
AG: ::::D
GG: Your spider face is hilarious haha
AG: ::::B!!!!!!!!
GG: Hey do you know were MA is?
AG: mechanicalAviator? Uh........
AG: She's 8usy!
AG: 8ut she'll come back I think........
GG: Oh okay what is she doing?
AG: I don't know ::::/
AG: She'll come 8ack don't worry Sean!!!!!!!!
GG: Okay, I won't.
GG: Hows life??
AG: 8ooooooooring ::::(
AG: All my friends are mean to me!!!!!!!!
GG: Oh :(
GG: Well then they aren't your friends then!
AG: No, I mean they are my friends but they like to tease me, and it kinda hurts
AG: 8ut I usually ignore them! Unless I over think a8out it.
AG: Right now I am in my cham8er. Its fairly quiet which is what I like.
AG: And have you gotten your game yet?
GG: Uh...no not yet, I know Maxx has the first copy, I'm just waiting to get it in the mail.
AG: Oh
AG: Gr8 I guess
GG: You don't sound happy about that?
AG: No, just i want you and your friends to 8e careful!
AG: especially maxx!!!!!!!!
AG: Wait that was rude ::::(
GG: Hahah, no I know your friends with Max lol.
GG: It's okay! You shouldn't be so worried about what people think about you.
GG: I'm pretty sure Maxx would say the same thing..
AG: ::::/
AG: Well, MA is coming back now! I'll tell her you want to talk with her.
GG: Okay! I'll wait for her to come online.
GG: Bye!
AG: Bye Sean!!!!!!!
AG: *!!!!!!!!
—-arachnesGuide [AG] ceased pestering gatedGaurdian [GG]—-
Okay when are we going to be Valkyrie?Pretty soon, shes to busy for you to be her right now! And you haven't been enough cool people yet.
You can give her a command if you want.
>Val: Randomly fall asleep
GOD DAMMIT.