Six: The Old Version

Number 13

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I was on the purple team with Faydia. I knew why it was split like this, because Derse vs Prospit. I didn't want the teams to be like this. But this douche bag who chills with me said it would be a good idea. It was just a voice. I couldn't see or hear him. 
Or anything. 
I headed down more steps to my little underwater garden. My dolphin mom swam in between the kelp beds. I pulled out my clip board and started taking notes on the alge growing around it. All of my friends thought this was some weird and stupid shit but I think its pretty fun and interesting. Especially since I can just looked all sciency and safisticated.

And watch Troll Doctor Who.

Hell yes. 

I sat took somemore notes and had a quick conversation with my morail, Faydia, who just broke up with Serest. She was upset but not bawling, probablt they both knew it wouldn't work out. After that was over The DoucheBag (TDB) started talking to me.

Yo fish boy  he said
Oh great its you I said still taking notes. But those notes soon became me writing out conversation down on paper. 

TDB: Not tryin' to be a douche man its just did you set everyone up?
ME: Yeah I sharking did, what, does it matter to you?
TDB: Yes.
TDB: For you to get the fuck out of there
ME: -_-
ME: I know the world is coming to an end douche bag jones okay?
ME: I am getting everyone in as fast as I can
TDB: Lol
TDB: "in"
ME: Stfu
ME: Im not one of the leaders
TDB: Oh shit who is then
ME: My friend Serest is leader of the yellow team, and Ender is the leader of the purple team
TDB: Damn, female leaders.
TDB: Are they badass?
ME: I guess? :/
ME: Never reely talked to Serest that much, only got info from Faydia and thats it.
TDB: Well Im just gonna bluntly put it out there that she's not what you think
ME: Soooo she's not an insufferable prick?
TDB: She is heheheh.
ME: Your a creepy douche bag
TDB: Yes I am

I paused to go pet my old lusus, I turned back to the notepad. Red ink magically appeared on it. 

TDB: Your obession with plants is really weird
ME: Stfu, Plants are awesome
??: I know right!!!!
ME: The fuck
TDB: Sorry one of my friends stoll my pen
ME: Lol that happens to me all of the time
TDB: Anyway, when are you connecting to server players? Do you have them sorted or something.
ME: Yes.
TDB: Show me
ME:
Okay so for purple team:
 Me ===> Winter ===> Valter ===> Faydia ===> Slate ===> Olyvya ===> Ender
ME: Ender connects to me.
ME: On yellow team we have:
Avisti===> Aretan (Aret) ===> Archer ===> Uninah ===> Serest ===>
ME: Yet again, Serest connects to Avisti
ME: Does that solve your shit?
TDB: no. Yellow team has five members. DO you guys connect in a big circle or something
Me: OH SHIT, Okay Uh.......
ME: Damn it
TDB: What whats up man
ME:... Our session isn't "normal" Or balances
TDB: Wouldn't your libra friend go berserk
TDB: Mine sure woul
ME: No No its just.....We rushed in coding the game and we didn't edit it. I thought Aretan did but nope he did not. We have some major problems.....
TDB: So you guys have your own little circles
ME: Yes. I split it up like that just incase one team doesn't get into the medium
ME: but It seems both teams are working fine as of this moment, I see no major errors yet.
TDB: Wow that was fast.
ME: What was so fast?
TDB: You got the teams done so fast
ME: Serest is a fast worker
TDB: Omfg 
ME: You perverted douche bag
TDB: lol
TDB: Anyway, like I said when are you guys all entering
ME: Soon.
ME: Pretty soon weird guy
TDB: Soon as in the next few days (because you don't have time) or soon as in as soon as past female vantas is done getting her shit together
ME: Yeah thats pretty much right
ME: Past her is looking for teamates right now
ME: Current her is starting the game up right now
ME: Im entering my in a few minutes
ME: Gonna get a message from my server player pretty soon.
TDB: Cool
TDB: See you again
TDB: if you need me
ME: Yeah bye
TDB: Bye

I closed my conversation journal. I finished looking at my plans. Perfect.
The leaders would enter first to make sure everything was in packed.
And they should already be in the game.
If I remember correctly.

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My hands where covered in greese and oil. My hair was slicked back with oil and greese. I picked up a couple of bolts and my screw driver and began placing them on the soul-bot. I usually make them just as figures or statues. Or give them to Uninah as mannequines. This one I think I would keep, I had made it to look like me. So I had an extra life or something. I sput out some gunk on the floor that got in my mouth by accident.
I walked to the corner of my work shop where I had troll blood. How I got it, I don't even know, but I usually use them for soul bots. I picked up the veil filled with the same blood as me. It was just enough to fuel the body. I was done. 
I took the ecto-skelleton and put it in my basement for storage along with some copies of my friends. 

I looked at the blood left in the viel.
Minty green. Mutant in the green caste. I sighed. At least I wasn't the only one of my friends that was different. I through away the vile and headed to my respit block. It was about time for me to join the game.

---OneshotKiller [OK] began trolling GlisteningAmethyst [GA]---

OK: Unia][. You around?
GA: Yes. i Am here. And also Very sleepy. 
GA: It is Very early Do you Not think?
OK: Its t][e afternoon Unia][
OK: Where you sleeping again?
GA: Well pardon Me, ever Since i Lost my Sight i Have know Idea what Time it Is.
GA: So now, I sleep Randomly at Different times When i Feel like It. 
OK: ][e][ I can understand t][at
GA: :)
OK: So Im connecting to you...gonna take a minute.

Wtf okay so basically the next chapters are going ot be like, the people on the planets and such.
I will also post the names of their planets. To speed up the time (ahahaha puns) I will have several timeskips.
Live life and f*ck karkat.
-Addicka

KARKAT: ADDICKA NO DELETE THAT
ADDY: Shoosh boy.